HA jokes
I was about to go to sleep, but then I remembered my idol has 0 G/A, and it's mid-November. Thanks, Pessi, for ruining my sleep! 🤬
The girl in the picture has no ass.
Fuck, my dad has cancer, lol.
Latest news: a new planet has appeared close to Uranus.
What is the difference between human rights and the Earth?
The Earth has been to be between two games a year after school, a time and fun game that has.
Memes
What has no legs and a human body?
A human with no legs.
When your friend gets involved with someone, it affects the friendship. Whenever a friend of mine has a new girlfriend, we should say I looked like the person you used to know, but I've been modified to survive in this relationship. If we have an argument and she's there, I might disagree with you; I'd rather continue to see her naked.
When that one night stand says she has AIDS but you laugh, "I choose D!"
She says...wait what?? I have all of the above! XD
When an African has a twin, your me??
My dad has a pretty shitty job.
Sans: What do you call a skeleton snake?
A rattler!
Sans: ha ha ha ha!!
Q. What do you say when your friend has an abortion?
A. May your baby rest in pieces.
What does a volcano say when it has a runny nose?
"I have runny volcanoes."
Joe Mama's so fat, when she goes in the elevator, she has to go down.
Your mama has slept with so many guys, she's starting to look like one.
Ha, gay!
Mike Oxlong: What's deez, Mike?
Mike Oxsmall: I dunno. What is deez?
Mike Oxlong: DEEZ NUTS! HA, GOT 'EM!
What has 30 legs but can't swim?
A bus full of children!
What is long, hard, and has cum in it?
A cucumber.
When an orphan is playing baseball, how come the coach doesn't tell them to hit it home?
He has no home to hit to.