Hairline jokes
Yo hairline caused corruption.
Yo hairline so long, it makes you look like Mr. Clean.
Your hairline goes so far back that it was getting whipped in the 1800s.
Your hairline retreats from your face just like all the guys that look at you.
Your hairline is so ugly, it’s receding from your face to never see you.
Your hairline is an artificial fact.
"Ring Ring! Hi, I've been needing to call you. Your hairline has been found by Dora after 25 years!"
Your hairline is so screwed that Michael Jackson can't even moonwalk to your hairline.
Your hairline is so pushed back it looks like Will Smith slapped it back.
Your hairline is so far back, it makes the Giant from Clash of Clans jealous!
Your hairline is so far back my dad even took 48 hours to reach it.
Yo hairline so ugly even Bob the Builder said he couldn't fix it.
Your hairline goes back to when Jeff Bezos had hair.
Royal rebel and push so back, they ever marble say that drink pushback.
Your hairline is so deep that we measure it in metres.
Your hairline is so far away that Jesus could've seen it when he was on the cross.
Your hairline and the universe have one thing in common: they’re yet to be discovered.
Your mum's hairline was so big that Dora the Explorer could not find it.
Take a step back... just like your hairline did.
Your hairline is so far back, when your forehead was playing tag, your hairline ran away real far.