Moonwalk

Moonwalk Jokes

Hotdog

What's in a Michael Jackson hotdog?

A 50-year-old piece of meat.

A 12-year-old bun.

Forehead

Your forehead's so big that Michael Jackson could moonwalk across that b*tch.

Sun

What did the girls on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

"Could you move? Your sun is in my son."

Hairline

Your hairline is so screwed that Michael Jackson can't even moonwalk to your hairline.

Hairline

His hairline doing the moonwalk. Oh, I forgot, he doesn’t even have a hairline.