Hairline jokes
"Ring Ring! Hi, I've been needing to call you. Your hairline has been found by Dora after 25 years!"
Your hairline is so far back, it makes the Giant from Clash of Clans jealous!
Your hairline is so screwed that Michael Jackson can't even moonwalk to your hairline.
Your hairline is so pushed back it looks like Will Smith slapped it back.
What can run, be an eyesore, and practice social distancing?
Your hairline.
Yo hairline so ugly even Bob the Builder said he couldn't fix it.
Your hairline is so deep that we measure it in metres.
Your hairline is so far back Trump was ashamed.
Your hairline goes back to when Jeff Bezos had hair.
Your hairline is so long they mistake your forehead for a football field.
Your hairline is so far away that Jesus could've seen it when he was on the cross.
Your hairline and the universe have one thing in common: they’re yet to be discovered.
Your mum's hairline was so big that Dora the Explorer could not find it.
Your hairline is so far back my dad even took 48 hours to reach it.
Your hairline is so far back you look like Frankenstein.
Your hairline is so discombobulated, it looks like a geometrical shape.
Your hairline is so hideous that Derrick White's hairline envies yours.
Lil bro's hairline is making me hungry wit that M shape also hitten me wit that damb batab bat bat baaa.
Your hairline's so ugly, it turned Medusa to stone!
Bro, go work at McDonald's. Your hairline inspired their logo!