HA jokes
So Stephen Hawking walks into a bar... Ha!
Did you know that your son has been deeper inside of your wife than you have...unless you put the coat hanger up there?
Okay, good night everyone who has common sense! "Akeld," you did not make it.
Why can't an orphan go to a family reunion?
It has no family.
It's so sad that Stephen Hawking has a whole category on here about him and he can't stand up for himself.
Memes
If Sakura's head looks like earth, then her hairline has to look like the Milky Way.
What is an orphan's first phone?
An iPhone 12. Wanna know why?
It has no home button :D
My friend has a shovel made of gold. I guess you could call him a gold digger.
What has one head, one foot, and four legs? A: A bed.
Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it's over your head!
Q: How many letters are in the alphabet? A: 11. A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
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Has anyone walked in on their parents making love? I have.
Please comment! :)
Time for a random Terraria joke.
Q: Why did the guide die at his house?
A: The player dropped his doll in the lava.
(WALL OF FLESH HAS AWOKEN) :| Oh crap!
Why doesn’t the sun go to college?
Answer: Because it has a million degrees! 😀
This is an inside joke for my friend Caiden...
"Hey, where’d you get that paint from?" "Ha! Paint!"
What's the difference between me and a knife?
One has a point, and the other doesn't.
Why did the AI go to school?
To upgrade from "Artificially Intelligent" to "Artificially Hilarious"!
Ha ha ha. It is so funny. I hope you enjoy, fellow humans.
What animal has 5 legs?
A pitbull on a children's playground.
Unfortunately, NASCAR has been canceled.
The woke people heard that it was a human traffic ring.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning?
It has better reactions than the Twin Towers.
What is the difference between a feminist and a knife?
A knife at least has a point.