Greeting jokes
In a bowl of golden delight, I savored each bite so bright, The potato salad, oh so fine, Left me feeling oh so divine.
The diced potatoes, oh so neat, In a dressing so cool and sweet, With onions and eggs, a treat, My taste buds did dance and greet.
The mayonnaise, a creamy dream, With mustard's zesty scheme, Together they did blend so well, My senses did take a spell.
The herbs, a fragrant delight, Added flavor with their might, Parsley and dill, a perfect pair, In this salad beyond compare.
So here's to the potato salad, A culinary work of art, That left me full and satisfied, And in my heart, a special part.
What does the receptionist at a sperm bank say when you leave?
"Thanks for coming. Hope you come again soon."
Hi, I'm new here.
Hi guys, I just found this website. I got emailed by joshisboss or something. Have a great day! π
Hello there!
What do gay horses eat?
Hayyyyy!
What do you call an Asian Chihuahua?
A Konichiuahua.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You're welcome.
How do sick Mexicans say hello?
"Ebola."
Asian conversation:
Person 1: Ni hao, how's it going?
Person 2: Konnichiwa, what's up?
Person 1: I've bing chilling.
Hoi!
im njdjfnjdjdj hello
You're so ugly, you made Hello Kitty say, "Goodbye."
Hi, I'm cool.
Hello ppls, I'm lilkitten ig.
When you see someone, you say, "Go suck bananas."
Heyyyy sistas!
Toilet: hi You: hi what?
Sup peoples?
What did the O say to the O? "O hi O!" (Ohio)