Guys jokes

Why were condoms invented? So gay guys can have sword fights.

What did the emo say to the popular kid?

"Go fuck yourself for thinking all emos cut because they don't... y'know, for a matter of fact, fuck all you guys..."

Guys, I know this is kinda weird, but everyone who wants to... Put your name and your age in the comment section. Not address though because that would not be good for creepers... Lol I am Lucy and I am 15 years old. What about you guys? :D

What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy?

Fat guy: Does this look fat on me?

Skinny guy: No, I don’t think it’s that.

Fat guy: Thinking.

If you are a big fan of me, go to the movie and I kill the bad guys. If you don't, I will be mad and I will be sonic.exe lol.

People are fighting in a war, and a man gets hit four times in the arm and says, "'Tis but a scratch!"

And the other guy, looking at him in shock, says, "A scratch? Your arm is off your body!"

Random guy: Come on, Bin Laden, time is ticking. Get it, ticking. OK, I'll leave.

Need an arch? I Noah guy.

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a soda can?

He was lucky it was a soft drink!

"Did you guys make sure Stephen was plugged in?"

A guy walks up to me and says, "I wonder if the hookman is real?"

I reply saying, "Yeah, it's Asa Hutchinson, lol."

When you're sitting by the mushrooms and you hear one say to the other "Hey, you're a fun guy."

What do you call a guy with a big dick that likes to eat fish?

Long John Silvers or Captain D's.

How do you call Doom guy that drinks Monster Zero? Boom guy!

The two biggest dyslexic guy lies: "My check is in your mouth," and "I won't come in your mailbox."

Colder than the conversation between a fat guy and a Super Model...

What’s a guy with Tourette’s favorite app to use? Tiktok.

Teacher: "Do you guys want to get in trouble?"

Kid named Teacher: *

Nothing makes a guy happier than when his girlfriend says, “Go and lock the door first...”

Guy: You won't eat a human, so why do you eat meat?

Other Guy: It is bold of you to think I won't eat a human.