Hairline jokes
Man, your hairline is so bad it started from the beginning of the month to the end!
Your hair is receding more than people do when they smell you.
Your hairline is so long The Rock complimented it!
Your hairline goes so far back it remembers the big band.
Your hairline is like Spiderman: far from forehead.
Yo hairline is so bad, it is worse than Vegeta's.
I noticed my friend's hairline yesterday. I could tell it was a Supercuts hair salon haircut, so how I could tell was 'cuz it was super alright, super lame.
Lil bro's hairline is making me hungry wit that M shape also hitten me wit that damb batab bat bat baaa.
Your hairline is so ugly, even Dora the Explorer can’t even do it.
Your hairline!
Your hairline is so far back that not even Tom Brady could throw that far.
Your hairline got suspended, it's not coming back.
Your hairline is so big, it distracts me from your face.
Don't worry, the forehead jokes were recommended just like your hairline.
Your hairline is dancing umlando.
Your hairline looks like the McDonald's logo!
Your hairline is so far back my dad even took 48 hours to reach it.
I found someone's hairline. It was on the western front.
Your hairline is so bad man, I gave your doctor a breathalyzer.
Your hairline pushed back lookin' like you got slapped up by Will Smith.