Steph Curry jokes

Even Steph Curry can't hit threes from behind your hairline.

So Steph Curry and Lebron James went on a vacation, and Steph Curry said, "Try not to travel!"

Why do Indians like basketball?

Because Steph Curry plays it.

Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter.

Chuck Norris can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever tasted.

Ya know, Kobe made a real impact on the earth!

After 40 years, Kobe finally learned to pass.