HA jokes
For every dollar a man makes, a woman makes 70 cents.
That’s unfair! Now the man only has 30 cents!
Have you ever walked past Stephen Hawking's house?
No, well neither has he.
According to scientists, there has been a discovery of water on Mars.
Mars-1
Africa-0
What does E.T. stand for? Because he has little legs.
What does S.H. stand for? He doesn't.
What does S.H. stand for? Shit happens.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple...
An apple has a family tree.
Memes
Your dad has a huge PP.
Why does Aaron chug beer on a Wednesday?
Because his dad beats him every single day because he has scoliosis.
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.
Ha ha! Get rickrolled!
What has one head, one foot, and four legs? A: A bed.
Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it's over your head!
Q: How many letters are in the alphabet? A: 11. A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
Dawn rises on the Serengeti, and she has no idea as to how she got there.
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Has anyone walked in on their parents making love? I have.
Please comment! :)
My friend has a shovel made of gold. I guess you could call him a gold digger.
Time for a random Terraria joke.
Q: Why did the guide die at his house?
A: The player dropped his doll in the lava.
(WALL OF FLESH HAS AWOKEN) :| Oh crap!
Why doesn’t the sun go to college?
Answer: Because it has a million degrees! 😀
What do you call a cow that has been shot?
Holy cow!
What are you doing, son? It has been an hour, and you are still in front of the mirror closing your eyes.
Mum, actually I want to see how I look while sleeping...
I have more STDs than Hicks has friends at the moment. I only have one.
Q: What does a cat have that no other animal has?
A: Kittens.
Jimmy asks an elevator operator what he thinks of his job.
The operator shrugs and says, "It has its ups and downs!"