HA Jokes

WOULD YOU RATHER Eat a girl out who has: Herpies, COVID and AIDS out while she is on her period? Or Eat live worms, bats and mice?

Wolf looks like a fox It has the sharpest claws It has a bushy tail To eat it doesn't fail It has a coat of red My grandmother has said It hunts for search of food It is never never good

When an orphans playing baseball how come the coach doesn't tell them to hit it home he has no home to hit to

what does joyce from the show strange things say when she has a flat tire wheil wheil wheres wheil.

there has to be someone that hates watersharky he curses at u if u say one thing about his friends or him. He just is mean and needs to leave.

A four panel cartoon shows a man with a bow and arrow, Robin, taking a bag of gold from a king and stating he steals from the rich and gives to the poor. In the second panel the king states that Robin took all his money and now he is the poor one. In the third panel Robin is looking at a bag of gold stating he is now the rich one and a woman looks at him surprised. In the fourth panel Robin is handing the woman a bag of gold saying sorry but it is only fair.

Did you hear Stephen Hawking has a new book out?

It's about time

Awww gwen thinks she has a bf! o wait know ya don't! she is just some loser ass bitch who could be a ho you don't know, he was mine and I want him back!

Hello I am typing with the microphone euros hello bro and 0LXDXD bra that’s funny and also you are gay ha ha Ha ha ha get it done by eight

You know somebody has a fat ass when someone is standing between you and them and all you can focus on is that trunk.

Did you know that your son has been deeper inside of your wife then you have...unless you put the coat hanger up there

One random youtube comment in 2018: Soon, A virus will come to earth A year later: Pahahahahah that comment is fake lmaoooo ahahahha Another year later: Time to die a painful death. Another year later: God has come with the cure