Greeting jokes
lol hi
Good Morning Everyone, have a good and positive day!
What did the priest say to the Muslim? Wazza!
Hey woah man, and Alya how are you guys? Oh and hbu jk master? How is life right now? Is it hard? You wanna talk?
If you want to see what I look like, then pics will be coming soon!
But freshfry, how are you!
Oh, and this is Cassie, aka princess shortie!
What did the big rose say to the little rose?
"Hi, bud!"
Why did the big rose say to the little rose?
"Hi, bud."
Son: Hi.
Dad: Yo.
To all the children on this website, hello!!!!! Hey!!!! How is life treating you?
(BTW I'm a kid, too. I'm Hayley, and I'm turning 13. My B-day is 10/08/2008.)
Yooo, D.K. here!
Hey D.K., how are you? :)
Love you!
Hey Gwen.
Old woman: You are such a darling child. Please come and see me again next year.
A year later, as child walks up to the door of the old lady's house...
Old woman: Oh my! Goodness sakes, child! Have you grown, or have I shrank???
Child: Both.
I got introduced to a dwarf at a nudist colony the other day.
When we shook, the pleasure was all mine.
Hi Prince.
Hey Gwen, let's chat from 1:00 p.m. to 2:00! Love, Prince 🌹
Good morning, Gwen, how are you?
Hi meccool.
It's quite ironic that people tell you "Happy Birthday," then they want to give you a spanking.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Cold.
Cold who?
"It is cold out here!"