Hiiii!
Greeting Jokes
My mom told me to go to bed, but then I grabbed a drink and went in their room to say goodnight, and they looked like Adam and Eve on steroids!
What does the cent say when it says hello? It waves.
I bought this happy birthday card for this orphan.
To: The Orphan
From: ______
Hi, son.
Hi, hello, hello, hello.
What did Jake say to Peggy?
"CALC-U-LATOR!" Get it? Like, "Catch you later!"
What did the receptionist at the sperm bank say when you were leaving? "Thanks for coming!" 😉😉
Ayo wassup Nicka. AWWWW SHIET!
What did John say to little Timmy? Happy Disable day!
Hi, bye.
Hello guys!
Me: How do cowboys say hello?
Friend: Howdy.
Me: How do deez nuts fit in your mouth?
Biden: See you later, alligator!
Alligator: In a while, pedophile.
What did the water say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved!
Sup guys, how are you?
Knock knock. Who's there? Ivana. Ivana who? Ivana kick your a**!
Hi, my name is Moo, what is your name? Moo.
How do paedophiles greet people?
"How are you, kid?"
I was at a My Chemical Romance meet and greet that Gerard didn’t attend, I just thought... “NO WAY!”
