Hairline jokes
I noticed my friend's hairline yesterday. I could tell it was a Supercuts hair salon haircut, so how I could tell was 'cuz it was super alright, super lame.
Your hairline is like Spiderman: far from forehead.
Your hairline goes so far back it remembers the big band.
"I have a three-head."
"I have a four-head."
Bald people have a seven-head.
Your hair is receding more than people do when they smell you.
Your hairline is so long The Rock complimented it!
Man, your hairline is so bad it started from the beginning of the month to the end!
Your hairline is so far back my dad even took 48 hours to reach it.
Your hairline pushed back lookin' like you got slapped up by Will Smith.
Your hairline looks like the McDonald's logo!
Your hairline is so bad man, I gave your doctor a breathalyzer.
Lil bro's hairline is making me hungry wit that M shape also hitten me wit that damb batab bat bat baaa.
Your hairline!
Yo hairline is so bad, it is worse than Vegeta's.
Don't worry, the forehead jokes were recommended just like your hairline.
Your hairline parts faster than Moses parting the Red Sea.
Your hairline is so far back that not even Tom Brady could throw that far.
Are your forehead and your hairline best friends because they look like they go way back?
Your hairline got suspended, it's not coming back.
Your hairline is so big, it distracts me from your face.