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What were the terrorist of 9/11 thinking?
We can’t go over it, we can’t go under it, we'll have to go through it.
Three men are outside Heaven's gates waiting to go through Heaven. The angel at the gate tells them, "Depending on the length of time and your faithfulness to your last partner decides your way across the bridge to Heaven."
The first guy says, "I was with my wife for 5 years and cheated 3 times." The angel gives him an old model pick up. The second guy says, "11 years and only once," and is granted a Mercedes.
The last man says, "20 years and not once. I loved her with all my heart," and with the angel impressed, he gets a gold edition Lamborghini and sets off ahead of the other two men. Hours later, the two men catch up to him crying behind the wheel and one says, "I know we are dead, but it could be much worse."
The guy looks up and says, "How! I just went past my wife on a skateboard!"
What was the last thing to go through JFK's mind?
A bullet.
What were the terrorists on 9/11 thinking?
"We can't go over it." "Can't go under it." "We have to go through it!"
We can't go under it...
We can't go over it...
We have to go through it!
How do you get to the Hogwarts gym?
Go through the dumbbell door.
The Titanic before the iceberg be like: "We can't go under it, we gotta go through it!"
What's the last thing to go through a fly's head as it hits a car's windshield at 100 mph?
Its ass.
The terrorists said over the intercom, "We're coming up to our destination, so we can't go over it, we can't go under, we have to go through it."
What did the pilots say before crashing into the Twin Towers?
"We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we go through it!"
Terrorist: We can go over it, we can’t go under it, let’s go through it.
Confucius say, man who go through turn table is going to Bangkok.
"I'd rather go through the pain of childbirth again than let you drill in my mouth," the woman told her dentist.
He replied, "Well, please make up your mind so I can adjust my chair."
Vladimir Putin is probably a homophobe because he has to go through life with the name of a gay porn star.
Why did Jesus die at the diving Olympics? Because he can't go through water.
"We can't go over it, we can't go under it. Oh no, we'll have to go through it!"
"We can't go under... We can't go over... Oh no, we got to go through it!"
What did the plane say to the towers: "Can't go over it, can't go under it, oh no, we got to go through it."
-->[] go through the door if you can.
