your hairlines so ugly it made michael Jackson lean back
Yo buzz cut so bad that the bees buzz around it
man i didn't know they put humpty dumty back together
your hairline so back that back in the day of your hairline, Burger King was called burger, prince
We were going to Macdonald's but we ran into your hairline!!!
your hairline so bad it was used as the starbucks logo
This year the London marathon was ran on your hairline. It was so far back no one could complete it!!!
Me and your hairline go way back, years and years.
Ever tried looking in a mirror lately, I wouldn't your crooked hairline might break it.
Health and safety tips: looking at your hairline is hazardous, for your best interest please look away.
Caution: looking at your hairline can cause being delirious and having hallucinations.
I had to take the underground just to get from your forehead to your hairline there so far apart!!!
If your hairline was a river, it would meander left, right and backwards.
Had to go to the barbers just to get your hairline sorted.
If you measured your hairline with a protractor, it would show 90'.
Ur hairline and forged must be friends because they go way back further than the universe
Your hairline so far back that when your teacher puts you to sit down in the front of the class, your hairline does be quite in the back.
bro has to get a fringe to cover up the big increasing hair line
The last time your hairline connected was when George Washington was born
Your hairline is so ugly, your hair runs away from it.