The population in Ireland's capital started rapidly growing. In fact, it's Dublin!
One day, I was just chillin', being a tower. I saw a plane, but it was slowly growing.
Then it hit me.
What were Paul Walker's last words?
Hey, that tree's growing!
Does money grow on trees? No.
What is money made of? Paper.
What is paper made out of? Trees!
What is the only thing lesbians know how to grow? Cucumbers.
Your balls are growing too big that they will pop like a balloon!
Juice WRLD died a legend. Making these jokes won't get you anywhere. Grow up.
One day, a girl was showering with her mom. She pointed at her mom's breasts and asked: "When can I get these?" Her mother replied: "In about 6 to 7 years when you grow up :)".
The other day, the girl's showering with her dad, and she pointed at his penis and asked: "When can I get this?" Her dad looked around and replied: "In about 20 minutes when your mom leaves the house."
If you hate pedophiles, grow up.
Michael proved anything is possible in America. Where else can a poor black boy grow up to be a rich white woman?
A teacher asks her class, “What do you want to be when you grow up?” Little Johnny says “I wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, take the best b*tch with me, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Hawaii, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel through Europe, an Infinite Visa Card and to make love to her three times a day.”
The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with the bad behavior of the child, decides not to give importance to what he said and then continues the lesson. “And you, Susie?” the teacher asks. Susie says “I wanna be Johnny’s b*tch.”
. Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands. (I love this joke because it never grows old.)
One, I grow some som more, yea, I am 4. I'm Caillou, I'm Caillou, I'm Caillou, that's me.
My girlfriend is growing watermelons, not in the ground though (we had fun that night)!
Mom, can I be a firefighter when I grow up?
Mom: Oh, you won't grow up, Caillou.
why do orphans ecaome criminals when they grow up, because they want to be wanted
This midget in my school has two moms. I said, "Did your dad go get the milk?" He told me to shut up. I said, "I don’t shut up, I grow up like you should."
A child with cancer: "I want to be like you when I grow up." Doctor: "Oh, you're not going to grow up."
What do you call grass that grows in space?
Astro-turf.
A woman went into her garden and danced in front of her vegetables.
The next morning, her corn didn’t grow, and the tomatoes didn’t blush or turn red, but the cucumbers grew four inches.
