Guys Jokes

This guy in a trench coat walks up to a kid, opens the trench coat and has glasses inside. He says to the kid, “Hey kid, want some extra-see”

Why did my boyfriend leaves me ? Because he's gay. But why did he come back to me ?

Because im actually a guy :-)

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There was a guy called manners on called poo and called shut up One day manners was on his way to pick up poo from school A police officer stopped shut up and said police: what’s you name Shut up: shut up Police:weres your manners?! Shut up: picking up poo

A guy with aids went into the doctors room unusually happy. You could even say he was.... HIV positive.

One day a man buys a rope to suicide, but his friend stops him. They go to a school with lots of happy kids. The guy feels better after a mag.

Short girl: "How do you see up there?"

Tall guy: "Who said that?"

I spit my drink out and then ran away.