Why'd the chicken cross the road?
That doesn't matter, we need to get the best joker to go back to posting here, he was funny but now people say they are him and ruin his good name, he was the top of the charts for over a year, so screw all these chumps! Bring back THE REAL SPECIAL!!!
Also, the chicken dies in the end, ha ha, funny, whatever.
Fruit is like ex-wives.
They both look really good hanging from a tree.
Two guys were on a hunting trip, and after the first day of hunting, they didn’t see anything, so they decided the next day they would split up and meet back at the fire at dinner time.
After a day of hunting, they meet back at the fire, and one hunter asked the other, “How did your day go?”
The one hunter said, “I had the best day ever! I went down the hill and hunted by the train tracks and saw the hottest chick ever. We had sex for hours in every position you could think of.”
Then the other hunter asked him, “Was she a good lookin’ blond?” And he said, “Oh, I don’t know, I didn’t find her head.”
Why [doesn't] Hollywood make a good movie about holocausts?
Because it's so hard to skin Jewish characters.
It's not easy to make good pedophilia jokes, because it's a very touchy subject.
Daddy, good morning, please, I want too, but Davido's second-hand towel is 2.5 million.
I thought opening a door for a lady was good manners, but she just screamed and flew out of the plane.
Q. What’s the only good thing about child molesters?
A. They drive slow through school zones.
My job is so amazing.
Today a man asked me to check his balance, so I pushed him over. His balance isn't good.
When God had to take a shit from making a good wife, you pasted between his ass cheeks...
That awkward moment when you thought the guy was a pretty good magician, and only then realize he simply suffers from leprosy.
There are "nun" good jokes.
How do you say “Yes, you look good” in Spanish?
– Sí...
See deez nuts!
Anybody remember 9/11? Cause I sure do, and oh boy was my father a good pilot!💥
What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?
One’s finger-licking good and the other is just a fast food restaurant.
Yo life got no meaning, just like your dad when he left. Like if it's a good one.
I saw your mom at work the other night. She was talking about how good she was doing.
Hands down, best $20 blowjob ever.
I know a good airplane joke, but it will probably go over your head.
Twin Towers: "No, it won't."
What's the good thing about child perverts?
They drive slow in a school zone.
Good Morning, Everyone! Have an amazing day!
