What does Michael Jackson like about 28 year olds? There's 20 of them!
What's in a Michael Jackson hotdog?
A 50-year-old piece of meat.
A 12-year-old bun.
Michael Jackson so white, I turned blind.
Nobody:
Michael Jackson: giving kids a free cream pie.
What is harder than steel?
Michael Jackson on a playground.
I am Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are HeHee.
Why does Michael Jackson like spaghetti? He likes the little meatballs.
Your forehead's so big that Michael Jackson could moonwalk across that b*tch.
What do you call being run over by Michael Jackson?
Being hit by... Being struck by... A smooth criminal.
Why did Michael Jackson dangle a baby over a balcony?
He wanted to clean out the blanket.
How are laundry and Michael Jackson related?
They both got bleached!
What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? A small skin flute.
What's black and white, black and white, black and white? Michael Jackson
What did the girls on the beach say to Michael Jackson?
"Could you move? Your sun is in my son."
What did Michael Jackson say when he became a triangle? Tetraheehee!
His hairline doing the moonwalk. Oh, I forgot, he doesn’t even have a hairline.
Your hairline is so screwed that Michael Jackson can't even moonwalk to your hairline.
