New Go Jokes - Page 35 - Worst Jokes Ever

Never mind if I told you, it would go straight through your head.

"Beast Boy Four"

I was going to give my wife chocolates, but my fat friends ate them.

Wife: "You don't even have friends!"

A priest sees a man about to commit suicide. The man says, "I have nothing to live for here. I will die, go to Heaven, and get 72 virgins." Then the priest says, "No need for this. I will take you to the local elementary school."

Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?

They can go through 100 floors in 7 seconds.

I have a friend whose birthday is on September 11th.

They're going to have an explosive party that will definitely blow you away!

It's gonna be the bomb, and a blast, too!

Wanna suck my dick?

No? Well then I'm gonna go hang.

"Can we do 69?"

"How about 9/11 because we're going to crash tonight?"

Why can't Oregon go to the doctor?

Because they need parents' signature.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Twins.

Twins who?

Twins go boom boom today on 9/11.

Man: How do you prepare your chicken?

Waiter: Nothing special, we just tell them they’re going to die.

Why can’t orphans go to the hospital? The front desk always asks, “Where are your parents?”

Why can’t an orphan go to a youth church? Because they need a parent to pick them up.

Hello people. I've seen your jokes are as immature as hell. Keep going with those jokes, people. We might earn the funniest jokes on this website.

I see a kid crying in the park, right? So I go up to him and say, "Hey, where are your parents?" and he says, "Well, my dad left to get the milk and never came back, and my mother died in a plane crash in the Bermuda Triangle."

Spend all night in a dark humor webpage.

Go to an orphanage today and read it to them.

And I'm sure if you go to a school for disabled children, they should understand it.

What do you call a kid in a wheelchair going through a fire? Ghost Rider.

What do people ask on a Friday night?

"Hey, wanna go to the Barb?"

The cold winter night, there was a cabin in the woods. The cabin housed 3 men. The men were gay but they did not know.

Fili: "Fili." Kili: "And Kili." Fili and Kili: "At your service." Kili: "You must be Mr. Baggins." Bilbo: "No! You can’t come in, you’ve come to the wrong house." Kili: "What?! Has it been canceled?" Fili: "No one told us." Bilbo: "Can...! No, nothing’s been canceled." Kili: "That’s a relief." Fili: "Careful with these, I just had them sharpened." Kili: "It’s nice, this place. Did you do it yourself?" Bilbo: "Uh...no, it’s been in the family for years. That’s my mother’s glory box, can you please not do that?" Dwalin: "Fili, Kili, come on, give us a hand." Kili: "Mr. Dwalin." Balin: "Let’s shove this in the hole, or otherwise we’ll never get everyone in." Bilbo: "Ev...everyone?! How many more are there? Oh, no! No, no. There’s nobody home! Go away, and bother somebody else! There’s far too many dwarves in my dining room as it is. If...if this is some blockhead’s idea of a joke, I can only say, it is in very poor taste!" One of the Dwarves: "Get off, you big lump!"

Then the men only had one seat they had in the cabin. It was a bar seat. they were able to flip it upside down and fit all of them on it.

I’m going back to the house to get some stuff for my dad, and then I’m going to have a car and a birthday party come up for the weekend at the end of the week. I was going to get my birthday cake for the day.