Yo mama is so stupid, she thought keeping you was a good idea!
Good Will Jokes
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he knew how to count his bars!
Bro, is your hairline and your forehead good friends because they go way back?
I’m really good at algebra. I can replace your X without even asking Y.
What do you call it when Panera Bread goes to space?
Good question.
Two guys in a car get pulled over by a cop. The cop taps the window, and the window rolls down. "Good evening, gentlemen, we're looking for two pedophiles."
The guy quickly closes the window. Ten seconds later, he lowers it again and says, "Ok, we'll do it."
I rate the atmosphere of Israel a 10/7; real good stuff there, looks like an actual movie!
Why are Asians good at math?
Because the dog can’t eat their homework.
I was in a wheelchair for a few weeks last month.
I went through a super traumatic experience, and I *wheely* hope I made a good *roll* model!
Do you play COC?
Because it’s a pretty good game.
I thought a waitress said to me, "You're good looking." In fact, she was asking if I'd like some pudding.
Your momma's so fat that she's used goods, like the Russian tanks.
Roses are red, I like weed,
If you say yes then I'll do a "good deed."
"I only eat food on the right of my plate."
"Are you good at eating?"
"I'm alright at eating."
Idiot 1: Why are cows good in math?
Idiot 2: I don't know why.
Idiot 1: Because they have built-in cowculators!
Why aren't dogs good at dancing? Cuz they have 2 left feet!
I did a good walk, and I did a good job of it.
For a golfer, Tiger Woods isn't very good of a driver.
Why don't rappers ever play hide-and-seek?
Because good luck hiding when your name's always dropping!
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a good body these days?
I think Jeffrey Dahmer had the right idea, just put it in the freezer.
