I asked the emo girl if she gets jealous when here phone dies
IF YOUR A GIRL, PLEASE COMMENT
I woke up one day to find handcuffs on my bed, turns out the girl I drugged yesterday escaped.
What did the boy banana say to the girl banana Dang girl you are so appealingđ
1. why did the teenage girls travel in odd numbered groups? because they can't get even 2.
Hey girl is that a ass seen on TV cause I buy it
whats the difrence between a pregnat girl and a light bulb ... u can un crew a light bulb but u cant un crew a pregnat girl
Q: What do you call a girl walking down a street. A: Lost, she's supposed to be in the kitchen.
Hey girl are you a scientist?
Cause you made my thing into a baking soda volcano
FICTIONAL BOOKS / AUTHORS
Why Should I Walk? by Iona Carr
What Lonely Girls Should Do by Seymour Fellowes
Unusual Window Decorations by Rod Curtains
The Long Walk Home by Misty Bus
Race to the Outhouse by Willie Makit and Illustrated by Betty Wont
why is Santa so jolly, because he knows where the naughty girls live
Whatâs worse than a girl getting a period
A boy getting a period
Having cockroaches in the house is a sign that you've food.
These things are like Ugandan girls, they hate poverty.
My penis is so polite. It stands up so girls can sit down.
A magician walks up to a girl and asks her to feel the rabbit in the magician's hat. The magician asks the girl to rub the rabbit. The girl notices the rabbit sticks up and drools the hat was covering the hips
What does a cute deaf girl and a fire have in common?
They're both hot but they're both quiet.
So two people are on a date and the guy says âwow you are so beautifulâ then the girl says âyou just want to have sexâ then the guy adds âSMART TO!â