I was at a My Chemical romance meet and greet that Gerard didn’t attend, I just thought....NO WAY!
why cant you say hi to a drug addict?They'll say yea
An orphan walks into a science lab. The lead scientist greets him and takes him to a DNA testing station. After some procedures the results come back
UNKNOWN
Hey Sandy
How does an emo greet people?
“What’s down”
How do two emo kids greet each other,
I like ya cuts g
A bus full of nuns die in a car crash and end up at the pearly gates where saint Peter greets them hello sisters welcome to heaven before you enter I must ask you all a question he asks the first nun have you ever touched a penis well she said just once with the tip of my little finger ok dip it in the holy water and you can enter he repeats the question to the second nun well she says I might of held one once ok says st Peter wash your hands in the holy water and you can enter just then there's a commotion down the line one nun is trying to push in front of another st Peter says sister Susan there is no rush you will get in that's fine she replys but if I have to gargle that stuff I want to get in before sister Mary sticks her arse in it.
A French sans would greet you with the o bone- jour
*New teacher walks in* New Teacher : hi there class my name is Mr. willy i will be yo math teacher *Me in shock Willy* Me : Willy Wonka is that you?!
If your reading this then your life means nothing ........
Have a nice day 🙂😊
If you say to someone, "Have a nice day!" it will make them happy. If you say, "Enjoy the next 24 hours," they'll be terrified.
"Have a nice day" and "enjoy the next 24 hours" mean the same thing but one sounds like a threat
Old woman: You are such a darling child. Please come and see me again next year.
A year later, as child walks up to the door of the old ladies house...
Oh my! Goodness sakes child! Have you grown, or have I shrank???
Child: Both
hey qwen it me
How did the cheetah greet other animals?
Cheetah: "Nice to eat you."
no one:
Taeil: "happy Christmas~"
Haechan: "its merry Christmas"
My mind was blown when I saw all the people waving at me.
-JFK
hi Eric le
hi Ethan
06/02/2020 3:19 PM Updated - Grad 2020 Commencement Groupings Updated - Grad 2020 Commencement Schedule.pdfDear Grad Parents,Please pass the attached Commencement schedule on to your graduate(s). We ask that students arrive 15 minutes prior to their scheduled time and that they do not arrive early. Staff will greet the students outside the main entrance. Students may wear cap and gowns and/or formal wear.There will be more information to follow in the coming days.Thank you.
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