Your hairline so far back, it's a wide receiver for the Minnesota Vikings.
Your hairline is pushed back; we can see what you are thinking of.
Your hairline left you because you were too ugly for your push back hairline.
Ur hairline is like a Fortnite map at the start of a new season waiting to be identified.
Your cut [is] so broke, even Bob the Builder can't fix it.
Your hairline's so ugly, it turned Medusa to stone!
Bro, go work at McDonald's. Your hairline inspired their logo!
You're so fat that when they tried to print a picture of you through the computer, they couldn't fit you in the whole picture because you were so big!
Yo hairline so long, it makes you look like Mr. Clean.
Your hairline is the reason why some women have miscarriages.
Lil bro's hairline is making me hungry wit that M shape also hitten me wit that damb batab bat bat baaa.
Your hairline retreats from your face just like all the guys that look at you.
Your hairline goes so far back that it was getting whipped in the 1800s.
Your hairline is so ugly, it’s receding from your face to never see you.
Your hairline's so far back that Dora the Explorer can't explore it!
Your forehead is like my dad.
Non-existent.
Man's hairline is back-court violation!
Yo mama is so ugly her hairline is receding just to get away from her face.
Your hairline be going up and down like a formula 1 car
Your hairline is what caused the Great Depression.
