Good Will jokes

Why is being alive so expensive? I'm not even having a good time.

Helen Keller is so Helen Keller-y that nobody will be as good as Helen Keller.

What makes Mrs. Grape 🍇 a good mother?

Raisin' her kids!

Q: Why is it good being an orphan?

A: Because the family sized bag is all there's.

Like this,

it will give you good luck. See for yourself!

What do you call a deer with good eyes?

Good ideas.

I'm such a good babysitter because the last person I babysat was so flat.

I tried to organize a professional Hide-and-Seek tournament, but it was a complete failure. Good players are hard to find.

My grief counselor died. He was so good, I don't even care!

My favorite animal is a cheetah, so I hope the jokes are good.

An emo kid and a silent kid would be a good acquaintance because the emo would wish to die, and the silent kid would be the nice guy and grant that wish.

Good Lord, any tips on how to kidnap children? I say, "Free candy," and they run.

"Love is a good thing, never be embarrassed by it."

These jokes have a good build up, but in the end, they all come crashing down.

You have to be a good mom to be a MILF.

How do you call a very good lemonade?

Fantatastic!

Me: I know a good 9/11 joke, but it would probably go over your head.

The Twin Towers: No, it won’t.

Hi Alex, you will probably not see this till the morning, but I just wanted to say I have had fun since you were here. Also, thank you so much for protecting me and being there for me. And yeah, have a good day!

Hope everyone is having a good day! ❤️

Q: How can you tell if a Western is gay?

A: All the good guys are hung.