Gratitude

Gratitude jokes

Breakfast

    • If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple 'thank you' is all I need.

    Not all this 'How did you get in my house?' business.

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    • Act

    • Thank you, anonymous user, for helping me with math a few months ago.

    Now I got a 31 on the ACT.

    Gwen

    • Hey, y'all, I just wanna say thanks to Gwen on here. She writes jokes, and she got me through a lot xx.

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    • Death Penalty

    • I am crying tears of joy rn. I was wrongfully sentenced to death. They took me to prison to wait for my execution, but when I got there, they said that I was free. I asked them why and they told me that a man named Penaldo had taken my death penalty for me. Thank you, Penaldo!

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    • Moment

    • Quote for the day.

    I looked this quote up, but it really is a good thing, just for starters.

    "Sometimes you will never know the VALUE of a moment until it becomes a MEMORY."

    Also, loving is so much more to give instead! Always remember to love!!! Best-Gwen :)

    Gwen

    • Gwen, are you dead????? If not, I am Alya. Thanks for always standing up for me!!!!!!!!!!!

    Sister

    • To Gwen and Freshfry: Hi Gwen and Freshfry, you have been so amazing to me and now to my sister. You are the people who I look up to. People are mean to us because I am adopted. Thank you for all of your support!

    Wheelchair

    • Kids are so ungrateful sometimes. I bought a wheelchair for my son. Did he say thank you? Nope! That mtf just sat in his wheelchair the whole time crying the whole day. 😐

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    • Pistol

    • I tell a man, "Get me a Glock 19." He comes back with a glove. I was about to shout at him, but then I saw a pistol in his pocket, so I left and thanked him.

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