Good Will jokes

I know you came here to feel good about yourself...

What's the difference between an egg and a good wank?

You can beat an egg.

My grief counselor died the other day.

He was so good at his job, I don't even care.

And there's the referee taking down Ronaldo's number.

Not really the time or the place, but it's good to see that we've kept homophobia out of football.

What is a good night for you?

Yo mama is so stupid, she thought keeping you was a good idea!

Why was the rapper so good at math?

Because he knew how to count his bars!

Bro, is your hairline and your forehead good friends because they go way back?

I’m really good at algebra. I can replace your X without even asking Y.

What do you call it when Panera Bread goes to space?

Good question.

I rate the atmosphere of Israel a 10/7; real good stuff there, looks like an actual movie!

Why are Asians good at math?

Because the dog can’t eat their homework.

I was in a wheelchair for a few weeks last month.

I went through a super traumatic experience, and I *wheely* hope I made a good *roll* model!

Do you play COC?

Because it’s a pretty good game.

I thought a waitress said to me, "You're good looking." In fact, she was asking if I'd like some pudding.

Your momma's so fat that she's used goods, like the Russian tanks.

Roses are red, I like weed,

If you say yes then I'll do a "good deed."

"I only eat food on the right of my plate."

"Are you good at eating?"

"I'm alright at eating."

Idiot 1: Why are cows good in math?

Idiot 2: I don't know why.

Idiot 1: Because they have built-in cowculators!

Why aren't dogs good at dancing? Cuz they have 2 left feet!