Guys jokes

Ass

Hey Alya and JK Master, how are you guys doing? No one being an ass to you guys today, right? If so, I'll beat them up :)

Picture

Hi, my name is Unknown Guy! Please join my group for the picture I show you, we will do this every week!

Thanks, leave a comment or sign in using the sign in sheet that I have in Google Forms or own the website.

Hint: Pictures of woman.

Btw, for men only!

Post

Guys, let's make this post have the most comments on the whole website.

GO GO GO!

Memes

Joke site

People who are bothering Gwen, stop. This is a joke site, and you guys should know that!

People, she is not even 40 or whatever. I see the comments, and they are so stupid. Do you even know her in life? No!!! Shut up and leave her alone!

Love

A guy is at his locker, and a girl comes and says, "Hey, I love you."

He says, "Okay, cool." She then replies and says, "Well, what do you think about our love?" He says, "Count the stars."

Then she says, "Oh, infinity!" and he replies with, "Nope, it's just a waste of time."

Shark

So there was this guy who went swimming one day and got his left side bitten off by a shark.

But don't worry, he is all right now.

Guy

What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"

Shit

A guy is walking down the street when he almost steps in something. He looks down and says, "Looks like shit."

He crouches down and smells it, "Smells like shit."

He sticks his finger in, tastes it, "Tastes like shit."

He then smiles and says, "Well, good thing I didn't step on it!"

Guy

Anonymous: This guy reads everyone's jokes, but why doesn't he answer his mom?

Sale

So, a guy walked into the store and said to the worker: "Is this free?"

Then the worker said: "Nope, 'cause I'm on sale!"

Bar

So, three guys are walking carefully into a bar.

The bartender said, "What can I get you, gentlemen?"

Doctor

Guy goes to the doctor. The doctor says, "You look run down." The guy says, "No, I've come on my bike!"

Guy

Damn, the guy who made the "Whip/Nae Nae" song really made his cousin go Silento.

Stroke

Did you hear about the gay guy who got kicked off the golf course?

He was playing with too many strokes.