Guys jokes

My mom has a toy that I see all the girls and guys seem to play with, and the toy is between my mom's legs.

Did you see the blind guy trip on a can?

He didn't either.

Did you know that Jeffrey Dahmer was the first person to try Five Guys?

Why is it okay for a woman to use me when she feels like it, but when I use her body when I feel like it, I am the bad guy?

I made a deal with Satan. I would get a free pass to hell if I serve as a demon lord. So, see you guys at the end of times!

Guys, stop joking about 9/11. It's just plane wrong.

Guys, am I funny?

"I work with animals," the guy says to his Tinder date.

"That's so sweet," she replies. "I like a man who loves animals. Where do you work?"

"I'm a butcher," he says.

Last post for today, but I had to say one more thing! Tomorrow I am going to Six Flags, and I am literally so excited! It is going to be so much fun. Hope you guys have a good MLK JR. day! Woohooo!

Guys, we should stop doing orphan jokes, their parents will be wait......... continue.

A priest walks outside and finds two young boys sitting on a big ice cube. The priest asks what they are doing. The boys answer that the priest always likes a couple of cold ones before he goes on.

Jeffrey Dahmer was craving Five Guys before it became a restaurant!

Can a guy in a wheelchair be a stand-up comedian?

Jesus is the worst, just joking; he is the best! Best best BFF great guy ever that has a miracle. Jesus comes from Bethlehem! 😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😇

Bro, this guy's hairline I saw the other day was nowhere to be seen.

You think you guys are funny, but look at your hairline. It be looking like the McDonald's symbol. 😂😂😂😂😭😭💀🤨🍆💦👶🏻😈😈😈😈😈😂😂😂😂😂😂👍😳😳😳😭😭😭😭😭😭🤨

What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite restaurant?

Five Guys.

What do you call a guy named Kaiden?

I don't know, lol.

I once asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite... He said, "NaBrO."

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Orange who?

Orange glad I didn’t say banana. Hahaha, you’re right, I hate that guy!