HA jokes

What is an orphan's first phone?

An iPhone 12. Wanna know why?

It has no home button :D

My friend has a shovel made of gold. I guess you could call him a gold digger.

What has one head, one foot, and four legs? A: A bed.

Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it's over your head!

Q: How many letters are in the alphabet? A: 11. A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.

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Has anyone walked in on their parents making love? I have.

Please comment! :)

Time for a random Terraria joke.

Q: Why did the guide die at his house?

A: The player dropped his doll in the lava.

(WALL OF FLESH HAS AWOKEN) :| Oh crap!

Why doesn’t the sun go to college?

Answer: Because it has a million degrees! 😀

This is an inside joke for my friend Caiden...

"Hey, where’d you get that paint from?" "Ha! Paint!"

What's the difference between me and a knife?

One has a point, and the other doesn't.

Why did the AI go to school?

To upgrade from "Artificially Intelligent" to "Artificially Hilarious"!

Ha ha ha. It is so funny. I hope you enjoy, fellow humans.

What animal has 5 legs?

A pitbull on a children's playground.

Unfortunately, NASCAR has been canceled.

The woke people heard that it was a human traffic ring.

Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning?

It has better reactions than the Twin Towers.

What is the difference between a feminist and a knife?

A knife at least has a point.

Q: What does a cat have that no other animal has?

A: Kittens.

Jimmy asks an elevator operator what he thinks of his job.

The operator shrugs and says, "It has its ups and downs!"

What do you call a cow that has been shot?

Holy cow!

What are you doing, son? It has been an hour, and you are still in front of the mirror closing your eyes.

Mum, actually I want to see how I look while sleeping...

I have more STDs than Hicks has friends at the moment. I only have one.

When you have a box of dead babies in your garage and one of them is alive at the bottom and has to eat its way out but goes back for seconds.