Hairline jokes
Your hairline is so far back Trump was ashamed.
Your hairline goes back to when Jeff Bezos had hair.
Your hairline is so long they mistake your forehead for a football field.
Your hairline is so far back you look like Frankenstein.
Your hairline is so discombobulated, it looks like a geometrical shape.
Your hairline is so hideous that Derrick White's hairline envies yours.
Your hairline is receding so hard, they petitioned it to change for the McDonald's logo.
Your hairline goes so far back that it has no records of it happening in history.
Your hairline go so far back it remember the Civil War, ugly ahh.
Your hairline goes so back that it’s ingrained in history.
My grandad and your hairline go way back.
Your hairline's so ugly, it turned Medusa to stone!
Bro, go work at McDonald's. Your hairline inspired their logo!
Your cut [is] so broke, even Bob the Builder can't fix it.
Ur hairline is like a Fortnite map at the start of a new season waiting to be identified.
Your hairline recedes so far back that it defends your forehead.
Your hairline is the reason why some women have miscarriages.
Your hair and your hairline must be best friends, 'cause they go waaaaay back!
Your hairline so far back, it's a wide receiver for the Minnesota Vikings.
You're so fat that when they tried to print a picture of you through the computer, they couldn't fit you in the whole picture because you were so big!