Biden: See you later, alligator!
Alligator: In a while, pedophile.
Sup guys, how are you?
How do paedophiles greet people?
"How are you, kid?"
I was at a My Chemical Romance meet and greet that Gerard didn’t attend, I just thought... “NO WAY!”
Why can't you say hi to a drug addict?
They'll say "yea."
What does a polite mouse say?
"Cheese and thank you."
"Johnny, why wave?"
"Hi, Goo!"
An orphan walks into a science lab. The lead scientist greets him and takes him to a DNA testing station. After some procedures, the results come back:
"UNKNOWN"
Hey Sandy.
What kind of tree can you High-Five?
A palm tree.
How does an emo greet people?
“What’s down?”
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
You.
You who?
Who do you see over there???
Are you happy to see me, or is that a bomb strapped to your chest and a detonator in your hand?
What did the other wave say to the other wave?
"Nothing, they just waved!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
IBC.
IBC who?
I'll be seeing you later.
Hey Aria.
Hey Danda, :^, Alex, Dangggg, Alya Kuhl, Jessica, Samantha, and Ariana!
How do two emo kids greet each other?
"I like ya cut, G."
Merry Christmas, my fellow hoes!
A bus full of nuns die in a car crash and end up at the pearly gates where Saint Peter greets them, "Hello sisters, welcome to heaven. Before you enter, I must ask you all a question." He asks the first nun, "Have you ever touched a penis?" Well, she said, "Just once, with the tip of my little finger." "Ok, dip it in the holy water and you can enter." He repeats the question to the second nun. Well, she says, "I might of held one once." "Ok," says St. Peter, "wash your hands in the holy water and you can enter." Just then, there's a commotion down the line. One nun is trying to push in front of another. St. Peter says, "Sister Susan, there is no rush, you will get in." "That's fine," she replies, "but if I have to gargle that stuff, I want to get in before Sister Mary sticks her arse in it."
