Moonwalk jokes
What does Michael Jackson like about 28 year olds? There's 20 of them!
What's in a Michael Jackson hotdog?
A 50-year-old piece of meat.
A 12-year-old bun.
Michael Jackson so white, I turned blind.
Why does Michael Jackson like spaghetti? He likes the little meatballs.
Nobody:
Michael Jackson: giving kids a free cream pie.
I am Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are HeHee.
What is harder than steel?
Michael Jackson on a playground.
What do you call being run over by Michael Jackson?
Being hit by... Being struck by... A smooth criminal.
Why did Michael Jackson dangle a baby over a balcony?
He wanted to clean out the blanket.
Your forehead's so big that Michael Jackson could moonwalk across that b*tch.
How are laundry and Michael Jackson related?
They both got bleached!
What's black and white, black and white, black and white?
Michael Jackson.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? A small skin flute.
What did the girls on the beach say to Michael Jackson?
"Could you move? Your sun is in my son."
What did Michael Jackson say when he became a triangle? Tetraheehee!
Your hairline is so screwed that Michael Jackson can't even moonwalk to your hairline.
His hairline doing the moonwalk. Oh, I forgot, he doesn’t even have a hairline.
I wasn't staring at you; I was trying to figure out if that's your forehead or the moon.
How does the man on the moon cut his hair?
Eclipses it!
What did the woman on the beach say to Michael Jackson? Hey, get out of my sun!
Why is a moon rock tastier than an Earth rock?
Because it’s a little meteor.
Which way did the cow jump over the moon?
- The Milky Way!