Guys jokes
How do you call Doom guy that drinks Monster Zero? Boom guy!
The two biggest dyslexic guy lies: "My check is in your mouth," and "I won't come in your mailbox."
Colder than the conversation between a fat guy and a Super Model...
When you're sitting by the mushrooms and you hear one say to the other "Hey, you're a fun guy."
What did the emo say to the popular kid?
"Go fuck yourself for thinking all emos cut because they don't... y'know, for a matter of fact, fuck all you guys..."
"Did you guys make sure Stephen was plugged in?"
Did you hear about the guy that dipped his balls in glitter?
Pretty nuts, huh?
I caught the flowers at a wedding--now married to a hot guy. But then I caught an STD at a funeral, I kinda nervo.........
Nobody:
JFK: :) Hi guys!
JFK's killer: Ayo look at this shit, I just hit a clip.
Why did the orphan cheat on his girlfriend with a guy?
Because he wanted someone to call "Mommy" and "Daddy."
Sup guys, how are you?
A friend sits across from me at class so I asked if she wants to hang out sometimes. She said yes, so I called her over to my house, and that's the day I found out she was a guy.
The moral of the story: don't try to fuck your friends.
So, two people are on a date and the guy says, "Wow, you are so beautiful!"
Then the girl says, "You just want to have sex!"
Then the guy adds, "SMART TO!"
Why were condoms invented? So gay guys can have sword fights.
What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy?
Fat guy: Does this look fat on me?
Skinny guy: No, I don’t think it’s that.
Fat guy: Thinking.
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke?
He won the “no-bell” prize.
What do queer guys call hemorrhoids? Speed bumps!
Guys, I know this is kinda weird, but everyone who wants to... Put your name and your age in the comment section. Not address though because that would not be good for creepers... Lol I am Lucy and I am 15 years old. What about you guys? :D
People are fighting in a war, and a man gets hit four times in the arm and says, "'Tis but a scratch!"
And the other guy, looking at him in shock, says, "A scratch? Your arm is off your body!"
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a soda can?
He was lucky it was a soft drink!