The population in Ireland's capital started rapidly growing, infact, it's Dublin!
One day, i was just chillin, being a tower. I saw a plane, but it was slowly growing. Then it hit me.
What were pual walker last words
Hey that trees growing
Does money grow on trees........no What is money made of.........paper What is paper made out of............................TREEEEES
What is the only thing lesbians now how to grow? Cucumbers
Your balls are growing to big that they will pop like a balloon π
Juice wrld died a legend, making these jokes wont get you anywhere. Grow up
One day, a girl was showering with her mom, she pointed at her mom's breasts and asked: "When can I get these?" Her mother replied: "In about 6 to 7 years when you grow up :)". The other day, the girl's showering with her dad, and she pointed at his penis and asked: "When can I get this?" Her dad looked around and replied:" In about 20 minutes when your mom leaves the house."
If you hate pedophiles, grow up.
Michael proveed anything is possible in America. Where else can a poor black bo grow up to be a rich white woman?
A teacher asks her class, βWhat do you want to be when you grow up?β Little Johnny says βI wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, take the best b*tch with me, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Hawaii, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel through Europe, an Infinite Visa Card and to make love to her three times a dayβ. The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with the bad behavior of the child, decides not to give importance to what he said and then continues the lesson. βAnd you, Susie? β the teacher asks. Susie says βI wanna be Johnnyβs b*tch.β
. Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands. (I love this joke because it never grows old.)
one i grow some som more yea i am 4 im caillou im caillou im caillou thats me.
My girlfriend is growing watermelons not in the ground though (we had fun that night)
Mom can I be a fire fighter when i grow up Mom: oh you wont grow up caillou
why do orphans ecaome criminals when they grow up, because they want to be wanted
This midget in my school has two moms I said did ur dad go get the milk he told me to shut up I said I donβt shut up I grow up like u should
A child with cancer: I want to be like you when I grow up. Doctor: Oh your not going to grow up.
What do you call grass that grows in space?
Astro-turf
A woman went into her garden and danced in front of her vegetables. The next morning, her corn didnβt grow, and the tomatoes didnβt blush or turn red, but the cucumbers grew four inches.
