Vegans:Save the Earth Normal People:Were trying to but you guys keep eating it
This guy in a trench coat walks up to a kid, opens the trench coat and has glasses inside. He says to the kid, “Hey kid, want some extra-see”
You guys asked for a joke? Well you're in luck, cause you already are one!
Why did my boyfriend leaves me ? Because he's gay. But why did he come back to me ?
Because im actually a guy :-)
I knew a guy who used to sell wrenches. He was all torque.
There was a guy called manners on called poo and called shut up One day manners was on his way to pick up poo from school A police officer stopped shut up and said police: what’s you name Shut up: shut up Police:weres your manners?! Shut up: picking up poo
Can watersharky and Gwen comment on this. I need to talk to u guys
A guy with aids went into the doctors room unusually happy. You could even say he was.... HIV positive.
I knew this one guy who liked to swim with the fishes, then the mob got a hold of em....
One day a man buys a rope to suicide, but his friend stops him. They go to a school with lots of happy kids. The guy feels better after a mag.
Why do indian guys never have gf's? bc they always pick curry and biryani over girls
Guys we should stop telling orphan jokes there parent will get mad. Oh...
Short girl: "How do you see up there?"
Tall guy: "Who said that?"
I spit my drink out and then ran away.