HA jokes
What's the only time a Pentagon has four sides? When a plane intercepts into it.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Yo mama so ugly, she has a sign in her garden saying, “Beware of the dog!”
Okay, good night everyone who has common sense! "Akeld," you did not make it.
It's so sad that Stephen Hawking has a whole category on here about him and he can't stand up for himself.
Memes
Why can't an orphan go to a family reunion?
It has no family.
Gina: Ha! YOU HAVE NOTHING!
Orphan: Yes I do.
Gina: What do you have then?
Orphan: Parents.
Gina: LIAR!
So Stephen Hawking walks into a bar... Ha!
Did you know that your son has been deeper inside of your wife than you have...unless you put the coat hanger up there?
Hey, that's the thing my grandpa has. They say that to treat it, I should call him a bitch!
Me: "Gift a homeless kid iPhone 7."
The kid: But it has no home button.
Me: Exactly. 💀
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple has a family tree.
What's long and hard and has c*m in the middle? Cucumber. What were you thinking?
So, one day I have a wife, but if it's getting a longer day, she is moving so weird, and I see she has sex with Rick Astley. 😂 [rickrolled]
The Christian, the Buddhist, and the Muslim each go on a separate plane.
The Christian's and the Buddhist's flight goes well, but the Muslim's plane has a problem and crashes into two towers.
What's the difference between an orphan and Daniel Larusso?
At least Daniel has a mom.
What has two wheels and goes really fast?
A vegetable down a hill.
If Sakura's head looks like earth, then her hairline has to look like the Milky Way.
Yo mama so fat, she has to bathe in the Pacific Ocean.
What is an orphan's first phone?
An iPhone 12. Wanna know why?
It has no home button :D