Guys jokes
Did you hear about the guy who made the knock-knock joke?
He won the "no bell" prize.
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a soda can?
He was lucky it was a soft drink!
What did the fat guy say when he fell off the ladder? "Catch me!"
Top 1 best football player 🏈 in the world.
“The guy who tackles the Make-A-Wish kid!”
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experiment
When his dick is really, really small, but you pretend it is so big it hurts so you don’t make him feel bad 'cause he is a nice guy.
You know who deserves a medal? The guy who killed Hitler.
I see, you guys jokers are SANS-ational!
Did you hear about the guy who made knock-knock jokes? He won the Nobel Prize.
Why did the chicken say to the football guy, "You quarter?"
Guy: Are you a vending machine? Because you're a snack.
Girl: Your card got declined.
Guy: That's ok, you got to bang them a few times to get you money's worth.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked. Lel. I hope you guys like this joke.
What’s black, white, and red all over?
An embarrassed biracial guy.
A guy is talking to an Indian therapist.
He had a red dot, and the American thought it was from a sniper rifle and tackled him and said, "I thought the red dot on your head was from a sniper rifle!"
What's the worst thing to say at a live birth?
"Hi guys, welcome to my unboxing video!"
Three strangers have opened a gay chat; but if one left the chat, the chat would be closed.
Stranger 3: How to turn a straight guy into a gay guy?
Stranger 1: You can't!
Stranger 2: You can.
Stranger 3: How?
Stranger 2: By using the same idea of the Russian experiment; like in a detention, put him in a closed room full of gay stuff, but the difference is that he can sleep, and he will have food for 30 days and a toilet, too.
Stranger 3: Great idea, but who can we try first?
Stranger 1: You all gays are evil monsters.
Stranger 2: I think the stranger 1 is just a straight spy. Let's try this experi-
(The chat has been closed by stranger 1)
Adding a "gl" in front of "camping" doesn't make it any better.
If you add a "gl" in front of "Adolf Hitler," it doesn't make him a great guy.
Did you hear about the guy who got his left side chopped off?
Well, he’s all right now!
To the guy who stole my depression medication,
I hope you're happy.
Guy: "My life is like a game, I should end it."
Guy 2: "Is it a hard life?"
Guy: "Yup"
Guy 2: "Then you can't kill yourself LOL"
Guy 3: "Hold on, I know a cheat code to finish the 'game'"
Once again, RIP Daniel Kyre, he actually died this day five years ago.
He attempted suicide Sep 16, and was in life support, till his parents made the tough decision of taking him off.
We will miss ya bud..... (cyndagoooooooo)