HA jokes
Poopy pants! Ha! Got 'em! Use Code Fred_5001 in the Fortnite item shop.
Why did Sarah call off the swing? Because she has no arms.
Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.
What's small, stupid, and has no dad?
Ben.
What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle?
A violin has "strings" and a fiddle has "strangs."
What do we call a skeleton who has a ton of travels?
A skele-TON!
Memes
Canada has free health care, here is a link to some Canada Facts! https://www.1stcontact.com/blog/20-interesting-facts-about-canada
What has 182 teeth and holds back a monster?
My zipper.
If you've spent less time inside your mother than your father has, you just might be from Alabama!
Rapboat has to drug his own drink to get laid.
"BlessedBrian must be a bank loan... because he has NO INTEREST."
Maybe Leo actually isn’t stupid... maybe she just has bad luck with thinking!
"Rapeboat" has six fingers on each hand and one big eyebrow. Signs of inbreeding.
What has a head, a tail, but no body?
She's so ugly, she has to sneak up on a mirror.
Why does an orphan hate playing baseball?
Because it has no home base.
You're so bald, the Hair Club for Men has elected you president.
Women have so much evil in their blood that God has to drain it once a month. Hehehehehe
Why did the math book look so sad?
Because it has many problems.
Whoever has my voodoo doll, can you just finish me off already?
What has two legs, two arms, one dead and covered in red?
My ex-wife.