Greeting jokes

Hi hi hi.

Wassup? (DYM 109)

Once my friend saw my wrist, slapped it and said "I like ya cuts, G!"

If you say to someone, "Have a nice day!" it will make them happy. If you say, "Enjoy the next 24 hours," they'll be terrified.

What do you do when you see a wiener dog?

I like you wiener.

Hi guys!

"Bunny was so hopping to see you this week."

Hello, everyone, how is your day today?

I just want to say good morning to Gwen and everyone on this site. Have a nice day.

What if it's okay if someone can see my blue jokes, hello, bully, love, crazy, and Ariana jokes? Thanks!

Hi izz.

"Have a nice day" and "enjoy the next 24 hours" mean the same thing, but one sounds like a threat.

Good Morning! Have a Great Day!

#Ijustwokeup

I’m back, bitches!

I'm back, bitches!

Hey, Alya.

Prince, I love you very much! Happy anniversary! Love you! ❤️❤️😘

Good Morning Everyone! Have a good day!

Hi, I'm Nate. How are you guys doing?

1. What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho cheese.

2. Knock, knock. Who's there? Ash. Ash who? Achoo!

3. How does the ocean say hello? He waves.

4. Why can't Elsa have a balloon? Because she will let it go.

5. What do you call your enemy? You don't call it at all.

To anyone who wants to be my friend:

Hello.

Does anyone wanna be my friend? Please if ya' do reply to my: "Hello." In the chat. Tysm. Have a greaat day!

Alex <3