Go jokes

Where did little billy go when he was stuck in a minefield... everywhere.

That joke was pretty dark, but it got pretty light for a second.

Your mum's so fat, she fell into the Grand Canyon and got stuck going down.

Why do orphans say, "Go big or go home?"

So that way they feel important.

What do you call a group of children who go on strike?

A minor's strike.

I decided today that I was going to do something with my life, something amazing, and I decided to punch a homeless man.

Who comes when an orphan gets married? They are allowed back in family restaurants, but when I go in alone, I'm not allowed. I have some parents, for God's sake!

I'm going to burn Braden Mitchell Kniffen's house down.

You're so ugly, that's why me and your hairline go far back.

Yo mama so fat, when she was just there, she made the whole earth go back to the ice age!

Why are drums and autistic people the same?

They both go "uh uh uh uh uh uh!"

What’s the best cure for not wanting to go to work?

Suicide.

"Aren't you going back home now?"

"No, I am going back home."

Adam and Eve are going through the garden when Adam suddenly says, "What race are we?"

Eve responds with, "Ask God, he will tell you." So Adam goes over to a hill and asks, "God, what race are we?"

God says, "You are what you are."

Adam goes back to Eve and says, "We are white." Eve asks how he knew that. Adam responds with, "If we were black, he would have said 'you is what you is'."

I am going to be a ghost for Halloween. I actually want to be a ghost every day, because at least I'd be dead.

Thank you so much for helping me get to 20 followers! I'm so happy, every time I look at my followers going up, it makes me so happy. I can't wait to keep posting other things on here! <3

I'm going to start taking confetti with me to therapy so when my therapist asks me, "How are you?" I can say "sad" and toss the confetti everywhere. It'll be like a real-life iMessage!

Me: I have depression.

Someone: You should get out more! Go outside!

Me: *goes to the beach* Now it's a tropical depression.

I asked my dog this morning how her week's been going--she said "ruff." I feel her, you know? I feel her.

Teacher: "I'll call your mother."

Orphan: "Go on, see if she picks up."

I love making jokes about orphans!

What are they going to do, tell their parents?