hey thats the thing my grandpa has, they say that to treat it i should call him a bitch!
What is an orphans first phone? An iPhone12 wanna know why? It has no home button :D
why does aaron chug beer on a wednesday? because his dad beats him every single day because he has scoliosis
Have u every walked past Stephen hawking house ? No wel neither has he
Never gonna give you up never gonna let you down Ha ha get rickrolled!
You dad has a huge PP.
What do you call Panera bread that has been weathered and eventually gathered and via cementation and pressure it becomes a layer of different materials and is also one of the most common types of rock in the sea?? Panera sed.
Me: "gift a homeless kid iphone 7" The kid: but is has no home button Me: exactly 💀
Whats the only time a pentagon has 4 sides? When a plane intercepts into it
Why is the tower of Pisa leaning because it has better reflex's than the twin towers
What has two wheels and goes really fast? A vegetable down a hill
I would tell you the pun about the broken pencil but it has no point to it
Dawn rises on the Serengeti. And she has no idea as to how she got there.
What does E.T. stand for ? Because he has little legs.
What does S.H. stand for ? He doesn't.
What does S.H. stand for ? Shit happens.
The Christian, the Buddhist, and the Muslim each go on a separate plane. The Christian and the Buddhists flight goes well but the muslims plane has a problem and crashes into 2 towers.
If you've spent less time inside your mother that you father has, you just might be from Alabama!
Unfortunately NASCAR has been cancelled. The woke people heard that it was a human traffic ring
Why doesn’t the sun go to college?
Answer: because it has a million degrees. 😀
What's the difference between me and a knife? One has a point and the other doesn't.
whats the differences between a orphan and a apple... an apple has a family tree
