Greeting jokes

What did the O say to the O? "O hi O!" (Ohio)

Hiiii!

My mom told me to go to bed, but then I grabbed a drink and went in their room to say goodnight, and they looked like Adam and Eve on steroids!

What does the cent say when it says hello? It waves.

I bought this happy birthday card for this orphan.

To: The Orphan

From: ______

Hi, son.

Hi, hello, hello, hello.

What did Jake say to Peggy?

"CALC-U-LATOR!" Get it? Like, "Catch you later!"

What did the receptionist at the sperm bank say when you were leaving? "Thanks for coming!" 😉😉

Ayo wassup Nicka. AWWWW SHIET!

What did John say to little Timmy? Happy Disable day!

Hi, bye.

Hello guys!

Me: How do cowboys say hello?

Friend: Howdy.

Me: How do deez nuts fit in your mouth?

Biden: See you later, alligator!

Alligator: In a while, pedophile.

What did the water say to the beach?

Nothing, it just waved!

Sup guys, how are you?

Knock knock. Who's there? Ivana. Ivana who? Ivana kick your a**!

Hi, my name is Moo, what is your name? Moo.

How do paedophiles greet people?

"How are you, kid?"