Girls jokes

Girl

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms!

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  • Girl

    This Chinese girl didn't know what a sausage roll was, so I replied, "It's like a spring roll with sausage in it, but not any dog or cat how you have it."

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  • Girl

    A girl named Rebecca was friends with a guy called Fi. One day, Fi hit Rebecca, and Rebecca lost service.

    Rebecca said to Fi, "Why-Fi?"

    Cancer

    What's the difference between a (hypothetical) girl and cancer?

    Her dad didn't beat cancer.

    Memes

    Liar

    What do you call a girl above age 16 who says she is a virgin? A liar.

    Doll

    (Girl) Do you ever blink?

    (Doll) (No reply).

    (Girl) You look like a mannequin!

    (Doll) (No reply).

    Muslim

    A girl is meeting this Muslim for a date, and she asks him, "So are you Indian?"

    And the Muslim goes, "No, bitch, I ain't 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11!"

    People

    People, please check out Tenya's jokes. Girl, love, cheetah, blue jokes!

    Death

    As I was eating this girl out, I thought I tasted some horse semen... I exclaimed, "Oh, Grandma! That's how you died!"

    Girl

    I have some words that might make sense to girls, but maybe not to boys, ready?

    smart

    kind

    sweet

    caring

    loving

    mature

    Difference

    What's the difference between a girl eating Taco Bell and doing sex a few times? Nothing. Something always comes out.

    Pizza

    Yo, look, they give me and my girl free pizza and a big bottle of rabbit wine. Yay, yay! Don't drink too much of it; you might turn into a wine rabbit.

    Penis

    My girl got mad at me last night for saying to my mom that she had a dildo ready at all times and is always hard, so my mom wanted to see. So I whipped out my penis and my mom said it’s bigger than your dad’s!

    Girl

    Q: What do you call a little girl without arms and legs?

    A: Names.

    Aunt

    Had an amazing night with this girl, woke up, and it was my aunt. Now I’m in love.