Time for a random Terraria joke.
Q: Why did the guide die at his house?
A: The player dropped his doll in the lava.
(WALL OF FLESH HAS AWOKEN) :| Oh crap!
HA Jokes
Why doesn’t the sun go to college?
Answer: Because it has a million degrees! 😀
This is an inside joke for my friend Caiden...
"Hey, where’d you get that paint from?" "Ha! Paint!"
What's the difference between me and a knife?
One has a point, and the other doesn't.
Why did the AI go to school?
To upgrade from "Artificially Intelligent" to "Artificially Hilarious"!
Ha ha ha. It is so funny. I hope you enjoy, fellow humans.
What animal has 5 legs?
A pitbull on a children's playground.
Unfortunately, NASCAR has been canceled.
The woke people heard that it was a human traffic ring.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning?
It has better reactions than the Twin Towers.
What is the difference between a feminist and a knife?
A knife at least has a point.
Q: What does a cat have that no other animal has?
A: Kittens.
Jimmy asks an elevator operator what he thinks of his job.
The operator shrugs and says, "It has its ups and downs!"
What do you call a cow that has been shot?
Holy cow!
What are you doing, son? It has been an hour, and you are still in front of the mirror closing your eyes.
Mum, actually I want to see how I look while sleeping...
I have more STDs than Hicks has friends at the moment. I only have one.
When you have a box of dead babies in your garage and one of them is alive at the bottom and has to eat its way out but goes back for seconds.
What has a dog?
People.
I would tell you the pun about the broken pencil, but it has no point to it.
What do you say when your brother has too many jeans?
"Gene-ious!"
My owl turned 180 today.
He isn’t old, he just has a bad neck.
Why can’t U.S.A or England play chess?
Because the U.S.A has no towers, and England doesn’t have a queen.
