Girls jokes
Why doesn't Batman need Robin as a wingman?
Because he has no problem robbin' your girl.
Charizarding.
When you light a girl's pubes on fire, put it out with your jizz, then flap your arms and say, "You don't have enough badges to train me!"
Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms!
This Chinese girl didn't know what a sausage roll was, so I replied, "It's like a spring roll with sausage in it, but not any dog or cat how you have it."
A girl named Rebecca was friends with a guy called Fi. One day, Fi hit Rebecca, and Rebecca lost service.
Rebecca said to Fi, "Why-Fi?"
Memes
Girls be like
How do you get a depressed girl to suck your dick?
Pour bleach on it.
My girlfriend is like Toys R Us.
She does not exist.
Had an amazing night with this girl, woke up, and it was my aunt. Now I’m in love.
What's the difference between a (hypothetical) girl and cancer?
Her dad didn't beat cancer.
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As I was eating this girl out, I thought I tasted some horse semen... I exclaimed, "Oh, Grandma! That's how you died!"
If girls are vegan, why do they suck dick?
(Girl) Do you ever blink?
(Doll) (No reply).
(Girl) You look like a mannequin!
(Doll) (No reply).
What do you call a girl above age 16 who says she is a virgin? A liar.
A girl is meeting this Muslim for a date, and she asks him, "So are you Indian?"
And the Muslim goes, "No, bitch, I ain't 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11!"
What's the difference between a girl eating Taco Bell and doing sex a few times? Nothing. Something always comes out.
What do you call a girl with one leg? Ilean.
Yo, look, they give me and my girl free pizza and a big bottle of rabbit wine. Yay, yay! Don't drink too much of it; you might turn into a wine rabbit.
Why did the boy ask a question to the girl?
My girl got mad at me last night for saying to my mom that she had a dildo ready at all times and is always hard, so my mom wanted to see. So I whipped out my penis and my mom said it’s bigger than your dad’s!