Guys jokes

Car

    • I crashed into the back of a car at the lights today.

    A really short guy got out of it and said, “I’m not happy.”

    I said, “Well, which one are you then?”

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    • Doctor

    • Guy goes to the doctor. The doctor says, "You look run down." The guy says, "No, I've come on my bike!"

    Bar

    • So, three guys are walking carefully into a bar.

    The bartender said, "What can I get you, gentlemen?"

    Guys memes

    Love

    • A guy is at his locker, and a girl comes and says, "Hey, I love you."

    He says, "Okay, cool." She then replies and says, "Well, what do you think about our love?" He says, "Count the stars."

    Then she says, "Oh, infinity!" and he replies with, "Nope, it's just a waste of time."

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    • Gun

    • When the guy came in with a gun to rob the store, I said: "Hey, can I borrow that?"

    He says "yes." Me, over here, walking to the cashier and saying: "Goodbye!" He screams: "Have mercy!"

    I say: "No, not to you, to me. Say goodbye." He says: "No, don't shoot yourself!" It was too late.

    Life

    • Hey woah man, and Alya how are you guys? Oh and hbu jk master? How is life right now? Is it hard? You wanna talk?

    Ass

    • Hey Alya and JK Master, how are you guys doing? No one being an ass to you guys today, right? If so, I'll beat them up :)

    Joke site

    • People who are bothering Gwen, stop. This is a joke site, and you guys should know that!

    People, she is not even 40 or whatever. I see the comments, and they are so stupid. Do you even know her in life? No!!! Shut up and leave her alone!