Guys jokes

What did the suicidal guy say to his audience?

What did the suicidal guy say to his audience?

Why does a straight guy act gay? Because he wants to feel wanted and wants to be BFFs with the hottest girls.

I saw a tree. I looked up, and there was an apple hanging. And then I said, "Wow, that guy is lucky!"

Guys, don’t put the Holocaust books in the fiction section, it was the worst mistake of my life!

I went to school with a gay guy who was really smart, but he always got mad that he got straight A's instead of getting all the D's.

A guy sees a kid crying, and the guy walks up to the kid and asks, "Where are your parents?"

God, I love working at an orphanage!

Ok guys, I have one last joke (for now).

What do you call it when Panera is over?

Panera end.

What's the worst TV series for orphans?

Family Guy.

A guy tried to suffocate himself with his BMW exhaust, but his engine failed.

This is the first time German engineering fails to gas someone.

Son: Dad, what's dark humor?

Dad: Do you see the guy over there with no arms?

Son: No, I'm blind.

There was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was.

She said, "Well son, do you see that guy over there across the road? Go give him a high-five."

Son said, "But I can't see."

Mom said, "That's the point."

Hey guys, how was your day?

If you ask me the same question, here's the answer: depressing.

I still haven't made any friends on this app. All I do is read and comment on old jokes or opinions.

My friends:

Maya: I only get 9 hours of sleep.

Josh: 9 hours? I get 7 hours of sleep.

Noah: You get 7? I get 4 hours of sleep.

Me: You guys are getting sleep...

Guys, say "I love gape horn" really loud and you will get good luck for 10 years.

We are close to beating the world record of comments on this website (171). Right now, there are 155, so put more comments!

Has anybody heard of the guy who passed out in the middle of oncoming traffic? Yeah, he was tired.

A guy bought an AMG and crashed it. Now he knows how the Mercedes bends.

Why would a dead guy lie?

Because he can't stand up.

What is an orphan's most hated TV shows?

"Family Guy" & "American Dad."

What is an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy.