Girls jokes
There was a boy named Sammy, and he was deeply in love with a girl named Rayne. But she didn’t notice him or talk to him. But one day, she did, and they end up liking each other and getting married and lived happil- wait no, that’s not right. Sammy snuck in Rayne’s house at night and kidnapped her, locked her in his basement, and turned her into a puppet so she'd be with him forever and ever. The End.
Having cockroaches in the house is a sign that you've food.
These things are like Ugandan girls, they hate poverty.
I was at a bar. The girl said, "Sex, sex, free sex tonight," when she really said, "663629."
So I was living with a girl for a few weeks, and it was nice until she found out that I was there.
This girl came to me and said, "I got raped in my sleep!"
I replied, "I done it as a joke."
-April 1, 2020
Girl: Wanna come over to my house?
Orphan: I have to ask if my parents come home.
Sexy hot girls with two booooobs. I should say I wanna suck them.
A boy in nursery asked a girl out. She ran away crying in fear, so he just went back to teaching.
I'm so mad I got arrested for rape, even though the girl never said no. The prosecution said she was mute, but how was I supposed to know? She never told me.
Can anyone answer this riddle? Apparently this is the world's hardest riddle! Good luck 😝
“I turn polar bears white, and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee, and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid, and normal people look like celebrities.”
Why does rapboat like underage girls? Cos grown ass girls are too clever for him.
What's the difference between a boy and girl? A boy always carries an average 5in "do not enter" sign.
Girl: Daddy, I've been a bad girl.
Priest: For the last time, it's "Father, I have sinned."
Girl: "Dad."
Dad: "Do I love you?"
Girl: "I am a prostitute."
Dad: "Yes."
Woman 2: "Dad."
Dad: "Right?"
Woman 2: "I'm a woman too."
Father: "God, do you love children?"
Boy: "Yes..."
What's that stupid girl in your class called?
Thot.
What do you call a flat-chested emo girl?
A cutting board.
A bully says, "I get 10x more girls than you" to a gay kid.
Then the gay kid says, "10 X 0 is still 0."
What's the best part of dating a homeless girl? You can drop her off anywhere.
When the guy asks the girl if she's wet, she replies, "Yeah, milky knickers!"
Bf: Do you love me?
Gf: Most of the time.
Bf: Well, it's either yes or no.
Gf:...
Bf: Well, when is it that you don't love me?
Gf: 2:30 to 4:00. Every time when you go to the river an hour, then it takes me a half hour to love you again.
Bf: Why?
Gf: 'Cause you always see that OTHER GIRL.
Bf: MY LOVE! That other girl is my sister!!!
Gf: Ohh...