A Scotsman at the hairdresser: "How much is a haircut?" "Six pounds." "And shaving?" "Three pounds." "Good, then shave my head."
Wants one way to get a free haircut
Call the cancer hotline
I like your cut G *Slaps really hard* BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
"Dad, did you get a haircut?" "No, I got them all cut!"
Yo mama so hairy that she got a haircut and lost 47 pounds.
Yo barber fucked up so bad he pulled out a plants vs zombies map and that shii fit perfectly
Whats the diffrence between me and a hairdresser. We both cut too much
What's the most expensive haircut you can get? Chemotherapy.
Why is Kanye West's haircut actually years of work by many doctors to piece together skull fragments like a jigsaw puzzle? Because Kanye once interrupted Chuck Norris on the set of "Walker Texas Ranger"
Your haircut is worse than James Charles picking a gender
One of my friends got a haircut and everyone giggled and bullied him...i didin’t, i died of laughter 😂
What can run, be an eyesore, and practice social distancing? Your hairline.
I posted up on my story that I got a new cut. My friends and family called the cops...
I used to be emo..
So my ex who wouldn't leave me alone because she thought I was the best person in the world even though will has a better haircut then me but anyway when we broke up she said I was the worst person she ever met and I told her she looks like a cross between a beaver and a mole rat. Then I told her she has the wendys logo haircut and then some other things I'm not gonna say. 2 years of bullshit I was done Anyways she cried lol
A teenager brings her new boyfriend home to meet her parents. They’re appalled by his haircut, his tattoos, his piercings.
Later, the girl’s mom says, “Dear, he doesn’t seem to be a very nice boy.”
“Oh, please, Mom!” says the daughter. “If he wasn’t nice, would he be doing 500 hours of community service?”
me: I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut g” and slapping the neck. I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g”.
Emo kid: He said like your bullet holes G
me: i have no bullet holes
emo kid: not yet you dont
me: ayo what the fuc*
I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut g” and slapping the neck. I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g”.
A kid went and cot a hair cut, the day after he went to school, and a friend says " I like your cut", and he replies "which one?"