What's the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Their kneecaps.
Go Through Jokes
When the airplane saw the Twin Towers, it said, "We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we can't go around it, guess we will go through it."
What’s the difference between Diana and Casper the ghost?
Casper can go through walls, Diana can't.
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.
Why did Jesus die at the diving Olympics? Because he can't go through water.
"We can't go over it, we can't go under it. Oh no, we'll have to go through it!"
Why did the orphan not call 911 when he saw a tower catch fire?
'Cause he did not want any kids to go through the same pain.
What did the plane say to the towers: "Can't go over it, can't go under it, oh no, we got to go through it."
Why are 9/11 victims so good at reading?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 5 minutes.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
They can go through 100 floors in 7 seconds.
What's the last thing to go through a fly's head as it hits a car's windshield at 100 mph?
Its ass.
How do you get to the Hogwarts gym?
Go through the dumbbell door.
What is the toughest part of the human body?
Anal hair, all the shit that they go through.
The terrorists said over the intercom, "We're coming up to our destination, so we can't go over it, we can't go under, we have to go through it."
"We can't go under... We can't go over... Oh no, we got to go through it!"
Your mom was so fat that she couldn't have a man and couldn't go through the door.
I'M JOKING, DON'T GET MAD!
Terrorist: We can go over it, we can’t go under it, let’s go through it.
"I'd rather go through the pain of childbirth again than let you drill in my mouth," the woman told her dentist.
He replied, "Well, please make up your mind so I can adjust my chair."
The Titanic before the iceberg be like: "We can't go under it, we gotta go through it!"
What was the last thing to go through Princess Diana’s head before she died?
The steering wheel.
