Hairline jokes
Your hairline is so far back, it makes the Giant from Clash of Clans jealous!
Your hairline is so screwed that Michael Jackson can't even moonwalk to your hairline.
Your hairline is so pushed back it looks like Will Smith slapped it back.
Your hairline recedes so far back that it defends your forehead.
Your hairline is pushed back; we can see what you are thinking of.
Royal rebel and push so back, they ever marble say that drink pushback.
Your hair is receding more than people do when they smell you.
Your hairline is so long they mistake your forehead for a football field.
Take a step back... just like your hairline did.
What can run, be an eyesore, and practice social distancing?
Your hairline.
The police gave you a fine for not fixing your ugly hairline.
Yo hairline caused corruption.
You're so fat that when they tried to print a picture of you through the computer, they couldn't fit you in the whole picture because you were so big!
Yo hairline so long, it makes you look like Mr. Clean.
Your hairline is so far away that Jesus could've seen it when he was on the cross.
Your hairline is so far back my dad even took 48 hours to reach it.
Your hairline is so far back, when your forehead was playing tag, your hairline ran away real far.
"Ring Ring! Hi, I've been needing to call you. Your hairline has been found by Dora after 25 years!"
Your hairline is so deep that we measure it in metres.
Your hairline and the universe have one thing in common: they’re yet to be discovered.