Guys jokes
A guy saw a person with a duck and said, "Where did you get a pig?"
The owner replied, "It's not a pig, dummy!"
The random guy said, "I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to the duck."
So guys, I have a friend who is named Sarah, and I was riding bikes with her the other day, and she told me she is gay. I totally support her. I love that she is open about it and not scared to tell people about it. I hope you guys can support her too! I love you all! :)))
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked. Lel. I hope you guys like this joke.
A drunk guy runs into a bar... He bangs his head and falls down, why?
Because he is in a prison cell.
Hey guys, it's cake time!
Guys, I guess with all these storms there was a power cut in his house.
A guy walked into a bar.
A guy walked out of a bar.
What's a gay guy should be scared of?
A straight gay!
Guys, you need to ketchup with the time.
Damn, the guy who made the "Whip/Nae Nae" song really made his cousin go Silento.
Anonymous: This guy reads everyone's jokes, but why doesn't he answer his mom?
Did you hear about the gay guy who got kicked off the golf course?
He was playing with too many strokes.
What did the Chinese guy say to the Italian guy?
同性恋球蜥蜴 (translate it)
Hey guys, I have a question.
Doesn't everyone's parents tell them don't take candy from strangers? Then what is Halloween?
What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"
A guy is walking down the street when he almost steps in something. He looks down and says, "Looks like shit."
He crouches down and smells it, "Smells like shit."
He sticks his finger in, tastes it, "Tastes like shit."
He then smiles and says, "Well, good thing I didn't step on it!"
Guys, don’t suck your own dick, it does not feel like your dick is being sucked, it feels like you're sucking a dick.
I crashed into the back of a car at the lights today.
A really short guy got out of it and said, “I’m not happy.”
I said, “Well, which one are you then?”
Guys, I have a dilemma. I'm a beta, please help!
A guy is at his locker, and a girl comes and says, "Hey, I love you."
He says, "Okay, cool." She then replies and says, "Well, what do you think about our love?" He says, "Count the stars."
Then she says, "Oh, infinity!" and he replies with, "Nope, it's just a waste of time."