What type of apple grows on a tree?
All of them.
What's the best thing about dead baby jokes?
They never grow old.
My teacher gave us an assignment, and one of the questions was "What do you want to be when you grow up?"
I answered, "Happy."
The teacher said I didn't understand the test. I said to her that she didn't understand life.
Why did the kid named Jeff become gay? Because he grew up without a father figure. Hahaha, I love dark humor!
What kinds of apples grow on trees?
All of them.
There were three babies in a mom's stomach. One baby asks, "What do you want to be when you grow up?" The other baby answers, "A doctor. I want to help people. What about you?"
"I want to be an engineer. I want to make things. What about you?" he asks to the third baby.
"I want to be a hunter."
"Why?" the other babies ask.
"I want to kill the snake that spits on my face."
People who are afraid of pedophiles... need to grow up.
