HA jokes

What are you doing, son? It has been an hour, and you are still in front of the mirror closing your eyes.

Mum, actually I want to see how I look while sleeping...

I have more STDs than Hicks has friends at the moment. I only have one.

This is an inside joke for my friend Caiden...

"Hey, where’d you get that paint from?" "Ha! Paint!"

I would tell you the pun about the broken pencil, but it has no point to it.

What's the difference between an orphan and Daniel Larusso?

At least Daniel has a mom.

What has two wheels and goes really fast?

A vegetable down a hill.

So Stephen Hawking walks into a bar... Ha!

Yo mama so fat, she has to bathe in the Pacific Ocean.

If Sakura's head looks like earth, then her hairline has to look like the Milky Way.

It's so sad that Stephen Hawking has a whole category on here about him and he can't stand up for himself.

What is the difference between a feminist and a knife?

A knife at least has a point.

What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple has a family tree.

Why can’t U.S.A or England play chess?

Because the U.S.A has no towers, and England doesn’t have a queen.

Hey, that's the thing my grandpa has. They say that to treat it, I should call him a bitch!

What's long and hard and has c*m in the middle? Cucumber. What were you thinking?

What do you call Panera bread that has been weathered and eventually gathered and via cementation and pressure, it becomes a layer of different materials and is also one of the most common types of rock in the sea?

Panera Sed!

Yo mama so fat, her cereal bowl has a lifeguard.

Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning?

It has better reactions than the Twin Towers.

If you look for something for 10 days and a woman walks in, opens a cabinet, and finds it:

So, just hire a female pope for the Holy Grail that has been missing for 500 years so she just opens a cabinet and she finds it.

Why did the AI go to school?

To upgrade from "Artificially Intelligent" to "Artificially Hilarious"!

Ha ha ha. It is so funny. I hope you enjoy, fellow humans.