Grief Jokes

- The emo went to give the tree a high five, but the emo was left hanging.

- How did the gay person die? Homicide.

- Why did the emo get kicked out of the amusement park? He was cutting in line.

- When does a joke turn into a dad joke? When it leaves and never comes back.

- I cried when my dad chopped onions. Onions was such a good dog.

- I have happy memories building sandcastles with my dad, until my mom took his urn away.

- How is the person over there different from cancer? His dad didn't beat cancer.

Why can't an orphan see their parents? Because there is mayo in his dick hole.

My grief counselor died. He was so good, I don't even care!

What is an orphan's most hated baseball team? The Padres.

It was raining sadly all day. My wife, my two daughters, and me were stuck in the house when wife’s mom and dad just died.

Wife: 😭😭😭I wish this never happened.

Mia, our first daughter: Mommy, it’s ok. I love whenever I see you🥰🥰

Abby, our second daughter: I love you all. Only if you guys die I won’t, but I love you when you're alive 😉😏

Me, husband: What kind of nonsense was that? You love us when we’re alive, but you don’t love us when we’re dead🤥😥😓

Everyone except Abby: Abby, this is serious. Mommy’s mother and father died. Mia says: Yes, your mom is sadly down right now, you made her more sad😡🤬. Dad says: *sniffs* Abby, I had made a discussion. I will take you to an orphanage. I am sorry 😣 when I am better and happy and I forgot what you said then we’ll get you back. Mom says:

This was not a joke. I just did this for Love 💕

Wanna know what an orphan's least favorite song is?

"More Than My Hometown."

Your mom! Oh wait, you don't have one.

Everyone stop making 9/11 jokes; they just don't fly.

My father, who flew the plane, couldn't have a funeral, he went everywhere.

I was at a funeral and made a joke. No one laughed, but someone died.

My dog died. I'm so sad.

Why are orphans sad?

Don't ask, or their parents may... oh wait, carry on.

What is a thing orphans have that we can never have?

Imaginary parents.

Why do orphans hate apples?

Because they get picked over.

What is an orphan's favorite toy?

A boomerang. Unlike its parents, it comes back.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They can't run home.

If I make fun of orphans, they will cry to their parents.

Oh wait...

I would stop bullying the orphan kid, what's he gonna do? Cry to his mommy?

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

He can't run home.

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