Good Will jokes

Cancer

A player in Baldi's Basics says, "Why are you bald?"

Baldi responds, "Well, I have cancer."

The player says, "Oh, good for you!"

Night

I had a good night, and I love it when you get a good walk and you get to.

Website

I have a really good joke.

Do you want to hear it?

Oh wait, this is a bad joke website.

Cheese grater

Last week was my blind friend's birthday. I thought I would give him something really good that he may need.

As I walk into his house and give him a cheese grater for a birthday present, he sets it next to him. As weeks pass, he comes up to me. He said, "That present that you gave me for my birthday was the most intense book I have ever read!"

Chicken

Why'd the chicken cross the road?

That doesn't matter, we need to get the best joker to go back to posting here, he was funny but now people say they are him and ruin his good name, he was the top of the charts for over a year, so screw all these chumps! Bring back THE REAL SPECIAL!!!

Also, the chicken dies in the end, ha ha, funny, whatever.

Memes

Fruit

Fruit is like ex-wives.

They both look really good hanging from a tree.

Hunter

Two guys were on a hunting trip, and after the first day of hunting, they didn’t see anything, so they decided the next day they would split up and meet back at the fire at dinner time.

After a day of hunting, they meet back at the fire, and one hunter asked the other, “How did your day go?”

The one hunter said, “I had the best day ever! I went down the hill and hunted by the train tracks and saw the hottest chick ever. We had sex for hours in every position you could think of.”

Then the other hunter asked him, “Was she a good lookin’ blond?” And he said, “Oh, I don’t know, I didn’t find her head.”

Hollywood

Why [doesn't] Hollywood make a good movie about holocausts?

Because it's so hard to skin Jewish characters.

Towel

Daddy, good morning, please, I want too, but Davido's second-hand towel is 2.5 million.

Plane

I thought opening a door for a lady was good manners, but she just screamed and flew out of the plane.

Balance

My job is so amazing.

Today a man asked me to check his balance, so I pushed him over. His balance isn't good.

Wife

When God had to take a shit from making a good wife, you pasted between his ass cheeks...

Moment

That awkward moment when you thought the guy was a pretty good magician, and only then realize he simply suffers from leprosy.

Spanish

How do you say “Yes, you look good” in Spanish?

– Sí...

See deez nuts!

Pilot

Anybody remember 9/11? Cause I sure do, and oh boy was my father a good pilot!💥

KFC

What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?

One’s finger-licking good and the other is just a fast food restaurant.

Life

Yo life got no meaning, just like your dad when he left. Like if it's a good one.