Greeting jokes
1. What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho cheese.
2. Knock, knock. Who's there? Ash. Ash who? Achoo!
3. How does the ocean say hello? He waves.
4. Why can't Elsa have a balloon? Because she will let it go.
5. What do you call your enemy? You don't call it at all.
To anyone who wants to be my friend:
Hello.
Does anyone wanna be my friend? Please if ya' do reply to my: "Hello." In the chat. Tysm. Have a greaat day!
Alex <3
Hey guys, I haven't been on in like freaking forever! Sorry. Anyways, I love you, Emerald! :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD I hope you're on!
Love you all. Hope you all have a nice day, Best regards, Koko, <3
lol hi
Good Morning Everyone, have a good and positive day!
What did the priest say to the Muslim? Wazza!
Hey woah man, and Alya how are you guys? Oh and hbu jk master? How is life right now? Is it hard? You wanna talk?
If you want to see what I look like, then pics will be coming soon!
But freshfry, how are you!
Oh, and this is Cassie, aka princess shortie!
What did the big rose say to the little rose?
"Hi, bud!"
Why did the big rose say to the little rose?
"Hi, bud."
Son: Hi.
Dad: Yo.
To all the children on this website, hello!!!!! Hey!!!! How is life treating you?
(BTW I'm a kid, too. I'm Hayley, and I'm turning 13. My B-day is 10/08/2008.)
Yooo, D.K. here!
Hey D.K., how are you? :)
Love you!
Hey Gwen.
Old woman: You are such a darling child. Please come and see me again next year.
A year later, as child walks up to the door of the old lady's house...
Old woman: Oh my! Goodness sakes, child! Have you grown, or have I shrank???
Child: Both.
I got introduced to a dwarf at a nudist colony the other day.
When we shook, the pleasure was all mine.
Hi Prince.
Hey Gwen, let's chat from 1:00 p.m. to 2:00! Love, Prince 🌹
Good morning, Gwen, how are you?