After a long day of work, Kanye West goes to his Kanye Nest to take his Kanye Rest. He wakes up feeling his Kanye Best. Then he’ll get Kanye Dressed on his Kanye Vest to go on a Kanye Quest. He goes to church and becomes Kanye Blessed, then to a hotel room to be a Kanye Guest.
I was blessed with a 9 inch penis the priest is in jail now.
Why can't an orphan get married. It doesn't have its parents blessing.
do you know why orphans cant get married. because they will never get there parents blessing
These jokes cheered me up from suicide. This is amazing material. God bless all of you.
What is the difference between giving money to a prostitute and giving money to a church? A prostitute won't tell you that it is more blessed to give than it is to receive.
My grandfather never threw anything away, bless him. He died in the war holding on to a hand grenade.
god is good god is great
How do you know you are blessed by God?
You don’t laugh at, make light of, or enjoy the evils and suffering people are inflicting on themselves and upon each other
I was blessed with a 9inch dick. Fair to say that priest is in jail now
A father is listening to his daughter say her prayers before bed. The daughter says "God bless Mummy and God Bless Daddy and God bless Grandma and good bye Grandad." The father says, "Good bye Grandad? Why is that?" The daughter says, "Just because I felt like it." The next day, Grandad drops dead. The father can't believe the coincidence, but decided not to question it. That night, he listens to the daughter's prayers again. She says, "God bless Mummy and God bless Daddy and goodbye Grandma." The father is shocked again and asks his daughter why, but she says again, "Just because I felt like it." The next day, the Grandma drops dead and now the Father is getting worried but doesn't know what to do, so he tries to forget about it. That night, he listens to his daughter again and she says, "God bless Mummy and goodbye Daddy." The father is now terrified and goes to work the next day sweating, cancels all of his meetings, and hides in his office for the whole day. He doesn't go home and stays there until midnight. He's very surprised. 'I've cheated death!' he thinks to himself, then rushes home. His wife asks, "Where have you been?!" and the husband says, "Oh don't ask me any questions, today's been miserable." The wife replies, "Your days been miserable? Well, listen to my day! Firstly, the milk man drops dead on the porch..."
Wayne Couzens the police officer who killed Sarah Everard , has been complaining about receiving a whole life Tariff for her murder ...
I think he should count his blessings , he could of had it worse ...
He could of married her !
me:knock knock another person(op) op:who's there me:hatch op:hatch who me:bless you =) op:but i didn't sneeze me:you just don't get a joke do you
Knock Knock Whos there? Ach Ach who Bless you
A person had a child named bl another named es and one named s the next was named you , they were a very unholy family. There children were shamed upon because their names spell out bless you
Me: knock, knock,
Other person: who’s there?
Me: Atch
Other person: Atch who
Me: Bless you
know knock whos there a a who bless you
Knock, knock. -- "Who's there?" -- "Ash." -- "Ash who?" -- "Bless you."
God bless the shooting that happed
What do you call an unemployed Rastafarian? Jah Bless.
