Moonwalk jokes
I am Buzz Aldrin, the second man to walk on the moon.
Neil before me.
Why did Michael Jackson dangle a baby over a balcony?
He wanted to clean out the blanket.
Your forehead's so big that Michael Jackson could moonwalk across that b*tch.
How are laundry and Michael Jackson related?
They both got bleached!
What did Michael Jackson say when he became a triangle? Tetraheehee!
What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? A small skin flute.
What's in a Michael Jackson hotdog?
A 50-year-old piece of meat.
A 12-year-old bun.
His hairline doing the moonwalk. Oh, I forgot, he doesn’t even have a hairline.
What did the girls on the beach say to Michael Jackson?
"Could you move? Your sun is in my son."
Michael Jackson so white, I turned blind.
Why does Michael Jackson like spaghetti? He likes the little meatballs.
Why can’t moons walk?
'Cuz they have no legs, stupid!
Your hairline is so screwed that Michael Jackson can't even moonwalk to your hairline.
Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson & Neil Armstrong? A: Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson f@ck$ little kids in the a$$!
When the moon hits the earth,
IT Moon-chan kissing Earth-chan.
I am Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are HeHee.
Nobody:
Michael Jackson: giving kids a free cream pie.
What is harder than steel?
Michael Jackson on a playground.
What's black and white, black and white, black and white?
Michael Jackson.
What do you call being run over by Michael Jackson?
Being hit by... Being struck by... A smooth criminal.
What does Michael Jackson like about 28 year olds? There's 20 of them!