It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.
Grief Jokes
Wanna know something the orphan could never do?
Wish anyone a happy Mother’s Day or Father’s Day.
What did the tree say to the depressed kid?
"Stop hanging around."
Why can orphans never walk home?
Because there's no way to go.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Your dead son.
Q: Why did the orphan cross the road?
A: To get to the other side to find his parents.
There was no other side of the road.
What's the worst thing to say at a funeral? "Hi guys, welcome to my unboxing video!"
Kms.
What is an orphan’s least favorite children’s game?
House.
I asked the orphan kid if his mom is hot. He just started crying.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Their dad never came home with the milk.
Me: I saw your parents yesterday.
Orphan girl: Where?
Me: The coffin was still open.
The cemetery is so crowded, people are just dying to get in.
What makes an orphan jump?
A bridge.
An orphan entered the high school for the first time. He has no knowledge of the school. He went to the secretary and asked where he shall go. The secretary then gave the orphan a schedule and said to the orphan, “Where is homeroom?” The secretary then asked which homeroom number he was assigned, and he said "1." The orphan then started to weep and said that his parents died right as he stole his first base in baseball.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't run home.
Why are dogs different than orphans?
Because dogs don't cry for their parents.
An orphan boy at my school did really badly on a test and started crying. I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”
An orphan walks into a shop but gets lost, so he calls his mum but then remembers.
My girlfriend's dog died, so I tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one. It just made her more upset. She screamed at me and said, "What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?"
