Grief jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't run home.
Why are dogs different than orphans?
Because dogs don't cry for their parents.
An orphan boy at my school did really badly on a test and started crying. I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”
An orphan walks into a shop but gets lost, so he calls his mum but then remembers.
My girlfriend's dog died, so I tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one. It just made her more upset. She screamed at me and said, "What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?"
I cried when my dad cut up onions. Onions was a good dog.
What do you call an orphan family? None existent.
How are baseball and an orphan different?
A baseball game you can do a home run.
What do you say to the orphan?
"Shut up, get a mom and dad!"
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
Answer: A boomerang, because it is the only thing that comes back to them.
What do you call it when an orphan goes to Panera Bread?
"Panera, my parents are dead."
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he can't get home.
A donut is not empty inside, that was a hole in the middle. If I'm a donut, the hole used to be where I put my feeling and happiness, but people snatch it away from me.
Anyway, can someone put a hole in my physical body too? I kinda wanted to see people cry for me just like how people cry for Ace from One Piece.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make them clap until their parents come back.
When you tell an orphan, "I did your mom in your home," and they start crying.
Me: You f&*k up.
The class: Oh sh!&
Why did the orphan cross the road? (Not to see his mom or dad.)
Why do orphans cry alone?
They do not have a mom's lap to sit on and a shoulder to cry on.
Why did the orphan not call 911 when he saw a tower catch fire?
'Cause he did not want any kids to go through the same pain.
I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.
By the way, he was an orphan.