How do sick Mexicans say hello?
"Ebola."
Asian conversation:
Person 1: Ni hao, how's it going?
Person 2: Konnichiwa, what's up?
Person 1: I've bing chilling.
Hoi!
Hi, I'm cool.
Hello ppls, I'm lilkitten ig.
Heyyyy sistas!
Toilet: hi You: hi what?
Sup peoples?
Hiiii!
My mom told me to go to bed, but then I grabbed a drink and went in their room to say goodnight, and they looked like Adam and Eve on steroids!
What does the cent say when it says hello? It waves.
I bought this happy birthday card for this orphan.
To: The Orphan
From: ______
Hi, hello, hello, hello.
What did Jake say to Peggy?
"CALC-U-LATOR!" Get it? Like, "Catch you later!"
What did the receptionist at the sperm bank say when you were leaving? "Thanks for coming!" ππ
Ayo wassup Nicka. AWWWW SHIET!
What did John say to little Timmy? Happy Disable day!
Me: How do cowboys say hello?
Friend: Howdy.
Me: How do deez nuts fit in your mouth?
Biden: See you later, alligator!
Alligator: In a while, pedophile.
How do paedophiles greet people?
"How are you, kid?"
