I don't struggle with depression. Like at this point I got it down. I'm good at depression.
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why was kobe a good father?
He took his daughter with him
Teacher: What does the pig give us? Student: Bacon.
Teacher: Very good. How about the chicken? Student: Meat.
Teacher: Good, now what would a fat cow give you? Student: Homework.
you failed hellen kellers speech class? its okay shes not a very good speaker.
What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana?
Tiger Woods had a good driver.
god is good god is great
Why are Chinese so good at jay-walking? Cause they can't tell the difference between green and red light with their tiny eyes.
one night a father heard his daugter saying good night good night mom god night dad good night mamah good by papa the next day her papa died he heard her saying them a month later good night mom god night dad good by mamah the next day her mamah died well her dad was scared for his life he knew he was next well his daugter said them again good night mom good by dad the next day the mail man droped dead on their porch.
Global warming will kill every single person on this planet, It's a good thing I'm married...
Bully: her little Timmy you look like a ugly rat. Timmy: well at least I'm a good chef and I'm in a movie unlike you. Bully: dies from embarrassment 😱
That awkward moment when you thought the guy was a pretty good magician, and only then realize he simply suffers from leprosy.
What does the beaten women do when she comes home from the hospital? dishes if she knows whats good for her health
I know the voices in my head aren't real, but man, do they have some good ideas.
I finally stopped drinking for good.
Now I purely drink for evil.
The one good thing about an orphan is that they don't get roasted with a yo-mama joke.
When God had to take a shit from making a good wife. You pasted between his ass cheeks...
I was going on a date when I decided to put on Penaldo’s PR7 cologne to smell good. As I put on the cologne, my skin started to turn invisible!
I then realized the cologne had made me turn into a ghost 👻. Shame on you, Penaldo, for ruining my date 😡!
It’s really hard to maintain a good body lately, unless you put it in a freezer.
Whats the only good thing about being an orphan? All snacks are family sized!
