A retired george w bush is eating a donut 7/11 and looks at it "im so happy i did that' a guy over hears the conversation and says "your happy you bought that donut. Oh haha I would be too i love donuts!" george w bush then says "oh hahaha you caught me" and then says "you must of heard me wrong i said, im so happy i did 9/11"
A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender “give me 2 beers”. The bartender gives him two beers and coughs in the guys beers bottles before giving it to him. The guy says to the bartender “hey what are u doing I didn’t order for bud lights I want corona beer”. The bartender replies “ sir I gave you a mix of bud light and corona and it’s on the house everyone is drinking corona tonight”.
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Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be Wanted.
Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.
I saw a child crying yesterday so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.
Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.
What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We are Family.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite tv show? Family Guy.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.
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What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms
What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin
Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.
Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away?
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When your sitting by the mush rooms and u here one say to the other ey your a fun guy....(._.)
DId you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a sode can? He was lucky it was a soft drink
What do you call a guy with a big dick that likes to eat fish?
Long John Silvers or Captain D
What did the emo guy say to the emo girl Like ur cute g
U look like the type of guy to wash his/her hands after a shower! (and don't write in the comments that there are more than 2 genders)
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People are fighting in a war and a man gets hit 4 times in the arm and says "Tis a Scratch" And the other guy looking at him in shock says "A Scratch, Your Arm is off you body"
What’s black, white, and red all over?
An embarresed biracial guy
Random guy: come on bin laden, time is ticking. Get it, ticking. OK I'll leave.
What did the fat guy say to the skinny- Fat-Does this look fat on me Skinny-no I don’t think it’s that Fat-thinking
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke?
He won the “no-bell” prize.
Colder than the conversation between a fat guy and a Super Model....
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