Good Will jokes
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought keeping you was a good idea!
I thought a waitress said to me, "You're good looking." In fact, she was asking if I'd like some pudding.
"Love is a good thing, never be embarrassed by it."
These jokes have a good build up, but in the end, they all come crashing down.
I tried to organize a professional Hide-and-Seek tournament, but it was a complete failure. Good players are hard to find.
Memes
Good Lord, any tips on how to kidnap children? I say, "Free candy," and they run.
How do you call a very good lemonade?
Fantatastic!
Like this,
it will give you good luck. See for yourself!
My favorite animal is a cheetah, so I hope the jokes are good.
You have to be a good mom to be a MILF.
I'm such a good babysitter because the last person I babysat was so flat.
What do you call a deer with good eyes?
Good ideas.
Organise my brother's bucks party and got confused when he asked for a hot 22 year old for I brought him 20 two yr Olds....
Good thing my brother's a little bit different.
Me: I know a good 9/11 joke, but it would probably go over your head.
The Twin Towers: No, it won’t.
Girls are like bacteria. The toxic ones are everywhere, and you have to take special care of the good ones.
I know you came here to feel good about yourself...
Q: Why is it good being an orphan?
A: Because the family sized bag is all there's.
What makes Mrs. Grape 🍇 a good mother?
Raisin' her kids!
Why is being alive so expensive? I'm not even having a good time.
Helen Keller is so Helen Keller-y that nobody will be as good as Helen Keller.