Guys jokes
Son: Dad, what's dark humor?
Dad: Do you see the guy over there with no arms?
Son: No, I'm blind.
There was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was.
She said, "Well son, do you see that guy over there across the road? Go give him a high-five."
Son said, "But I can't see."
Mom said, "That's the point."
What's the worst TV series for orphans?
Family Guy.
Two guys were beating up someone in an alley, so I stepped in to help.
He didn't stand a chance against the three of us.
A guy sees a kid crying, and the guy walks up to the kid and asks, "Where are your parents?"
God, I love working at an orphanage!
Guys, don’t put the Holocaust books in the fiction section, it was the worst mistake of my life!
Why does a straight guy act gay? Because he wants to feel wanted and wants to be BFFs with the hottest girls.
Popular guy in class: I am so funny.
Me: Your parents are funny as they made a joke and people are still laughing at it.
Hey guys, how was your day?
If you ask me the same question, here's the answer: depressing.
I still haven't made any friends on this app. All I do is read and comment on old jokes or opinions.
My friends:
Maya: I only get 9 hours of sleep.
Josh: 9 hours? I get 7 hours of sleep.
Noah: You get 7? I get 4 hours of sleep.
Me: You guys are getting sleep...
Guys, say "I love gape horn" really loud and you will get good luck for 10 years.
We are close to beating the world record of comments on this website (171). Right now, there are 155, so put more comments!
I saw a tree. I looked up, and there was an apple hanging. And then I said, "Wow, that guy is lucky!"
A guy bought an AMG and crashed it. Now he knows how the Mercedes bends.
Has anybody heard of the guy who passed out in the middle of oncoming traffic? Yeah, he was tired.
People say that Pakistan is a terrorist nation...
Guys, it's not true, even Osama bin Laden lived there peacefully for 6 years.
What does a Chinese guy say to his lover? “You’re the ying to my yang!”
Two guys in a car get pulled over by a cop. The cop taps the window, and the window rolls down. "Good evening, gentlemen, we're looking for two pedophiles."
The guy quickly closes the window. Ten seconds later, he lowers it again and says, "Ok, we'll do it."
I went to a library and I started to make fun of a disabled guy. He started crying, and I said, "Stand up for yourself!"
The guy who discovered milk... What did he do with the cow?!