Hairline jokes
"Ring Ring! Hi, I've been needing to call you. Your hairline has been found by Dora after 25 years!"
What can run, be an eyesore, and practice social distancing?
Your hairline.
Your hairline is an artificial fact.
Your hairline is so screwed that Michael Jackson can't even moonwalk to your hairline.
Your hairline is so pushed back it looks like Will Smith slapped it back.
Yo hairline caused corruption.
Your hairline is so far back Trump was ashamed.
Your hairline goes back to when Jeff Bezos had hair.
Your hairline is so long they mistake your forehead for a football field.
Take a step back... just like your hairline did.
You're so fat that when they tried to print a picture of you through the computer, they couldn't fit you in the whole picture because you were so big!
Your hairline so far back, it's a wide receiver for the Minnesota Vikings.
Your hairline recedes so far back that it defends your forehead.
Your hairline is the reason why some women have miscarriages.
Your hair is receding more than people do when they smell you.
The police gave you a fine for not fixing your ugly hairline.
Bob the builder.
Yo hairline so long, it makes you look like Mr. Clean.
Your hairline is so deep that we measure it in metres.
Your hairline is so far away that Jesus could've seen it when he was on the cross.