Hello Steve!
Greeting Jokes
How do two emo kids greet each other?
"I like ya cut, G."
Q: What did the ocean say to the other ocean?
A: Nothing, they just waved! π
Merry Christmas, my fellow hoes!
A bus full of nuns die in a car crash and end up at the pearly gates where Saint Peter greets them, "Hello sisters, welcome to heaven. Before you enter, I must ask you all a question." He asks the first nun, "Have you ever touched a penis?" Well, she said, "Just once, with the tip of my little finger." "Ok, dip it in the holy water and you can enter." He repeats the question to the second nun. Well, she says, "I might of held one once." "Ok," says St. Peter, "wash your hands in the holy water and you can enter." Just then, there's a commotion down the line. One nun is trying to push in front of another. St. Peter says, "Sister Susan, there is no rush, you will get in." "That's fine," she replies, "but if I have to gargle that stuff, I want to get in before Sister Mary sticks her arse in it."
A French Sans would greet you with the "o bone-jour".
"Namaste, 6 feet away, or I'll blow you away with this AK!"
"Hey babe!"
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Tank." "Tank who?" "You're welcome!"
Hello everyone! I just came back! How are things going?
Yo wsp?
Hi, I am back! Tell me what's happening?
*New teacher walks in* New Teacher: Hi there, class. My name is Mr. Willy. I will be your math teacher.
*Me in shock, "Willy"* Me: Willy Wonka, is that you?
If you're reading this, then your life means nothing...
Have a nice day! ππ
Hello everyone, have a great day and be positive!
Yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooou!
Hey!
Yo, Buster, I hope I am not busting your bubble.
Hi hi hi.
Wassup? (DYM 109)
