HA jokes
Yo mama so ugly, she has a sign in her garden saying, “Beware of the dog!”
What's the only time a Pentagon has four sides? When a plane intercepts into it.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Dawn rises on the Serengeti, and she has no idea as to how she got there.
Please go subscribe to Kane Brown, people; he has good songs. Please go subscribe to him, please.
Memes
Has anyone walked in on their parents making love? I have.
Please comment! :)
What has one head, one foot, and four legs? A: A bed.
Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it's over your head!
Q: How many letters are in the alphabet? A: 11. A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
My friend has a shovel made of gold. I guess you could call him a gold digger.
Time for a random Terraria joke.
Q: Why did the guide die at his house?
A: The player dropped his doll in the lava.
(WALL OF FLESH HAS AWOKEN) :| Oh crap!
Okay, good night everyone who has common sense! "Akeld," you did not make it.
Gina: Ha! YOU HAVE NOTHING!
Orphan: Yes I do.
Gina: What do you have then?
Orphan: Parents.
Gina: LIAR!
Did you know that your son has been deeper inside of your wife than you have...unless you put the coat hanger up there?
What do you say when your brother has too many jeans?
"Gene-ious!"
Why doesn’t the sun go to college?
Answer: Because it has a million degrees! 😀
When you have a box of dead babies in your garage and one of them is alive at the bottom and has to eat its way out but goes back for seconds.
What do you call a cow that has been shot?
Holy cow!
Q: What does a cat have that no other animal has?
A: Kittens.
Jimmy asks an elevator operator what he thinks of his job.
The operator shrugs and says, "It has its ups and downs!"
What has a dog?
People.
My owl turned 180 today.
He isn’t old, he just has a bad neck.