Grief jokes
Why did the man miss the funeral?
He wasn’t a mourning person.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Your dad.
But my dad's dead.
I know, just reminding you!
A few days after her husband’s death, a widow accidentally receives an email from a man waiting for his wife in Spain.
The email reads: "Dearest Wife, just got checked in. Everything [is] prepared for your arrival tomorrow. P. S. It’s really hot down here!"
What’s the difference between milk and the air?
At least the air will always be there for me.
One day at school, I made fun of a girl who lost her hair from cancer, and my parents made me shave my head.
The next day at school, I made fun of an orphan.
The twin towers are like your father, they're both gone and will never come back.
It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.
Wanna know something the orphan could never do?
Wish anyone a happy Mother’s Day or Father’s Day.
What did the tree say to the depressed kid?
"Stop hanging around."
Why can orphans never walk home?
Because there's no way to go.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Your dead son.
Q: Why did the orphan cross the road?
A: To get to the other side to find his parents.
There was no other side of the road.
What's the worst thing to say at a funeral? "Hi guys, welcome to my unboxing video!"
Kms.
What is an orphan’s least favorite children’s game?
House.
I asked the orphan kid if his mom is hot. He just started crying.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Their dad never came home with the milk.
Me: I saw your parents yesterday.
Orphan girl: Where?
Me: The coffin was still open.
The cemetery is so crowded, people are just dying to get in.
What makes an orphan jump?
A bridge.