Haircut jokes
Who did a barber win a race?
He knew a short cut.
I asked my friend, "Hey, did you get a haircut?" and she said, "No." Then I'm like, "Really? Then why are you bald today?"
I wish my hair was depressed.
Cause then it would cut itself.
Why did the silly boy take the Christmas tree to a barber?
Because his mother said it needed to be trimmed.
Someone walked into a cancer ward and asked for a skin fade.
They say I’m sliced like the apples in a kids meal.
Sign outside a hair salon: "We'll color your hair or dye trying."
Why doesn't Helen Keller's kid have ears? She gave it its first haircut!
So this guy named Andrew Furda was my boyfriend for like a half a week, so five days. Then bam, I cut my hair. He only liked me for my looks, and I hoped he regrets it because it is WAR, so if you see this, you're going down, Andrew!
Site nearly as dead as my trim.
What's the most expensive haircut in the world?
Chemotherapy.
How does the man on the moon cut his hair?
Eclipses it!
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep? -- Shear madness.
Who can shave 20 times a day and still have a beard? -- A barber.
Where did the sheep get a haircut?
At the baa-baa shop.