Why doesn't Helen Keller's kid have ears? She gave it its first haircut!
So this guy named Andrew Furda was my boyfriend for like a half a week, so five days. Then bam, I cut my hair. He only liked me for my looks, and I hoped he regrets it because it is WAR, so if you see this, you're going down, Andrew!
Site nearly as dead as my trim
What's the most expensive haircut in the world?
Chemotherapy.
How does the man on the moon cut his hair?
Eclipses it!
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep? -- Shear madness.
Who can shave 20 times a day and still have a beard? -- A barber.
Where did the sheep get a haircut?
At the baa-baa shop.