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If you are a bully at a school when you get home find a orphan and beat them up!

What are they going to do tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop?😆😝

As an actor going to film a new TV show in another country, when TSA asks “what’s the purpose of your visit?”... “I’m going to shoot a pilot” is never a good answer

well a lock and a key where going on vacation but the key said help me im stuck and then the lock said i think i am in lock-shary

I don't get this why is it I go to an orphanage and all of a sudden they said I used to be the cutest baby there.

My cousin asked me "What do you think was going through Hitlers mind right before he died"

I told him "Probably a bullet"

What's the last thing to go through a fly's head as it hits a car's windshield at 100 mph?

Its ass.

Right I have a dog and his name is syndrome and when ever he is Good I go back good syndrome but when ever he is naughty I go Down syndrome

Little Johnny and his mom were sitting in church one day, when suddenly Johnny said,"Mom I think I'm gonna throw up" Then his mom said, "Go across the field and into the bushes, hopefully no one will see you there". Johnny comes back a minute later and his mom asks,"Did you make it?", then Johnny said,"No, but there was a box by the door that SAID For The Sick"

BF: Babe, I have two questions.

GF: Ok, ask!

BF: Where have you been all my life?

GF: Aww, that's so sweet. And the second question?

BF: Can you please go back there?

GO ON THE QUINTILLIONAIRE MORNING ROUTINE NOW!

1. Wake up 2. Take a shit 3. Eat 4. Get out of bed 5. Have breakfast