Sex has no feeling with our cousin. Because both are relative.
I was about to go to sleep, but then I remembered my idol has 0 G/A, and it's mid-November. Thanks, Pessi, for ruining my sleep! 🤬
The girl in the picture has no ass.
You walk into an area that has big asses on the wall, and they feel lifelike, so you put your dick into them, and you go on the opposite side of the wall, and women are naked through the wall.
What is the difference between human rights and the Earth?
The Earth has been to be between two games a year after school, a time and fun game that has.
đź’ˇ idea. Start a confidential organization that only recruits via invite. Stockpile heavy duty weapons in an si when the time comes we can defend America from any domestic threat. *just a silly idea*
Latest news: a new planet has appeared close to Uranus.
What has no legs and a human body?
A human with no legs.
Fuck, my dad has cancer, lol.
When your friend gets involved with someone, it affects the friendship. Whenever a friend of mine has a new girlfriend, we should say I looked like the person you used to know, but I've been modified to survive in this relationship. If we have an argument and she's there, I might disagree with you; I'd rather continue to see her naked.
My dad has a pretty shitty job.
Why is it that a physically disabled gay white male will refuse to ask his boss that is an abled bodied gay white male for an increase in his paycheck?
Since he has a very big white dick in his mouth, that could be the reason why.
The phrase “Muslim women live in one of the hottest countries in the world and they can’t even expose their legs” has two meanings.
Mike Oxlong: What's deez, Mike?
Mike Oxsmall: I dunno. What is deez?
Mike Oxlong: DEEZ NUTS! HA, GOT 'EM!
When an African has a twin, your me??
"I need to go to the doctor!"
"Why?"
"It has a crack in it."
My friend's man has seizures, so guess who won their breakdancing tournament.
I read the Brothers Grimm books, then I see a black figure reaping about.
I realized someone has died, but I don't do anything about it. I continue to read, and that's when I realized that I was one of the characters, in which at the end, dies.
You know who else has dementia?
Comments for answer.
What has 30 legs but can't swim?
A bus full of children!
What does a volcano say when it has a runny nose?
"I have runny volcanoes."
