HA jokes
What's the difference between an orphan and Daniel Larusso?
At least Daniel has a mom.
What has two wheels and goes really fast?
A vegetable down a hill.
Yo mama so fat, she has to bathe in the Pacific Ocean.
According to scientists, there has been a discovery of water on Mars.
Mars-1
Africa-0
Have you ever walked past Stephen Hawking's house?
No, well neither has he.
Memes
For every dollar a man makes, a woman makes 70 cents.
That’s unfair! Now the man only has 30 cents!
What does E.T. stand for? Because he has little legs.
What does S.H. stand for? He doesn't.
What does S.H. stand for? Shit happens.
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.
Ha ha! Get rickrolled!
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple...
An apple has a family tree.
Your dad has a huge PP.
Yo momma so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down!
Hey, that's the thing my grandpa has. They say that to treat it, I should call him a bitch!
What's long and hard and has c*m in the middle? Cucumber. What were you thinking?
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple has a family tree.
So, one day I have a wife, but if it's getting a longer day, she is moving so weird, and I see she has sex with Rick Astley. 😂 [rickrolled]
The Christian, the Buddhist, and the Muslim each go on a separate plane.
The Christian's and the Buddhist's flight goes well, but the Muslim's plane has a problem and crashes into two towers.
Me: "Gift a homeless kid iPhone 7."
The kid: But it has no home button.
Me: Exactly. 💀
Why does Aaron chug beer on a Wednesday?
Because his dad beats him every single day because he has scoliosis.
Dawn rises on the Serengeti, and she has no idea as to how she got there.
Gina: Ha! YOU HAVE NOTHING!
Orphan: Yes I do.
Gina: What do you have then?
Orphan: Parents.
Gina: LIAR!