Guys jokes
Suck my ass, guys!
I’m am very sad that you guys are making fun of adopted kids because I am adopted :( :( 😢 🥺 😢 😭😭
Why did the guy bring a rope to the party?
Because he wanted to hang out... permanently. 💀😈
What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave?
A microwave doesn’t brown your meat.
This Anonymous guy is acting like Hitler, bro.
MatPat’s final theory leaked!
This black dude goes up to an Indian guy and says, "What up brotha?"
The Indian guy gets offended and says, "We are not the same."
The black guy then pulls out a gun, and the Indian guy says, "Ok brother, ok brother, we are the same, we are the same."
Do the voice in your head.
There was 1 gay guy, who kissed 4576 gay guys. Then had sex with them, creaming so hard, all of the dicks cumming on his face.
Then he stopped and had sex again x6, now he was left with...
The guy who stole my diary just died. My thoughts are with his family.
Three guys walk into a bar; the fourth one ducks.
I was watching a TV show where a guy was hanging off a cliff, then the series ended... I guess you can say that they left that guy on a cliffhanger!
How much cum does a gay guy have?
An ass loaded.
A guy walks up to me in the street and asks if you have to include the name of an animal in every sentence. I said only if it's relephant.
He says what about vegetables. I said not nesecelery.
At work: Hey guys, I'm gonna Arnold clock out now.
Sike, I lied, your mom is a guy!
Kid: Dad, what's a dark joke?
Dad: Well, you see that guy over there? Tell him to wave.
Kid: But Dad, I'm blind.
Dad: Exactly, also the dude had no arm.
Guys, can you like my jokes, please?
You guys are cow-medians!
So funny!
I saw a guy crossing a street once. The light was red.
Hi guys, jokes for sister.
So I was listening to a song about "I hate you, are annoying, sister. I'm small and I'm smart," and when I showed it to her, she killed me, and later I was dancing and crying.
An Asian walked up to another Asian that was crying.
He asked, "Is somting wong?"
The other guy says, "I was i a noh paking zon."
