Guys jokes
A guy wakes up one morning and is walking down the road, and he smells fish, and he says, "Good morning, ladies!"
Bro, I’m so pissed. There is always that one kid in the class who the teacher helps. I hate that guy in the wheelchair.
One day I met a blind guy and I said, "You should see Mt. Cheaha!"
Can watersharky and Gwen comment on this? I need to talk to you guys.
A guy with AIDS went into the doctor's room unusually happy. You could even say he was HIV positive.
Yo mama slept with so many guys she's starting to look like one.
I knew a guy who used to sell wrenches. He was all torque.
Guys, we should stop telling orphan jokes. Their parents will get mad. Oh...
Most women are like the Twin Towers.
It's all fun and good when guys fly through them, but once the little people come jumping off them, it becomes sad and awful.
One day a man buys a rope to commit suicide, but his friend stops him.
They go to a school with lots of happy kids. The guy feels better after a mag.
Guy, your hairline was the reason Adolf Hitler said, "Let there be war!"
Why do Indian guys never have gfs? Because they always pick curry and biryani over girls.
How many Kardashians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One really small one and one really small black guy.
Did you hear about the guy that was cutting off people's feet and taking them?
It took my sole.
I knew this one guy who liked to swim with the fishes, then the mob got a hold of 'em...
There was a guy called Manners, one called Poo, and one called Shut Up.
One day, Manners was on his way to pick up Poo from school. A police officer stopped Shut Up and said:
Police: "What’s you name?"
Shut Up: "Shut Up."
Police: "Where's your manners?!"
Shut Up: "Picking up Poo."
What do you call it when a bunch of guys who look the same have an orgy?
A doppelgangbang.
I saw two guys wearing matching clothing, and I asked if they were gay. They quickly arrested me.
I met a gay guy last night.
Man, was he a pain in the ass.
Bro sat down too close for comfort. I told him to move or he would get hurt.
Come on, how hard could it possibly be To move a few inches? You’re touching my D.
A guy really needs his personal space. Disobey and I’ll shove it in your face.