Your mama has slept with so many guys. She's starting to look like one.
Joe Mama so fat when she goes in the elevator she has to go DOWN
HA GAYYYYYYY
My dad has a pretty shitty job.
Q. What do you say when your friend has an abortion?
A. May your baby rest in pieces.
Why is it that a physically disabled gay white male will refuse to ask his boss that is an abled bodied gay white male for an increase in his paycheck?
Since he has a very big white dick in his mouth, that could be the reason why.
The phrase “Muslim women live in one of the hottest countries in the world and they can’t even expose their legs” has two meanings.
Mike Oxlong: What's deez, Mike?
Mike Oxsmall: I dunno. What is deez?
Mike Oxlong: DEEZ NUTS! HA, GOT 'EM!
When an African has a twin, your me??
"I need to go to the doctor!"
"Why?"
"It has a crack in it."
My friend's man has seizures, so guess who won their breakdancing tournament.
I read the Brothers Grimm books, then I see a black figure reaping about.
I realized someone has died, but I don't do anything about it. I continue to read, and that's when I realized that I was one of the characters, in which at the end, dies.
You know who else has dementia?
Comments for answer.
What has 30 legs but can't swim?
A bus full of children!
What does a volcano say when it has a runny nose?
"I have runny volcanoes."
Why can't a orphan has sex because they don't have eneyone to call daddy
What's the difference between a knife and me
One has a point
Have you ever seen a blind man swim
No
Neither has he
So my ex who wouldn't leave me alone because she thought I was the best person in the world even though will has a better haircut then me but anyway when we broke up she said I was the worst person she ever met and I told her she looks like a cross between a beaver and a mole rat. Then I told her she has the wendys logo haircut and then some other things I'm not gonna say. 2 years of bullshit I was done Anyways she cried lol
What do you get when you mix an apple with water... applesauce. Wait, do not leave yet. If you are still reading this, you have been rekt, ha ha. At least I am still laughing.
