Girls Jokes

Its girl I like in my school, but she always on her phone. Its seem that I can't get a SIGNAL from her

when you send ur girl a dick pic but she says its small. so you text back and say: "enjoy the little things".

I was walking in a park today and a little girl I asked where’s your parents she said gone my dad when to go get the milk and never came back and I said oof

I went out with this girl the other night, she wore this real slinky number. She especially looked great going down the stairs.

Who will hit the ground first the girl or the apple?I don't know it depends if the girl is emo or not if she is emo the rope will catch her.

Boy : “My heart MELTS for you.” Girl : “OMG, are you okay?!?!?!” Boy : “Yeah, why?” Girl : “Because if your heart is melting, then you are NOT okay.”