Guys Jokes

Has anybody heard of the guy who passed out in the middle of oncoming traffic? yeah, he was tired.

why does a straight guy act gay? cause he wants to feel wanted and wants to be bffs with the hotest girls

I got so drunk with the guys yesterday that when the Uber driver asked how many drinks I had I said “yes”

I saw a tree I looked up and there was an apple hanging And then I said wow that guy is lucky

My Friends- Maya-I only Get 9 hours of sleep.-Josh- 9 hours I get 7 hours of sleep- Noah-You get 7 I get 4 hours of sleep-Me- You Guys are getting sleep. . .

Guys stop making jokes about Blind people they might s... never mind continue.

A guy tried to suffocate himself with his bmw exhaust but his engine failed. This is the first time German engineering fails to gas someone.

I am crying tears of joy rn.😭 I was wrongfully denied my visa .☠️ They took me to the Q&A section, that I needed to answer one simple question for my visa to be granted. The question was the original synonym of Bench. I shakily answered Pristiano Penaldo 😭.I was right guys ✅🛫

Whats the worst TV rseries for orphans?

Family Guy

What did the suicidal guy say to his audience? What did the suicidal guy say to his audience

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on the bench?

The NBA

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Hello, I am School Shooter Memes. For the last month I made School Shooter Jokes on the site, so now I want you guys to vote for the best one. It will be in a quarterfinal format with the 8 of them being the most liked. I will link all of the polls in the comments so make sure to vote for your favourite joke.

Two guys watching a war movie at a Bar are talking , one says to the other. " The Nazi's starved my dad to death in a concentration camp during the war". The other says " my Dad died in a camp as well...he broke his neck" First guy says " how did he break his neck?" Second guy says " He fell out of the Guard Tower".

Today I Gave a blind guy a gun and told him it was a hair dryer. Since I have no fingerprints, the police said it was suicide. I guess you can say I took care of him!

cmon guys 9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

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A cop pulls a man over and finds out hes drunk. So he asks for license and registration, and the drunk man says ̈Can i see your flashlight? ̈ and the cop says ̈just give me your license and registration. ̈ so drunk guy says ̈not until you give me your flashlight. ̈ the cop said ̈for what? ̈ and the drunk guy says ̈so i can shine it in your face and see what an asshole looks like. ̈

Happy land for kids Hello guys imagine if we had no school and we get to do whatever we want with out parents telling us what to do! What place would you want to call it and what would the fun things we get to do be? I would call "Happy world for kids". Leave a comment telling me what it be called! enjoy! :)