Good Will jokes

I did a good walk, and I did a good job of it.

Roses are red, I like weed,

If you say yes then I'll do a "good deed."

Idiot 1: Why are cows good in math?

Idiot 2: I don't know why.

Idiot 1: Because they have built-in cowculators!

"I only eat food on the right of my plate."

"Are you good at eating?"

"I'm alright at eating."

Why aren't dogs good at dancing? Cuz they have 2 left feet!

I was in a wheelchair for a few weeks last month.

I went through a super traumatic experience, and I *wheely* hope I made a good *roll* model!

Do you play COC?

Because it’s a pretty good game.

Your momma's so fat that she's used goods, like the Russian tanks.

Why are orphans good at dodge ball?

Because no one misses them.

The teacher made us present a slideshow to introduce ourselves.

Mine is bright and colorful with music. It was so good that a kid started dancing!

Why are Asians good at math?

Because the dog can’t eat their homework.

Why [does] a tranny say "Have a good day" to a Jew?

He [is a] goy.

Why don't rappers ever play hide-and-seek?

Because good luck hiding when your name's always dropping!

Why was the rapper so good at math?

Because he knew how to count his bars!

What do you call it when Panera Bread goes to space?

Good question.

For a golfer, Tiger Woods isn't very good of a driver.

I’m really good at algebra. I can replace your X without even asking Y.

Me: *gives her 5 dollars* Climb that flag pole. Cute female: *takes the money and goes up the flag pole* Is this good? Me: Hell yeah, that's a nice view.

*Next day* Here's 10 dollars if you do it again. *She goes up there* Me: How's the view? *She goes home and her mom sees the money* Her mom: Where you getting this money? Her daughter: I climbed a flagpole. Her mom: You know he just wants you to see your panties, right? *She goes back and does it again but doesn't wear panties* Me: Holy shit ;-; Her mom: Did you do it again? Her daughter: Don't worry, Mom, he didn't get to see my panties. Her mom:...

So, a husband and a wife have three kids. The husband is on his death bed, and he looks up at his wife and says, "Honey, is our youngest son truly and honestly mine?" She says in response, "I swear on everything that is good and holy, our youngest son is yours." He dies peacefully.

Then she says under her breath, "I'm glad he didn't ask about the first two."

There were three Indians that got kicked out of the tribe.

One said, "Me find food," and he came back with a decent size rabbit. The other two asked him what happened. He said, "Me see rabbit, me shoot rabbit, and rabbit fall down dead."

The 2nd Indian, "Me find food." He came back with a good sized deer. The other two asked him what happened. He said, "Me see deer, me shoot deer, deer fall down dead."

The third Indian said, "Me find food." He came back crawling, missing a leg and an arm, and he was all cut up. The others asked what happened. He said, "Me see train, me shoot train, train no stop!"