HA jokes
What do you tell someone who has depression?
Answer: Just hang in there.
Donald Trump is still the president, even after the government has been shut down.
Jeffy: I need a new butt. My old one has a crack in it.
Literally no one: Why can't you hear the pterodactyl?
Random person: I don't know.
No one: BECAUSE THEY ARE EXTINCT!
Random person: Ha, cool, I guess.
Jesus has died on the cross to take away our sins. He has all power, but he won’t abuse it. He will help us through tough times. Have you ever felt that feeling in you that something is a bad idea? That’s Jesus. He is the savior and never let anyone say different.
Our Lord will watch us. We will go to Heaven, the promised land, only as long as we believe he’s real and always here. Don’t let anyone speak less and make you disbelieve in our Lord. This is your choice: believe and go to Heaven, or don’t believe and go to Hell, an eternal death. Make a choice.
Memes
What animal has 5 legs?
A pitbull on a children's playground.
Why did the AI go to school?
To upgrade from "Artificially Intelligent" to "Artificially Hilarious"!
Ha ha ha. It is so funny. I hope you enjoy, fellow humans.
What sits on the seabed and has anxiety? A nervous wreck.
Why can’t U.S.A or England play chess?
Because the U.S.A has no towers, and England doesn’t have a queen.
What's the difference between me and a knife?
One has a point, and the other doesn't.
If you look for something for 10 days and a woman walks in, opens a cabinet, and finds it:
So, just hire a female pope for the Holy Grail that has been missing for 500 years so she just opens a cabinet and she finds it.
Why is it that a physically disabled gay white male will refuse to ask his boss that is an abled bodied gay white male for an increase in his paycheck?
Since he has a very big white dick in his mouth, that could be the reason why.
When you have a box of dead babies in your garage and one of them is alive at the bottom and has to eat its way out but goes back for seconds.
Yo mama so fat, her cereal bowl has a lifeguard.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning?
It has better reactions than the Twin Towers.
What is the difference between a feminist and a knife?
A knife at least has a point.
Unfortunately, NASCAR has been canceled.
The woke people heard that it was a human traffic ring.
What do you call Panera bread that has been weathered and eventually gathered and via cementation and pressure, it becomes a layer of different materials and is also one of the most common types of rock in the sea?
Panera Sed!
We are coming out with a Whopper that is similar to a priest because it also has its meat between 5-year-old buns.
Yo momma so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down!