Hairline jokes
Your hairline is so hideous that Derrick White's hairline envies yours.
Your hairline's so ugly, it turned Medusa to stone!
Bro, go work at McDonald's. Your hairline inspired their logo!
Lil bro's hairline is making me hungry wit that M shape also hitten me wit that damb batab bat bat baaa.
Your hairline goes so far back that it was getting whipped in the 1800s.
Your hairline retreats from your face just like all the guys that look at you.
Your hairline is so ugly, it’s receding from your face to never see you.
Your hairline is pushed back; we can see what you are thinking of.
Your hairline is the reason why some women have miscarriages.
Your hair and your hairline must be best friends, 'cause they go waaaaay back!
Your cut [is] so broke, even Bob the Builder can't fix it.
Ur hairline is like a Fortnite map at the start of a new season waiting to be identified.
Your hairline left you because you were too ugly for your push back hairline.
Yo hairline so long, it makes you look like Mr. Clean.
Your hairline recedes so far back that it defends your forehead.
You're so fat that when they tried to print a picture of you through the computer, they couldn't fit you in the whole picture because you were so big!
Your hairline is so screwed that Michael Jackson can't even moonwalk to your hairline.
Your hairline's so far back that Dora the Explorer can't explore it!
Your forehead is like my dad.
Non-existent.
Man's hairline is back-court violation!