Moonwalk jokes
What does Michael Jackson like about 28 year olds? There's 20 of them!
What's in a Michael Jackson hotdog?
A 50-year-old piece of meat.
A 12-year-old bun.
Michael Jackson so white, I turned blind.
Why does Michael Jackson like spaghetti? He likes the little meatballs.
Nobody:
Michael Jackson: giving kids a free cream pie.
I am Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are HeHee.
What is harder than steel?
Michael Jackson on a playground.
What do you call being run over by Michael Jackson?
Being hit by... Being struck by... A smooth criminal.
Why did Michael Jackson dangle a baby over a balcony?
He wanted to clean out the blanket.
Your forehead's so big that Michael Jackson could moonwalk across that b*tch.
How are laundry and Michael Jackson related?
They both got bleached!
What's black and white, black and white, black and white?
Michael Jackson.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? A small skin flute.
What did the girls on the beach say to Michael Jackson?
"Could you move? Your sun is in my son."
What did Michael Jackson say when he became a triangle? Tetraheehee!
Your hairline is so screwed that Michael Jackson can't even moonwalk to your hairline.
His hairline doing the moonwalk. Oh, I forgot, he doesn’t even have a hairline.
How does the man on the moon cut his hair?
Eclipses it!
Why is a moon rock tastier than an Earth rock?
Because it’s a little meteor.
If a fly loses its wings, is it now a walk? Wait a minute, I found out a mind blower. So the 🌎 is the 3rd planet from the sun, doesn't that mean all countries are called the 3rd country of 🌎? If I get 10 likes, I'll do one mind-blowing fact daily.
Which way did the cow jump over the moon?
- The Milky Way!
Astronomers got tired of watching the moon rotate around the earth for 24 hours, so they just called it a "day".