im hertophobic- - aka im allergic to all straight guys
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be Wanted.
Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.
I saw a child crying yesterday so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.
Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.
What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We are Family.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite tv show? Family Guy.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.
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What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms
What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin
Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.
Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.
A guy bought a AMG and crashed it, now he knows how the mercedes BENZ.
why would a dead guy lie?
because he can't stand up
I went to school with a gay guy who was really smart, but he always got mad that he got straight A's instead of getting all the D's
Hey guys how was ur day? If you ask me the same question heres the answer, depressing. I still haven't made any friends on this app. All I do is read and comment on old, D.K, freshfry, ALYA's "Jokes" or opinions.
Guys say “I love gape horn” really loud and you will get good luck for 10 yesrs
A guy sees a kid crying and the guy walkes up to the kid and asks were are your parents...God i love working at an orphanage
What does a Chinese guy say to his lover? “You’re the ying to my yang”!
*son* dad whats dark humor *dad* do you see the guy over there with no arms *son* no im blind.
What is an orphans most hated tv shows Family guy & American dad
What is an orphans least favorite show? Family Guy
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the guy who discovered milk.... what did he do with the cow?!??!
Ok guys I have one last joke (for now) What do you call it when panera is over Panera end
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You guys are better than a triple-scoop ice cream cone...with sprinkles.”
there was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was? she said well son do you see that guy over there across the road, go give him a high-five. Son said but I can't see. mom said that's the point
Two guys were beating up someone in an alley, so I stepped in to help.
He didn't stand a chance against the three of us.
The guy in the wheelchair at my gym can do so many pull-ups with the wheelchair on, but I said to him "Don't skip leg day."
