Great jokes
Can we stop talking about 9/11? I lost my dad in it.
He was a great pilot.
If I make a great joke, I will pay for it.
This gay guy was so happy with his new boyfriend that he took him to his favorite gay bar.
An hour or so goes by, then the new flame says, "I just LOVE this place, everyone is so nice, food is great, but what's up with the monkey way down there?"
His friend says "OK, watch this." He goes up behind the chimp and smacked him in back of its head. The monkey jumped off the stool, pulls down his zipper, and gives him head. When finished, the chimp took a napkin, cleaned himself, pulled up his zipper, then jumped back to his chair.
He walked back to his new gay friend and said, "What do you think of that?"
"MAN, I seen some amazing things, but never like that!" His squeeze said, "Wanna give it a try?"
"I sure do, JUST DON'T hit me as hard as you hit that monkey."
When China built the Great Wall, the Mongols invaded them and founded the Yuan dynasty. With Trump building his wall, will the Mexicans invade the US and found the Juan dynasty?
Sex is like pizza.
When it’s hot, it’s great.
When it’s cold, it’s still pretty good.
Lol making jokes about cancer makes me feel better as a person that had cancer, it’s great!
With great depression comes great antidepressants.
Bro, stop. You guys are saying the same jokes over and over. If you're gonna tell a 9/11 joke, just go laugh about the Great Thumps.
Someone who spends three days in Jara Hotel is as calm as an empty apartment. But I think it hurts. The room is not good. The bathroom is very safe. It might be fun for hours, but it's still good. The bathroom is a child's room, so it is impossible to convert it into a child's room.
The booth I bought was great and perfect for the Weimar location. I really like this breakfast, it doesn't seem too rich or complicated. To be clear, but the first day is different kind of bread I give at a small but beautiful point.
I was also overprotected, this is true, as I had seen other visitors on the day of arrival. Service wars are always big. Greetings from RL-Pfalz. Small hotels are difficult.
Why was the entire population emo in the 1920s?
Because it was the Great Depression.
What does a skeleton call their great-grandparents?
A fossil.
The only thing longer than the Great Wall of China is your hairline.
What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?
One’s a Good Year, the other’s a great year.
What do you call a magic car that I can do to help me out for you and I will be doing a great day?
My grief counselor died today. He did such a great job. I don't even care.
People were deciding how to punish a terrible criminal, and one man came up with a great idea.
He sat him in a movie theater with no food at all and made him watch a 12 hour documentary about the country Hungary.
Why would you make jokes about birth control?
It's a great labour-saving invention.
My grandad killed Hitler. He was such a great man!
My friend got a sorry excuse for a new hair style, she says "How do you like my new hair style?"
Me: I think it's a great idea, when are you getting one?
There's nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.
What caused the Great Depression? A lack of comedians.