Guys jokes

A friend sits across from me at class so I asked if she wants to hang out sometimes. She said yes, so I called her over to my house, and that's the day I found out she was a guy.

The moral of the story: don't try to fuck your friends.

Sup guys, how are you?

Guys, I know this is kinda weird, but everyone who wants to... Put your name and your age in the comment section. Not address though because that would not be good for creepers... Lol I am Lucy and I am 15 years old. What about you guys? :D

If you are a big fan of me, go to the movie and I kill the bad guys. If you don't, I will be mad and I will be sonic.exe lol.

People are fighting in a war, and a man gets hit four times in the arm and says, "'Tis but a scratch!"

And the other guy, looking at him in shock, says, "A scratch? Your arm is off your body!"

Random guy: Come on, Bin Laden, time is ticking. Get it, ticking. OK, I'll leave.

"Did you guys make sure Stephen was plugged in?"

A guy walks up to me and says, "I wonder if the hookman is real?"

I reply saying, "Yeah, it's Asa Hutchinson, lol."

Colder than the conversation between a fat guy and a Super Model...

When you're sitting by the mushrooms and you hear one say to the other "Hey, you're a fun guy."

How do you call Doom guy that drinks Monster Zero? Boom guy!

The two biggest dyslexic guy lies: "My check is in your mouth," and "I won't come in your mailbox."

What do you call a guy with a big dick that likes to eat fish?

Long John Silvers or Captain D's.

Have you ever wondered why you never see a gay guy in a wheelchair?

It’s hard to become a vegetable when you’re already a fruit.

Did you hear about the guy who was afraid of hurdles? He got over it.

What is the difference between the pizza guy and my dad?

The pizza guy shows up when you call him.

Did you hear about the guy who drank invisible ink? He's at the hospital waiting to be seen.

What do you call two guys fighting over a slut?

Tug of whore.

My friend said, “there shouldn’t be discrimination, just black and normal.”

That was also the same guy who said [link to joke].

I can’t remember if I already said this or not. I might have already said this. Also, this is a true story.

So, I’m walking into a store in Amish country, and there’s this guy with a bear trap. Then my mom’s friend says, "This guy’s gonna catch some bears." Then the Amish guy stops, looks around, and whispers, “It’s for democrats.”