What did the emo kid say to the other?
"I like ya cut, G."
Greeting Jokes
Why can't you say hi to a drug addict?
They'll say "yea."
What does a polite mouse say?
"Cheese and thank you."
"Johnny, why wave?"
"Hi, Goo!"
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Dooris." "Dooris who?" "Door is locked, that's why I'm knocking!"
Hi how are you?
An orphan walks into a science lab. The lead scientist greets him and takes him to a DNA testing station. After some procedures, the results come back:
"UNKNOWN"
Hey Sandy.
Hola Jackie :^
What kind of tree can you High-Five?
A palm tree.
Why did the ocean wave?
It wanted to say "Hi Tide."
What did the fish say to the beach?
"Long tide, no see!"
How does an emo greet people?
“What’s down?”
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
You.
You who?
Who do you see over there???
Are you happy to see me, or is that a bomb strapped to your chest and a detonator in your hand?
Good Morning, Sleepy-Head!
What did the other wave say to the other wave?
"Nothing, they just waved!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
IBC.
IBC who?
I'll be seeing you later.
Hey Aria.
Hey Danda, :^, Alex, Dangggg, Alya Kuhl, Jessica, Samantha, and Ariana!
