to men walk into a bar the 1st says hey hows it going the 2 one says great but then the 3rd man says hello where did my wife go i swear she as just here what happened to the 3rd guys wife
Did you know that Jeffrey Dahmer was the first person to try Five Guys
Did you hear about the guy who afraid of hurdles? He got over it.
That awkward moment when you thought the guy was a pretty good magician, and only then realize he simply suffers from leprosy.
What is the difference between the pizza guy and my dad? The pizza guy shows up when you call him.
What is jefree dhamers favorite restaurant?
Five guys
Guys, I know this is kinda weird, but everyone who wants to... Put your name and your age in the comment section. Not address though because that would not be good for creepers... Lol I am Lucy and I am 15 years old. What about you guys? :D
I just read that someone in New York gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor guy.
Did you hear about the guy who drank invisible ink? He's at the hospital waiting to be seen.
Teacher: "Do you guys want to get in Trouble?" Kid named Teacher:
What’s a guy with Tourette’s favourite app to use? Tiktok.
Who's the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The one who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen doughnuts
Guy: Hey siri, I failed my final exams, can you cheer me up? Siri: What’s the difference between you and your grandma? Your grandma passed
Jeff: *crosses the US border* The second he crosses into the USA: guy comes up with gun Jeff: that’s what I was expecting.
What show can’t orphans watch?
Family Guy.
Nothing makes a guy happier than when his girlfriend says “Go and lock the door first...”
Need an arch? I Noah guy.
Why was the mushrooms the cool guy at the party:because he was a fungi
why did the orphan cheat on his girlfriend with a guy? Because he wanted someone to call mommy and daddy
Jeffrey Dahmer , was craving Five guys before it became a restaurant !
