Why is Newton not allowed to visit local farms?
The owners know that forces come in pears.
What falls to the ground first if an apple and an emo kid fall from a tree?
The apple because the rope caught the emo kid.
Yo mama so fat, she went to the moon without leaving Earth.
What did the fat guy say when he fell off the ladder? "Catch me!"
Why did AlexDaEgg fall down the stairs? Because he is fat.
An emo girl jumped out of a tree at the same time a feather fell to the ground... What hit the ground first?
The feather, the girl was stopped by a rope.
What will fall faster, an emo or an apple?
An apple, because the emo would get caught on the rope.
Who can jump the highest?
Emos, some of them are still falling.
The first ever picture of a black hole got released. It sucks.
Fun fact: Most of the black holes in the universe are found in Africa!
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper out of a tree, you know what will hit the floor first? The paper, because the rope will stop the emo.