Guys jokes

Wife

    • Scissoring is nice when I grind my wee wee on my wife’s clit.

    Humping that little guy is like riding a wet butt plug.

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    • Basketball

    • I was playing basketball and a guy in a wheelchair asked if he could play.

    I looked at him and told him that we are looking for ankle breakers, yours are already broken.

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    • Orphan

    • What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?

    Apples get picked. Lel. I hope you guys like this joke.

    Guy

    • A drunk guy runs into a bar... He bangs his head and falls down, why?

    Because he is in a prison cell.

    Guys memes

    Duck

    • A guy saw a person with a duck and said, "Where did you get a pig?"

    The owner replied, "It's not a pig, dummy!"

    The random guy said, "I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to the duck."

    Love

    • A guy is at his locker, and a girl comes and says, "Hey, I love you."

    He says, "Okay, cool." She then replies and says, "Well, what do you think about our love?" He says, "Count the stars."

    Then she says, "Oh, infinity!" and he replies with, "Nope, it's just a waste of time."

    Shark

    • So there was this guy who went swimming one day and got his left side bitten off by a shark.

    But don't worry, he is all right now.

    Car

    • I crashed into the back of a car at the lights today.

    A really short guy got out of it and said, “I’m not happy.”

    I said, “Well, which one are you then?”

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