HA jokes
So, one day I have a wife, but if it's getting a longer day, she is moving so weird, and I see she has sex with Rick Astley. 😂 [rickrolled]
The Christian, the Buddhist, and the Muslim each go on a separate plane.
The Christian's and the Buddhist's flight goes well, but the Muslim's plane has a problem and crashes into two towers.
What's the difference between an orphan and Daniel Larusso?
At least Daniel has a mom.
What has two wheels and goes really fast?
A vegetable down a hill.
If Sakura's head looks like earth, then her hairline has to look like the Milky Way.
Memes
Yo mama so fat, she has to bathe in the Pacific Ocean.
What is an orphan's first phone?
An iPhone 12. Wanna know why?
It has no home button :D
For every dollar a man makes, a woman makes 70 cents.
That’s unfair! Now the man only has 30 cents!
Have you ever walked past Stephen Hawking's house?
No, well neither has he.
According to scientists, there has been a discovery of water on Mars.
Mars-1
Africa-0
What does E.T. stand for? Because he has little legs.
What does S.H. stand for? He doesn't.
What does S.H. stand for? Shit happens.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple...
An apple has a family tree.
Your dad has a huge PP.
Why does Aaron chug beer on a Wednesday?
Because his dad beats him every single day because he has scoliosis.
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.
Ha ha! Get rickrolled!
What has one head, one foot, and four legs? A: A bed.
Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it's over your head!
Q: How many letters are in the alphabet? A: 11. A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
Dawn rises on the Serengeti, and she has no idea as to how she got there.
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Has anyone walked in on their parents making love? I have.
Please comment! :)
My friend has a shovel made of gold. I guess you could call him a gold digger.