HA jokes
Why did Sarah fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sarah.
HEY! You guys need to S T O P making Stephen Hawking jokes. He has done so much for the theoretical physics world, and THIS is how you choose to repay him? All 653 of you should be ashamed of yourselves.
A young woman goes for her first gynecological exam, and the nurse has her take off her clothes, put on a gown, and get in the stirrups. She tells her the doctor will be in in a minute.
The doctor comes in and tells the young lady that she has one of the most beautiful vaginas he’s ever seen, and he has seen a lot of them. She thanks him for the compliment. He tells her he is about to start the examination, but he is going to have to numb her first, when she says ok, he goes:
"Num num num num num!"
Roses are red, your mother has said, "Come back again, and you'll be dead!"
What has 5 legs, 3 arms, and 7 feet?
The finish line at the marathon bombing.
Memes
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Steve!"
"Steve who?"
Steve cries, aware that his grandmother's Alzheimer's has reached a point where she can no longer remember him.
Poopy pants! Ha! Got 'em! Use Code Fred_5001 in the Fortnite item shop.
Why did Sarah call off the swing? Because she has no arms.
Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.
Ur mom so stupid that she thought that Seventeen has four ghost members.
What does a crooked lawyer who is not on the ACLU payroll have in common with a crooked politician who has an office in Washington, DC?
They both sign their names using a blue pen 🖊 🖊.
What's small, stupid, and has no dad?
Ben.
What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle?
A violin has "strings" and a fiddle has "strangs."
What do we call a skeleton who has a ton of travels?
A skele-TON!
Canada has free health care, here is a link to some Canada Facts! https://www.1stcontact.com/blog/20-interesting-facts-about-canada
"BlessedBrian must be a bank loan... because he has NO INTEREST."
Maybe Leo actually isn’t stupid... maybe she just has bad luck with thinking!
What has 182 teeth and holds back a monster?
My zipper.
If you've spent less time inside your mother than your father has, you just might be from Alabama!
Rapboat has to drug his own drink to get laid.
"Rapeboat" has six fingers on each hand and one big eyebrow. Signs of inbreeding.