Haircut jokes
Every zodiac sign has a different hairstyle except Cancer.
What's the best haircut?
Chemotherapy.
Me running after slapping the emo kid's wrist and saying, "I like ya cut g."
My 3 year old sister kept saying, "I like your cut, G." Every time she does, I dodge and close my eyes, but she's the one who always ends up running.
My name is Devonair.
When I get a haircut, it's always bald.
Kids make fun of me, they call me "dang-near bald head."
My name is Devonair *dev-on-near*
I always thought they were making fun of me because of my name pronounced near.
Who did a barber win a race?
He knew a short cut.
I asked my friend, "Hey, did you get a haircut?" and she said, "No." Then I'm like, "Really? Then why are you bald today?"
I wish my hair was depressed.
Cause then it would cut itself.
Why did the silly boy take the Christmas tree to a barber?
Because his mother said it needed to be trimmed.
Someone walked into a cancer ward and asked for a skin fade.
They say I’m sliced like the apples in a kids meal.
Sign outside a hair salon: "We'll color your hair or dye trying."
Why doesn't Helen Keller's kid have ears? She gave it its first haircut!
So this guy named Andrew Furda was my boyfriend for like a half a week, so five days. Then bam, I cut my hair. He only liked me for my looks, and I hoped he regrets it because it is WAR, so if you see this, you're going down, Andrew!
Site nearly as dead as my trim.
Friend: Why don't you cut your hair?
Me: Dunno, but I'll probably cut my wrists first.
What's the most expensive haircut in the world?
Chemotherapy.
How does the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it!
Why can’t Sally get a hair cut? She has cancer.
How does the man on the moon cut his hair?
Eclipses it!