Good Will jokes
Me: I need a good roast.
My friend: Take me!
Good Morning, Sleepy-Head!
Hope everyone is having a good day! ❤️
I asked a man if I was the fastest gun in the west. He said my 17 wasn't good enough. After that, a lot of lead went into his head.
Every good joke has its delivery, except abortion jokes, because they have none.
Memes
Yo what quacking lacking? Looking for a ducking good time? I've got some one lines and knee slappers that ought to fix the bill. What happens flied upside down? It quacks up.
God, you’re having a good day?
Me: Yes, beats burning in hell.
Why are Americans so good at solving Rubik's Cubes?
Because they're good at separating colors.
Columbine High basketball team will never be good again after they lost their two best shooters.
Boss: How good are you at PowerPoint?
Me: I Excel at it.
Boss: Was that a Microsoft pun?
Me: Word.
I masturbated by accident. I read the wrong thing And tested its factuality.
Well, it's been some good years now, haven't they? Being your own partner has never felt so together.
One day a teacher says: "What does a pig give us?"
A student says: "Bacon!"
The teacher says: "Good! Now, what does a chicken give us?"
A student says: "Eggs!"
The teacher says: "Good! Now, what does a fat cow give us?"
A student says: "Homework!"
The whole class laughs.
An emo kid and a silent kid would be a good acquaintance because the emo would wish to die, and the silent kid would be the nice guy and grant that wish.
My grief counselor died. He was so good, I don't even care!
Q: How can you tell if a Western is gay?
A: All the good guys are hung.
What's the difference between an egg and a good wank?
You can beat an egg.
My grief counselor died the other day.
He was so good at his job, I don't even care.
And there's the referee taking down Ronaldo's number.
Not really the time or the place, but it's good to see that we've kept homophobia out of football.
Hi Alex, you will probably not see this till the morning, but I just wanted to say I have had fun since you were here. Also, thank you so much for protecting me and being there for me. And yeah, have a good day!
What is a good night for you?