HA jokes
Has anyone walked in on their parents making love? I have.
Please comment! :)
My friend has a shovel made of gold. I guess you could call him a gold digger.
Time for a random Terraria joke.
Q: Why did the guide die at his house?
A: The player dropped his doll in the lava.
(WALL OF FLESH HAS AWOKEN) :| Oh crap!
Why doesn’t the sun go to college?
Answer: Because it has a million degrees! 😀
What do you call a cow that has been shot?
Holy cow!
Memes
What are you doing, son? It has been an hour, and you are still in front of the mirror closing your eyes.
Mum, actually I want to see how I look while sleeping...
I have more STDs than Hicks has friends at the moment. I only have one.
Q: What does a cat have that no other animal has?
A: Kittens.
Jimmy asks an elevator operator what he thinks of his job.
The operator shrugs and says, "It has its ups and downs!"
I would tell you the pun about the broken pencil, but it has no point to it.
What do you say when your brother has too many jeans?
"Gene-ious!"
What has a dog?
People.
This is an inside joke for my friend Caiden...
"Hey, where’d you get that paint from?" "Ha! Paint!"
My owl turned 180 today.
He isn’t old, he just has a bad neck.
What animal has 5 legs?
A pitbull on a children's playground.
Why did the AI go to school?
To upgrade from "Artificially Intelligent" to "Artificially Hilarious"!
Ha ha ha. It is so funny. I hope you enjoy, fellow humans.
What sits on the seabed and has anxiety? A nervous wreck.
Why can’t U.S.A or England play chess?
Because the U.S.A has no towers, and England doesn’t have a queen.
What's the difference between me and a knife?
One has a point, and the other doesn't.
If you look for something for 10 days and a woman walks in, opens a cabinet, and finds it:
So, just hire a female pope for the Holy Grail that has been missing for 500 years so she just opens a cabinet and she finds it.