Ha ha ha, kya bath hai.
What is a donkey called when it has a hole on itself?
An ASSHole.
A twin engine has two engines.
If one engine stops, the other will have just enough power to get the plane to the scene of the accident.
It's a very smart day today. I'd say it has about 30-45 degrees, with humidex.
One random YouTube comment in 2018: "Soon, a virus will come to Earth."
A year later: "Pahahahahah that comment is fake lmaoooo ahahahha!"
Another year later: "Time to die a painful death."
Another year later: "God has come with the cure!"
Yo mama's so fat, a man has to bring climbing equipment to kiss her on the cheek.
You know somebody has a fat ass when someone is standing between you and them, and all you can focus on is that trunk.
Awww, Gwen thinks she has a boyfriend! Oh wait, no you don't! She is just some loser ass bitch who could be a ho, you don't know. He was mine, and I want him back!
Hello, I am typing with the microphone, euros, hello bro and 0LXDXD bra, that’s funny, and also you are gay. Ha ha ha ha ha, get it done by eight.
East Richmond has a train station at East Richmond, but Richmond is better, why?
What does Joyce from the show "Stranger Things" say when she has a flat tire? "Wheil, wheil, wheres wheil?"
There has to be someone that hates watersharky. He curses at you if you say one thing about his friends or him. He just is mean and needs to leave.
Wolf looks like a fox.
It has the sharpest claws.
It has a bushy tail.
To eat, it doesn't fail.
It has a coat of red.
My grandmother has said,
It hunts in search of food.
It is never, never good!
Would you rather eat a girl out who has: herpes, COVID, and AIDS while she is on her period?
Or eat live worms, bats, and mice?
What is long, hard, and has cum in it?
A cucumber.
Q. What do you say when your friend has an abortion?
A. May your baby rest in pieces.
A computer usually has a HARD drive. LESSON. No wonder they remember things.
Which nut has won the World Cup the most times? A Brazil nut.
Your mama has slept with so many guys, she's starting to look like one.
Joe Mama's so fat, when she goes in the elevator, she has to go down.
