Yo mama so fat, her cereal bowl has a lifeguard.
HA Jokes
What sits on the seabed and has anxiety? A nervous wreck.
If you look for something for 10 days and a woman walks in, opens a cabinet, and finds it:
So, just hire a female pope for the Holy Grail that has been missing for 500 years so she just opens a cabinet and she finds it.
Yo mama so ugly, she has a sign in her garden saying, “Beware of the dog!”
If a gay male is married to a well-endowed, physically challenged gay male that has been sleeping in bed for three hours nonstop, and he wants him to wake up so he can fix him his morning breakfast, how does he wake him up?
Wake up sleeping Jesus by giving him a blowjob.
What has nut, long, big, and sticky? A Snickers bar.
Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?
Because baseball has a home, and an orphan does not.
Laugh now.
My wife is the only person that has "missing" posters attached to her ass.
A guy goes into the gas station and says, "I need a box of rubbers with pesticide."
The cashier said, "Pesticide? Don't you mean spermicide?"
The guy says, "No! My old lady has had a bug up her ass all week, and I am going to kill it."
Your mama is so fat.
She steps on the scales. She has to return in a couple days to get the results.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone 14 for his birthday? Because it has no home button.
Bruh, your forehead is so big even Megamind has some competition!
What is the difference between a baseball player and an orphan?
The baseball player has a home to run back to.
Q: Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
A: Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? The Wall was their last big hit.
A: Why did Sally fall off the swing?
B: Why?
A: Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
B: Who's there?
A: Not Sally.
Joe was eating ice cream while walking on the street. He dropped his ice cream. Why?
B: I don't know, why?
A: Because Sally was driving the car.
There were three women, one was curvy in all the right places, one was skinny but had a booty on her, and last but not least there’s one that has a BBL. Then comes in a famous rapper, guess which one he picked???
When a deaf person has sex, do they use one hand to moan?
What do you call someone who has sex with foals, calves, and lambs? A Quadrupedophile.
What is Meat Loaf's new name now that he has passed?
Ground beef.
