Guys jokes
I went to a library and I started to make fun of a disabled guy. He started crying, and I said, "Stand up for yourself!"
Why can’t you take a Black Asian guy golfing? Because he can’t drive and can’t find his own balls.
What's the worst TV series for orphans?
Family Guy.
Two guys were beating up someone in an alley, so I stepped in to help.
He didn't stand a chance against the three of us.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on the bench?
The NBA.
Guys, stop making jokes about blind people, they might s... never mind, continue.
You guys are better than a triple-scoop ice cream cone... with sprinkles!
There was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was.
She said, "Well son, do you see that guy over there across the road? Go give him a high-five."
Son said, "But I can't see."
Mom said, "That's the point."
A guy sees a kid crying, and the guy walks up to the kid and asks, "Where are your parents?"
God, I love working at an orphanage!
Guys, don’t put the Holocaust books in the fiction section, it was the worst mistake of my life!
Why does a straight guy act gay? Because he wants to feel wanted and wants to be BFFs with the hottest girls.
Why would a dead guy lie?
Because he can't stand up.
I am crying tears of joy rn.😭 I was wrongfully denied my visa. ☠️ They took me to the Q&A section, that I needed to answer one simple question for my visa to be granted.
The question was the original synonym of Bench. I shakily answered "Pristiano Penaldo" 😭. I was right guys ✅🛫
The guy in the wheelchair at my gym can do so many pull-ups with the wheelchair on, but I said to him, "Don't skip leg day."
What did the suicidal guy say to his audience?
What did the suicidal guy say to his audience?
My friends:
Maya: I only get 9 hours of sleep.
Josh: 9 hours? I get 7 hours of sleep.
Noah: You get 7? I get 4 hours of sleep.
Me: You guys are getting sleep...
Guys, say "I love gape horn" really loud and you will get good luck for 10 years.
Hey guys, how was your day?
If you ask me the same question, here's the answer: depressing.
I still haven't made any friends on this app. All I do is read and comment on old jokes or opinions.
I saw a tree. I looked up, and there was an apple hanging. And then I said, "Wow, that guy is lucky!"
A guy bought an AMG and crashed it. Now he knows how the Mercedes bends.