Guys jokes

Gun

  • When the guy came in with a gun to rob the store, I said: "Hey, can I borrow that?"

    He says "yes." Me, over here, walking to the cashier and saying: "Goodbye!" He screams: "Have mercy!"

    I say: "No, not to you, to me. Say goodbye." He says: "No, don't shoot yourself!" It was too late.

    Joke site

  • People who are bothering Gwen, stop. This is a joke site, and you guys should know that!

    People, she is not even 40 or whatever. I see the comments, and they are so stupid. Do you even know her in life? No!!! Shut up and leave her alone!

    Life

  • Hey woah man, and Alya how are you guys? Oh and hbu jk master? How is life right now? Is it hard? You wanna talk?

    Ass

  • Hey Alya and JK Master, how are you guys doing? No one being an ass to you guys today, right? If so, I'll beat them up :)

    Picture

  • Hi, my name is Unknown Guy! Please join my group for the picture I show you, we will do this every week!

    Thanks, leave a comment or sign in using the sign in sheet that I have in Google Forms or own the website.

    Hint: Pictures of woman.

    Btw, for men only!

    Sale

  • So, a guy walked into the store and said to the worker: "Is this free?"

    Then the worker said: "Nope, 'cause I'm on sale!"

    Halloween

  • Hey guys, I have a question.

    Doesn't everyone's parents tell them don't take candy from strangers? Then what is Halloween?

    Guy

  • What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"

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