Guys jokes
Hey guys, how was your day?
If you ask me the same question, here's the answer: depressing.
I still haven't made any friends on this app. All I do is read and comment on old jokes or opinions.
Guys, say "I love gape horn" really loud and you will get good luck for 10 years.
The guy in the wheelchair at my gym can do so many pull-ups with the wheelchair on, but I said to him, "Don't skip leg day."
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on the bench?
The NBA.
Guys, stop making jokes about blind people, they might s... never mind, continue.
Memes
mr bean is that you
What did the suicidal guy say to his audience?
What did the suicidal guy say to his audience?
I am crying tears of joy rn.😭 I was wrongfully denied my visa. ☠️ They took me to the Q&A section, that I needed to answer one simple question for my visa to be granted.
The question was the original synonym of Bench. I shakily answered "Pristiano Penaldo" 😭. I was right guys ✅🛫
Two guys were beating up someone in an alley, so I stepped in to help.
He didn't stand a chance against the three of us.
A guy tried to suffocate himself with his BMW exhaust, but his engine failed.
This is the first time German engineering fails to gas someone.
You guys are better than a triple-scoop ice cream cone... with sprinkles!
I went to school with a gay guy who was really smart, but he always got mad that he got straight A's instead of getting all the D's.
A guy sees a kid crying, and the guy walks up to the kid and asks, "Where are your parents?"
God, I love working at an orphanage!
Guys, don’t put the Holocaust books in the fiction section, it was the worst mistake of my life!
I got so drunk with the guys yesterday that when the Uber driver asked how many drinks I had, I said, "Yes."
Why does a straight guy act gay? Because he wants to feel wanted and wants to be BFFs with the hottest girls.
We are close to beating the world record of comments on this website (171). Right now, there are 155, so put more comments!
Has anybody heard of the guy who passed out in the middle of oncoming traffic? Yeah, he was tired.
A guy bought an AMG and crashed it. Now he knows how the Mercedes bends.
Why would a dead guy lie?
Because he can't stand up.
What does a Chinese guy say to his lover? “You’re the ying to my yang!”