HA jokes

Jesus has died on the cross to take away our sins. He has all power, but he won’t abuse it. He will help us through tough times. Have you ever felt that feeling in you that something is a bad idea? That’s Jesus. He is the savior and never let anyone say different.

Our Lord will watch us. We will go to Heaven, the promised land, only as long as we believe he’s real and always here. Don’t let anyone speak less and make you disbelieve in our Lord. This is your choice: believe and go to Heaven, or don’t believe and go to Hell, an eternal death. Make a choice.

When you have a box of dead babies in your garage and one of them is alive at the bottom and has to eat its way out but goes back for seconds.

Yo mama so fat, her cereal bowl has a lifeguard.

Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning?

It has better reactions than the Twin Towers.

What is the difference between a feminist and a knife?

A knife at least has a point.

Unfortunately, NASCAR has been canceled.

The woke people heard that it was a human traffic ring.

What do you call Panera bread that has been weathered and eventually gathered and via cementation and pressure, it becomes a layer of different materials and is also one of the most common types of rock in the sea?

Panera Sed!

We are coming out with a Whopper that is similar to a priest because it also has its meat between 5-year-old buns.

Yo momma so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down!

What's the only time a Pentagon has four sides? When a plane intercepts into it.

Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.

Yo mama so ugly, she has a sign in her garden saying, “Beware of the dog!”

Okay, good night everyone who has common sense! "Akeld," you did not make it.

It's so sad that Stephen Hawking has a whole category on here about him and he can't stand up for himself.

Why can't an orphan go to a family reunion?

It has no family.

Gina: Ha! YOU HAVE NOTHING!

Orphan: Yes I do.

Gina: What do you have then?

Orphan: Parents.

Gina: LIAR!

So Stephen Hawking walks into a bar... Ha!

Did you know that your son has been deeper inside of your wife than you have...unless you put the coat hanger up there?

Hey, that's the thing my grandpa has. They say that to treat it, I should call him a bitch!

Me: "Gift a homeless kid iPhone 7."

The kid: But it has no home button.

Me: Exactly. 💀