Guys jokes

I am a racist, and I put my milk before cereal. Well, to be honest, that was when I had milk, but one day my dad says he was going to get some... then he left.

Now when I see a black guy, I yell, "Thanks for picking the cotton to make my shirt!"

So guys, I have a friend who is named Sarah, and I was riding bikes with her the other day, and she told me she is gay. I totally support her. I love that she is open about it and not scared to tell people about it. I hope you guys can support her too! I love you all! :)))

Scissoring is nice when I grind my wee wee on my wife’s clit.

Humping that little guy is like riding a wet butt plug.

I was playing basketball and a guy in a wheelchair asked if he could play.

I looked at him and told him that we are looking for ankle breakers, yours are already broken.

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?

Apples get picked. Lel. I hope you guys like this joke.

Hey guys, it's cake time!

What's a gay guy should be scared of?

A straight gay!

A drunk guy runs into a bar... He bangs his head and falls down, why?

Because he is in a prison cell.

A guy walked into a bar.

A guy walked out of a bar.

A guy saw a person with a duck and said, "Where did you get a pig?"

The owner replied, "It's not a pig, dummy!"

The random guy said, "I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to the duck."

I'm evilest-evil man.

"Yes, you are," scared guy.

No, me, it me: Evil super evil boy!

Three guys are escaping from North Korea through a tunnel.

The guards know that they are coming and will shoot them with paintball guns as a warning.

The guys show up and the guards shoot them.

The guys die because the guards used real guns.

Q. If a pedophile, necrophile, and a guy who is into incest are all sitting in a car, who's driving?

A. A police officer.

Guy goes to the doctor. The doctor says, "You look run down." The guy says, "No, I've come on my bike!"

Anonymous: This guy reads everyone's jokes, but why doesn't he answer his mom?

Did you hear about the gay guy who got kicked off the golf course?

He was playing with too many strokes.

Damn, the guy who made the "Whip/Nae Nae" song really made his cousin go Silento.

What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"

So, three guys are walking carefully into a bar.

The bartender said, "What can I get you, gentlemen?"

Hey guys, I have a question.

Doesn't everyone's parents tell them don't take candy from strangers? Then what is Halloween?