HA jokes
Jeffy: I need a new butt. My old one has a crack in it.
Literally no one: Why can't you hear the pterodactyl?
Random person: I don't know.
No one: BECAUSE THEY ARE EXTINCT!
Random person: Ha, cool, I guess.
Donald Trump is still the president, even after the government has been shut down.
You know what a triangle has that women's rights don't? A point.
Jesus has died on the cross to take away our sins. He has all power, but he won’t abuse it. He will help us through tough times. Have you ever felt that feeling in you that something is a bad idea? That’s Jesus. He is the savior and never let anyone say different.
Our Lord will watch us. We will go to Heaven, the promised land, only as long as we believe he’s real and always here. Don’t let anyone speak less and make you disbelieve in our Lord. This is your choice: believe and go to Heaven, or don’t believe and go to Hell, an eternal death. Make a choice.
Memes
We are coming out with a Whopper that is similar to a priest because it also has its meat between 5-year-old buns.
For every dollar a man makes, a woman makes 70 cents.
That’s unfair! Now the man only has 30 cents!
Have you ever walked past Stephen Hawking's house?
No, well neither has he.
According to scientists, there has been a discovery of water on Mars.
Mars-1
Africa-0
What is an orphan's first phone?
An iPhone 12. Wanna know why?
It has no home button :D
Why can't an orphan go to a family reunion?
It has no family.
What does E.T. stand for? Because he has little legs.
What does S.H. stand for? He doesn't.
What does S.H. stand for? Shit happens.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple...
An apple has a family tree.
Your dad has a huge PP.
Why does Aaron chug beer on a Wednesday?
Because his dad beats him every single day because he has scoliosis.
Me: "Gift a homeless kid iPhone 7."
The kid: But it has no home button.
Me: Exactly. 💀
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.
Ha ha! Get rickrolled!
Yo momma so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down!
So, one day I have a wife, but if it's getting a longer day, she is moving so weird, and I see she has sex with Rick Astley. 😂 [rickrolled]
The Christian, the Buddhist, and the Muslim each go on a separate plane.
The Christian's and the Buddhist's flight goes well, but the Muslim's plane has a problem and crashes into two towers.