Guys jokes
"Tibia" honestly, I think the reason I’m "bonely" is because you guys don’t find my jokes "humerus."
Maybe if I played the trombone it would get people’s attention, but "tibia" honest I can’t be bothered, so just look at my "BONE-zai" tree, although my brother doesn’t really like that one, so how about a "S-pine" tree?
Popular guy in class: I am so funny.
Me: Your parents are funny as they made a joke and people are still laughing at it.
A guy is sitting at a bar when a drunk man walks up to him, calling his mom a whore. The guy just ignores it and stays in his spot drinking his beer. An hour goes by and the drunk man comes back saying, "Your mom is a whore!" The guy sitting looks around the bar, sees people staring and says, "Don't worry, everything is cool here," and shrugs it off. After a few more shots, the drunk man walks up a third time and says, "Your mom... is such... a whore!" The guy finally gets mad, throws his fist on the table and says, "You know what? Go home Dad!"
"Bye bye guys, I'mma leave this shithole, but look at my post in the community tab."
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Hey guys, can we stop making these jokes? If my mom sees this, I will never see the sun again.
Oh . . .
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Continue.
Armless guy: Even though I don’t have arms, I can do anything you normal people can do.
Me: 🎵If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands! 🎶
Guys, stop making funny jokes of orphans. What, their parents are gonna get mad? Oh wait, continue.
A Roman guy walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says, "Can I have 5 beers please?"
One day there was a guy who robbed a bank. A customer at the bank while it happened got the police. Who was that? The police said......
It’s a wood hulem.
Teacher: "Do you guys want to get in trouble?"
Kid named Teacher: *
"Guys, let's make this post have the most comments on the whole website."
WTF 850 COMMENTS???
My guy: I have a Q-Tip.
Me: You can Q my tip.
My guy: Ayo!
If you argued that God was a woman, 49.8% of the US population would try and raise Hell.
Just to ask the other guy.
Talk about a male supremacist religion.
Islamist guys and American Christian right-wing guys are both similar in that both abhor the existence of gay people, but only the Christian Right loves to eat sausages, especially the little ones, if you know what I mean...
A guy cut me in the lunch line. After that, a rock was thrown at him by my friend.
I saw a guy raping a girl in the park, so I decided to help. She didn't stand a chance against the two of us.
A guy wakes up one morning and is walking down the road, and he smells fish, and he says, "Good morning, ladies!"
What show can’t orphans watch?
Family Guy.
According to a recent poll, your mother said, "I like the guy who saw the guy who doesn't have a brain!"
A guy wins a free ticket to the Super Bowl and so he’s very excited.
However, he’s not so excited when he gets there and realizes his seat’s in the back of the stadium.
So he looks around him for a better seat, and to his surprise he finds an empty seat right next to the field.
He approaches the older guy who’s sitting in the seat next to the empty one and asks if the seat is taken.
The man replies, “No.”
The young guy is very surprised to hear this and asks, “How could someone pass up a seat like this?”
The older guy replies, “It’s my wife’s seat. We’ve been to every Super Bowl together since the day we were married but she’s passed away.”
“Oh, how sad,” the young guy says, taken aback. “I’m sorry to hear that, but couldn’t you find a friend or relative to come with you?”
“No,” the man replies, “They’re all at the funeral.”