Girls jokes
Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms!
This Chinese girl didn't know what a sausage roll was, so I replied, "It's like a spring roll with sausage in it, but not any dog or cat how you have it."
A girl named Rebecca was friends with a guy called Fi. One day, Fi hit Rebecca, and Rebecca lost service.
Rebecca said to Fi, "Why-Fi?"
How do you get a depressed girl to suck your dick?
Pour bleach on it.
What's the difference between a (hypothetical) girl and cancer?
Her dad didn't beat cancer.
Memes
What do you call a girl above age 16 who says she is a virgin? A liar.
(Girl) Do you ever blink?
(Doll) (No reply).
(Girl) You look like a mannequin!
(Doll) (No reply).
A girl is meeting this Muslim for a date, and she asks him, "So are you Indian?"
And the Muslim goes, "No, bitch, I ain't 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11!"
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As I was eating this girl out, I thought I tasted some horse semen... I exclaimed, "Oh, Grandma! That's how you died!"
If girls are vegan, why do they suck dick?
I have some words that might make sense to girls, but maybe not to boys, ready?
smart
kind
sweet
caring
loving
mature
What's the difference between a girl eating Taco Bell and doing sex a few times? Nothing. Something always comes out.
Why did the boy ask a question to the girl?
What do you call a girl with one leg? Ilean.
Yo, look, they give me and my girl free pizza and a big bottle of rabbit wine. Yay, yay! Don't drink too much of it; you might turn into a wine rabbit.
My girl got mad at me last night for saying to my mom that she had a dildo ready at all times and is always hard, so my mom wanted to see. So I whipped out my penis and my mom said it’s bigger than your dad’s!
Q: What do you call a little girl without arms and legs?
A: Names.
Had an amazing night with this girl, woke up, and it was my aunt. Now I’m in love.
My girlfriend is like Toys R Us.
She does not exist.