Good Will jokes

My favorite animal is a cheetah, so I hope the jokes are good.

Me: I know a good 9/11 joke, but it would probably go over your head.

The Twin Towers: No, it won’t.

"Love is a good thing, never be embarrassed by it."

I tried to organize a professional Hide-and-Seek tournament, but it was a complete failure. Good players are hard to find.

My grief counselor died. He was so good, I don't even care!

What do you call a deer with good eyes?

Good ideas.

I'm such a good babysitter because the last person I babysat was so flat.

Good Lord, any tips on how to kidnap children? I say, "Free candy," and they run.

Girls are like bacteria. The toxic ones are everywhere, and you have to take special care of the good ones.

Q: How can you tell if a Western is gay?

A: All the good guys are hung.

I know you came here to feel good about yourself...

I asked a man if I was the fastest gun in the west. He said my 17 wasn't good enough. After that, a lot of lead went into his head.

Me: I need a good roast.

My friend: Take me!

Good Morning, Sleepy-Head!

Yo what quacking lacking? Looking for a ducking good time? I've got some one lines and knee slappers that ought to fix the bill. What happens flied upside down? It quacks up.

Every good joke has its delivery, except abortion jokes, because they have none.

Q: Why is it good being an orphan?

A: Because the family sized bag is all there's.

What makes Mrs. Grape 🍇 a good mother?

Raisin' her kids!

Helen Keller is so Helen Keller-y that nobody will be as good as Helen Keller.

Why is being alive so expensive? I'm not even having a good time.