A kid went and cot a hair cut, the day after he went to school, and a friend says " I like your cut", and he replies "which one?"
why does sophia have no ears? her mom gave her, her first haircut.
What's the most expensive haircut? Chemotherapy
Every zodiac sign has a different hairstyle except cancer
What's the best haircut?
Chemotherapy.
me running after slapping the emo kid's wrist and saying i like ya cut g
My 3 year old sister kept saying i like your cut g everytime she does i dodge and close my eyes but she's the one who always end up running
My name is devonair when i get a haircut its always bald kids make fun of me the call me dang-nier bald head My name is devonair
*dev-on-near* *I always thought they were making fun of me cause of my name pronounced near*
who did a barber win a race . he knew a short cut.
I asked my friend "Hey did you get a haircut and she said no" and then I'm like really then why are you bald today.
I wish my hair was depressed.
Cause then it would cut itself.
Why did the silly boy 👦 take the Christmas tree 🎄 to a barber?
Because his mother said it needed to be trimmed.
walked in to a cancer ward and asked for a skin fade
Sign outside a hair salon: "We'll color your hair or dye trying."
Site nearly as dead as my trim
What's the most expensive haircut in the world ? Chemotherapy
How does the man on the moon cut his hair?
Eclipses it!
Who can shave 20 times a day and still have a beard? -- A barber.