HA jokes

When your friend gets involved with someone, it affects the friendship. Whenever a friend of mine has a new girlfriend, we should say I looked like the person you used to know, but I've been modified to survive in this relationship. If we have an argument and she's there, I might disagree with you; I'd rather continue to see her naked.

What does a volcano say when it has a runny nose?

"I have runny volcanoes."

Joe Mama's so fat, when she goes in the elevator, she has to go down.

Your mama has slept with so many guys, she's starting to look like one.

Which nut has won the World Cup the most times? A Brazil nut.

A computer usually has a HARD drive. LESSON. No wonder they remember things.

Why can't an orphan have sex?

Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."

"I need to go to the doctor!"

"Why?"

"It has a crack in it."

Ha, gay!

The phrase “Muslim women live in one of the hottest countries in the world and they can’t even expose their legs” has two meanings.

Mike Oxlong: What's deez, Mike?

Mike Oxsmall: I dunno. What is deez?

Mike Oxlong: DEEZ NUTS! HA, GOT 'EM!

Have you ever seen a blind man swim?

No.

Neither has he.

What has 30 legs but can't swim?

A bus full of children!

My friend's man has seizures, so guess who won their breakdancing tournament.

I read the Brothers Grimm books, then I see a black figure reaping about.

I realized someone has died, but I don't do anything about it. I continue to read, and that's when I realized that I was one of the characters, in which at the end, dies.

You know who else has dementia?

Comments for answer.

What's the difference between a knife and me?

One has a point.

What does Joyce from the show "Stranger Things" say when she has a flat tire? "Wheil, wheil, wheres wheil?"

You know somebody has a fat ass when someone is standing between you and them, and all you can focus on is that trunk.

Hello, I am typing with the microphone, euros, hello bro and 0LXDXD bra, that’s funny, and also you are gay. Ha ha ha ha ha, get it done by eight.