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💡 idea. Start a confidential organization that only recruits via invite. Stockpile heavy duty weapons in an si when the time comes we can defend America from any domestic threat. *just a silly idea*

The image shows a painting of the founding fathers signing a document above a US flag, and an assault rifle. Text on the image reads: "2nd Amendment has nothing to do with hunting or home defense. It's about defending our freedom from oppressive government."

The phrase “Muslim women live in one of the hottest countries in the world and they can’t even expose their legs” has two meanings.

Mike Oxlong: What's deez, Mike?

Mike Oxsmall: I dunno. What is deez?

Mike Oxlong: DEEZ NUTS! HA, GOT 'EM!

I read the Brothers Grimm books, then I see a black figure reaping about.

I realized someone has died, but I don't do anything about it. I continue to read, and that's when I realized that I was one of the characters, in which at the end, dies.

What does Joyce from the show "Stranger Things" say when she has a flat tire? "Wheil, wheil, wheres wheil?"

You know somebody has a fat ass when someone is standing between you and them, and all you can focus on is that trunk.

Hello, I am typing with the microphone, euros, hello bro and 0LXDXD bra, that’s funny, and also you are gay. Ha ha ha ha ha, get it done by eight.

There has to be someone that hates watersharky. He curses at you if you say one thing about his friends or him. He just is mean and needs to leave.

When an orphan is playing baseball, how come the coach doesn't tell them to hit it home?

He has no home to hit to.