HA jokes
Every hair zodiac has a hairstyle--except Cancer.
Why did the girl not eat her dinner?
because she has an eating disorder.
Trump wants people to think he's a great golfer. But the only handicap he has is a mental one.
My wife was going to have an abortion and I have cancer.
Ha Ha Ha
I thought it was funny.
What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison?
A small medium at large!
Memes
I have a cow over at my house spending the night with me because she has been out in the streets homeless and poor, so my family forced it to come and live with me at my place.
The cow asks me, "Where do I keep all the dairy items like the milk, cheese, yogurt, and meat?" I tell her, "In the refrigerator! Where do you think I keep them, on the farm with all the rest of those cows?"
That night we had to share a room and sleep in the same damn bed. Then she started getting high and drank some cow wine with titty milk, and it made her shit all over the bed.
"NORTH KOREA HAS ITS OWN NORTH KORONAVIRUS. IT STARTED THERE."
The girl in the picture has no ass.
Sex has no feeling with our cousin. Because both are relative.
I was about to go to sleep, but then I remembered my idol has 0 G/A, and it's mid-November. Thanks, Pessi, for ruining my sleep! 🤬
Latest news: a new planet has appeared close to Uranus.
What is the difference between human rights and the Earth?
The Earth has been to be between two games a year after school, a time and fun game that has.
Fuck, my dad has cancer, lol.
What do you do with a dog that has no legs?
Take him for a drag.
What do you call someone that is Mexican that has a BMW?
A big Mexican woman.
What camel has 3 humps?
...A pregnant one.
You walk into an area that has big asses on the wall, and they feel lifelike, so you put your dick into them, and you go on the opposite side of the wall, and women are naked through the wall.
Every moon has a silver lining.
What’s green and has wheels?
Grass, I lied about the wheels.
What has no legs and a human body?
A human with no legs.