Guys jokes
Guys, we should stop doing orphan jokes, their parents will be wait......... continue.
Bro, this guy's hairline I saw the other day was nowhere to be seen.
Jesus is the worst, just joking; he is the best! Best best BFF great guy ever that has a miracle. Jesus comes from Bethlehem! 😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😇
A priest walks outside and finds two young boys sitting on a big ice cube. The priest asks what they are doing. The boys answer that the priest always likes a couple of cold ones before he goes on.
What do you call a guy named Kaiden?
I don't know, lol.
experiment
Jeffrey Dahmer was craving Five Guys before it became a restaurant!
Last post for today, but I had to say one more thing! Tomorrow I am going to Six Flags, and I am literally so excited! It is going to be so much fun. Hope you guys have a good MLK JR. day! Woohooo!
Can a guy in a wheelchair be a stand-up comedian?
Guys, stop joking about 9/11. It's just plane wrong.
Today I donated my watch, phone, and $500 to a poor guy.
You wouldn’t believe the happiness I felt as he slid the pistol back into his pocket.
Join my beta communication community committee commission Cumbria, please guys and girls and gurls. It's all inclusive b&b.
My sister told me she liked Medusa.
I said, "Huh?"
My sister said my blow jobs are so good she looks up at the guy's facial expression, and when they look down, they do nothing but stay still.
How it be when the new guy takes too long...
Hay Danny, it's me Johnny.
Johnny: Boss says to kill the guy in red. Point the gun at his head.
Danny: Ok, target locked. 3... 2... 1... bang.
Johnny: Danny, hope you did not get the man in red.
Danny: OH MY BRO FOR REALL.
To the guy in a wheelchair who stole my camouflage coat: you can hide, but you can't run.
All of a guy's sons came out gay. He ordered 10 shots in a bar.
The bartender asks, "Do you have anyone in your family who likes women?"
The man said, "My wife does!"
Why did Dairy Queen and Burger King get arrested for copyright infringement? Because they gave birth to Five Guys.
Guys, we need to stop telling orphan jokes, they're gonna tell their parents. Oh wait, never mind, continue.
What did the evil chicken lay? Deviled eggs! Get it guys? "Devil-ed" eggs! 😆
This is true. Today I was at the mall and there was a guy holding a sign that said, "Need money for strippers and weed."
This guy came into my library a year ago and borrowed a book named "How to Commit Suicide." He never returned it.