Good Will jokes
What do you call it when Panera Bread goes to space?
Good question.
Why don't rappers ever play hide-and-seek?
Because good luck hiding when your name's always dropping!
For a golfer, Tiger Woods isn't very good of a driver.
I’m really good at algebra. I can replace your X without even asking Y.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he knew how to count his bars!
Memes
Columbine High basketball team will never be good again after they lost their two best shooters.
Boss: How good are you at PowerPoint?
Me: I Excel at it.
Boss: Was that a Microsoft pun?
Me: Word.
God, you’re having a good day?
Me: Yes, beats burning in hell.
Why are Americans so good at solving Rubik's Cubes?
Because they're good at separating colors.
One day a teacher says: "What does a pig give us?"
A student says: "Bacon!"
The teacher says: "Good! Now, what does a chicken give us?"
A student says: "Eggs!"
The teacher says: "Good! Now, what does a fat cow give us?"
A student says: "Homework!"
The whole class laughs.
An emo kid and a silent kid would be a good acquaintance because the emo would wish to die, and the silent kid would be the nice guy and grant that wish.
I masturbated by accident. I read the wrong thing And tested its factuality.
Well, it's been some good years now, haven't they? Being your own partner has never felt so together.
Hope everyone is having a good day! ❤️
My grief counselor died the other day.
He was so good at his job, I don't even care.
What's the difference between an egg and a good wank?
You can beat an egg.
Hi Alex, you will probably not see this till the morning, but I just wanted to say I have had fun since you were here. Also, thank you so much for protecting me and being there for me. And yeah, have a good day!
These jokes have a good build up, but in the end, they all come crashing down.
You have to be a good mom to be a MILF.
How do you call a very good lemonade?
Fantatastic!
Like this,
it will give you good luck. See for yourself!