Sup guys, how are you?
Guys Jokes
A friend sits across from me at class so I asked if she wants to hang out sometimes. She said yes, so I called her over to my house, and that's the day I found out she was a guy.
The moral of the story: don't try to fuck your friends.
What do queer guys call hemorrhoids? Speed bumps!
Guys, I know this is kinda weird, but everyone who wants to... Put your name and your age in the comment section. Not address though because that would not be good for creepers... Lol I am Lucy and I am 15 years old. What about you guys? :D
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke?
He won the “no-bell” prize.
Why were condoms invented? So gay guys can have sword fights.
If you are a big fan of me, go to the movie and I kill the bad guys. If you don't, I will be mad and I will be sonic.exe lol.
People are fighting in a war, and a man gets hit four times in the arm and says, "'Tis but a scratch!"
And the other guy, looking at him in shock, says, "A scratch? Your arm is off your body!"
How do you call Doom guy that drinks Monster Zero? Boom guy!
What do you call a rapper who's also a PILOT?
Fly Guy
Have you ever wondered why you never see a gay guy in a wheelchair?
It’s hard to become a vegetable when you’re already a fruit.
Did you know that Jeffrey Dahmer was the first person to try Five Guys?
I just read that someone in New York gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor guy!
Nothing makes a guy happier than when his girlfriend says, “Go and lock the door first...”
Teacher: "Do you guys want to get in trouble?"
Kid named Teacher: *
What is the difference between the pizza guy and my dad?
The pizza guy shows up when you call him.
Guy: You won't eat a human, so why do you eat meat?
Other Guy: It is bold of you to think I won't eat a human.
Need an arch? I Noah guy.
Random guy: Come on, Bin Laden, time is ticking. Get it, ticking. OK, I'll leave.
A guy walks up to me and says, "I wonder if the hookman is real?"
I reply saying, "Yeah, it's Asa Hutchinson, lol."
