Guys jokes

Hey woah man, and Alya how are you guys? Oh and hbu jk master? How is life right now? Is it hard? You wanna talk?

People who are bothering Gwen, stop. This is a joke site, and you guys should know that!

People, she is not even 40 or whatever. I see the comments, and they are so stupid. Do you even know her in life? No!!! Shut up and leave her alone!

Me: Hey, do you live in the ocean?

Random guy: Why?

Me: Because you look like a whale.

How did the guy rob the water park?

He used a water gun!

LOL 💦🔫💧🌊

What do you call 6 gay guys in war? Rainbow Six Siege.

Can you guys check out my joke, please?

Why do gay guys grow mustaches?

Guys, let's make this post have the most comments on the whole website.

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She really sucks, and the guy who is with her sucks too.

Hi, my name is Unknown Guy! Please join my group for the picture I show you, we will do this every week!

Thanks, leave a comment or sign in using the sign in sheet that I have in Google Forms or own the website.

Hint: Pictures of woman.

Btw, for men only!

Oh hi guys. Oh, whoops, I didn't planet this way.

So there was this guy who went swimming one day and got his left side bitten off by a shark.

But don't worry, he is all right now.

Guy goes to the doctor. The doctor says, "You look run down." The guy says, "No, I've come on my bike!"

So, a guy walked into the store and said to the worker: "Is this free?"

Then the worker said: "Nope, 'cause I'm on sale!"

So, three guys are walking carefully into a bar.

The bartender said, "What can I get you, gentlemen?"

Hey guys, I have a question.

Doesn't everyone's parents tell them don't take candy from strangers? Then what is Halloween?

What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"

A guy is walking down the street when he almost steps in something. He looks down and says, "Looks like shit."

He crouches down and smells it, "Smells like shit."

He sticks his finger in, tastes it, "Tastes like shit."

He then smiles and says, "Well, good thing I didn't step on it!"

This ole boy that's locked up called his ole lady and got into it with her, and she said, "Well, fuck you, I don't need you no more anyway. I got 2 or 3 guys out here wanting me and trying to fuck me."

He said, "Well, honey, that's the least of my worries. I got 10 or 12 guys in here tryin' to fuck me."

So I went to a mall and I was finna buy something... and I saw a little boy and he said "hello," so then I passed by him and he said "hi," and I was like "hi nigga," and he said, "um, just wondering something... I mean I like jokes, but what is dark humor?" And I was like "umm🤔.. it's like 🤔🤔...like you see that guy without legs? Tell him to stand up"... and he said "I'm blind nigga" and I said "exactly homie"... aight nigga peace and look out😏😉