Hairline jokes
Your hairline is so screwed that Michael Jackson can't even moonwalk to your hairline.
Your hairline is so pushed back it looks like Will Smith slapped it back.
Yo hairline caused corruption.
Your hairline is an artificial fact.
Royal rebel and push so back, they ever marble say that drink pushback.
Your hairline is so far back, it makes the Giant from Clash of Clans jealous!
What can run, be an eyesore, and practice social distancing?
Your hairline.
Your hairline goes back to when Jeff Bezos had hair.
Your hairline is so long they mistake your forehead for a football field.
Take a step back... just like your hairline did.
Your hairline is so far back, when your forehead was playing tag, your hairline ran away real far.
"Ring Ring! Hi, I've been needing to call you. Your hairline has been found by Dora after 25 years!"
Your hairline so far back, it's a wide receiver for the Minnesota Vikings.
Your hairline left you because you were too ugly for your push back hairline.
Your hairline is pushed back; we can see what you are thinking of.
Your hairline recedes so far back that it defends your forehead.
Your hairline is the reason why some women have miscarriages.
Your hair and your hairline must be best friends, 'cause they go waaaaay back!
You're so fat that when they tried to print a picture of you through the computer, they couldn't fit you in the whole picture because you were so big!
Yo hairline so long, it makes you look like Mr. Clean.