Grief jokes
What's the worst thing you can say to a widow?
"I'm sorry, I just had to."
What is the difference between you and me? I have parents and yours left...
Gwen, we can chat in 2 months. My aunt just died from COVID, and it is taking forever for us to get there to California. I love you, your boyfriend, Prince!
Saying I'm sorry and I apologize are basically the same thing... except at a funeral.
What is one word orphans can't spell?
Family.
Why did the orphan go to the woods? To take a *what*?
Why can’t an orphan play baseball??
They can’t hit a home run! 😂
I started crying when my dad was cutting onions.
Onions was such a good dog.
UHH, DADDY!
A guy walks to his friend's house. His friend asks, "Where is your girlfriend?"
The guy replies, "Meet me at the cemetery in a week, and you'll find out!"
Stop with dumb orphan jokes, you dumb ass people!!!!!!!!!!
They're not funny one bit, so stop!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OK, so Kenya and Kariah are both orphans that hate orphan jokes, so how about we make a joke out of them!
Do you know how to make a plumber cry?
Kill his family.
What's a benefit of being an orphan? The chips always come in a family size :)
What do orphans call a family photo? A selfie.
Kid: Your mom!
Orphan: (cries)
Why do orphans prefer trucks? Because, unlike their parents, it is different.
My grandma always told my dad if a bird ever got in your house/truck, someone would die later that exact day.
She found out she had cancer. 11 months later, my grandpa died of a stroke. I hope to see them in heaven. I’d like to meet them. Pls comment good things. I really, really love them, even though I didn’t get to meet them. 😭😭😭
My dad died the other day, but I was able to hear his last words: "Son, are you still holding the ladder?"
Why can't orphans steal bases?
Because they can't find home.
What do you call an orphan's selfie?
A family portrait.