Guys jokes
This black dude goes up to an Indian guy and says, "What up brotha?"
The Indian guy gets offended and says, "We are not the same."
The black guy then pulls out a gun, and the Indian guy says, "Ok brother, ok brother, we are the same, we are the same."
Do the voice in your head.
I saw a guy crossing a street once. The light was red.
Sike, I lied, your mom is a guy!
Hey guys, sorry to bother you but search "Izzy" on the search thingy on the website, thank you!
Hi, I'm Depraashin.
Hi, I'm rope. May I hang with you guys?
Memes
Hollow Knight Meme
A guy in a wheelchair said, "I stand for Boris." But I think he meant he sat for Boris.
Guys, my girlfriend calls me: "911, help! There’s a strange man in my room and I think he’s on drugs!"
She’s so nice.
Can you guys comment on my nuts jokes (aka Willma, Bofa, and Savor)? I just want to see if people don't think it's funny.
Me: *in a family meeting*
Mom: Ok guys...
Me in my mind: BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA
An orphan goes up to someone. The guy says, "Where are your parents?"
The orphan says, "Why do you think I'm wearing ripped pyjamas?"
Sarcastic Doctor: Tell me.
Guy: I have leukemia in the brain.
Sarcastic Doctor: That doesn't concern me.
How do gay guys finish prayer?
“GAYMEN!”
Hey guys, it's an alien!
What's the difference between a happy family and a car guy? Only one has a family.
A guy in a Costco was pretty pissed off at something. A guy walks up to him and says, "What's wrong, pal? Don't worry, it's not like you're on an abandoned aisle!"
GUY 1: How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
GUY 2: Depends on how hard you throw them.
How much cum does a gay guy have?
An ass loaded.
What do you call a guy with a bald head who loves to eat biscuits, raisins, and caster sugar?
Gary Baldy (Garibaldi)!
Why do guys hold their ball sack when they run?
Because they don't have titties.
I was watching a TV show where a guy was hanging off a cliff, then the series ended... I guess you can say that they left that guy on a cliffhanger!