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What month of the year has 28 days? Answer: All of them

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What has to be broken before you can use it? Answer: An egg

*What has a tail a head but body? * A *Coin

a: why did sally fall of the swing? b: why? a: cause she has no arms. knock knock b: whos there? a: not sally. joe was eating ice cream while walking on the street. he dropped his ice cream. why? b: i dont know, why? a: cause sally was driving the car.

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A man has been dating a girl forever he finally says I love you the girls says aww thanks the man looks at her are you not ganna say it back the girl says no I can’t

What's the difference between a southern zoo and northern zoo? A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage, along with a recipe.

why did the baby cow cross the road to find it's mom who has the milk

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Nepal is a good place because it has been a great time for me

Drake has to much meat donate to the people in need

i went to the store because i ha to go to school to run up downstairs because my phone started calling me because i was playing mario kart on my kitchen sink's baby grandma lik if yu creyre everitime

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What is the difference between Me and food.... Food has a use

bob has no arms knock knock, whos there, its not bob.

There were three woman, one was curvy in all the right places, one was skinny but had a booty on her, and last but not least there’s one that has a BBL.. Then comes in a famous rapper guess which one he picked ???