Guys jokes

Orphan

    • An orphan goes up to someone. The guy says, "Where are your parents?"

    The orphan says, "Why do you think I'm wearing ripped pyjamas?"

    Kid

    • Kid: Dad, what's a dark joke?

    Dad: Well, you see that guy over there? Tell him to wave.

    Kid: But Dad, I'm blind.

    Dad: Exactly, also the dude had no arm.

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    • Guys memes

    Guy

    • There was 1 gay guy, who kissed 4576 gay guys. Then had sex with them, creaming so hard, all of the dicks cumming on his face.

    Then he stopped and had sex again x6, now he was left with...

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    • Brother

    • This black dude goes up to an Indian guy and says, "What up brotha?"

    The Indian guy gets offended and says, "We are not the same."

    The black guy then pulls out a gun, and the Indian guy says, "Ok brother, ok brother, we are the same, we are the same."

    Do the voice in your head.

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    • Sister

    • Hi guys, jokes for sister.

    So I was listening to a song about "I hate you, are annoying, sister. I'm small and I'm smart," and when I showed it to her, she killed me, and later I was dancing and crying.

    Asian

    • An Asian walked up to another Asian that was crying.

    He asked, "Is somting wong?"

    The other guy says, "I was i a noh paking zon."

    Guy

    • Can you guys comment on my nuts jokes (aka Willma, Bofa, and Savor)? I just want to see if people don't think it's funny.

    Guy

    • Hey guys, sorry to bother you but search "Izzy" on the search thingy on the website, thank you!

    Girlfriend

    • Guys, my girlfriend calls me: "911, help! There’s a strange man in my room and I think he’s on drugs!"

    She’s so nice.